listen. while ive seen a lot of people depict them as rivals.... can you guys see my vision for a second here PLEASE

quick thing i made to add as a pfp www -eiden

He's a magician

Absolutely no one wants this. My favorite kind of post.

Rating the art of each character in the new loading screen

Disclaimer I fucking love this loading screen so much all of them look amazing.

This raiting system is wow that's nice

To LIFE ALTERING.

Worst to best

9)

I'm sorry Garu enjoyers I hate him so much I feel no joy looking at this. Also colors look muted for Garu

8)

This hurts me blade is my second favorite character but this art is not my second favorite. I know his face is normal covered but I want to see it a bit more in cover art, and his hair looks too much like morvays here I think

7)

Now we're getting into the harder part to categorize. I am trying so hard to not let my character preference bias this rating. He looks so on character and I wouldn't change anything it's just not as good as the following.

6)

Looks so cute and the holy ray of light is amazing. Also so happy??? And proud??? Thank you Olivine???

5)

Fuck this was hard to pick. Dante looks so good here. I don't normally like Dante much but THIS!! this is gorgeous. His hair depth, the expression, he looks amazing

4)

I whole heartedly love this. the hand, the joy the clothing floating??? All of it is done perfectly. If eidens 4 u know this list is about to get competitive

3)

Normally I think art does yakumo a bit of a disservice, but here?? Gorgeous, stunning, endearing, contemplative. Perfectly shows of his hair coloring and earring. The position right behind eiden? Outstanding yakumo art

2)

Edmond here looks so regal and swave I wouldn't have it any other way. The floating of his clothes like eidens, gives so much movement and his HAIR?? Can't say enough how much I love this. His colors look so cohesive and complementary, even putting him right by Dante's red, it's great choices all around.

1) and I truly hope this surprises no one

HOLY!!! SHIT!!! im- I'm blown away. The expression, the flow, the sparkle, the POSE!! The crossed legs and flowing of his clothes. Not a single mid part of this. I debated making this my new profile picture. I debated going blind so this was the last thing I saw.

@requiodile

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if Karu goes to the art studio and he sees Olivine there he will Just Leave. he's seen them get nasty but that's a different vibe from the pervert games. he does not want to be in the same building as the latter tyvm

everyone else's pervert games take on a very different tone from Kuya and Olivine's bodice ripper nonsense. Edmond drops by Yakumo's grandparents' cafe for pastries and whoops they're making out in the back now, who could have possibly predicted this?

and then there's Blade's whole motorcycle man thing. pervert games indeed.

Dante's smart enough to never try the "I'm taller than you" thing on Edmond ever again, but he does still try it on Karu. Karu, inspired by Edmond's creative tactics in retrieving whatever Dante's holding over his head, straight up tackles Dante. Dante's so top heavy that he just topples right over.

before either of those incidents, if the newbies got too rowdy, Quincy would just huff and pluck whatever it was out of Dante's hands. it's his now. neither of you get it. and he's taller AND bulkier than Dante, so he can do the same thing to Dante. how the turns have tabled.

lmfao Eiden gets so good so quickly at pushing the right buttons. he's the absolute king of the pervert games.

at their post battle hangouts, if people start getting frisky, there's almost always an audience watching. great for Olivine, who has a deep rooted exhibitionism kink. sometimes great for Edmond, who finds it a huge turn-on with the right fantasy. everyone else ranks on a scale from "isn't an exhibitionist but is down to clown" to "has gotten used to it".

Kuya, holding Edmond's back to his chest, trailing a manicured nail down Edmond's stomach: quiet, now, sweet little knight. or do you want everyone in the kingdom to hear me defile you?

Edmond: you--! scoundrel! I'll never fall to the likes of you!!

Kuya: oh, but you already have.

Rei brought popcorn. he's passing the bag between himself, Eiden, Olivine, and Blade. Edmond looks up at them, scowling even as he turns redder; Olivine is the only one who breaks eye contact.

Kuya: how far you've fallen, vice captain. the people you've sworn to protect now watch as you give your body up to a wicked beast. there's one way you can still serve your kingdom, you know...

Edmond: wh-what could I possibly--

Kuya, digging his nails into Edmond's hips: as entertainment.

Olivine, on the other end of the spectrum, just needs a small reminder that there are people watching and he'll work himself up. refreshingly simple.

oh my god. that sure is a suit of armor. the first fight wearing that, he finds out that those leather straps holding the armor on are really easy to break through for, say, a tentacle monster. this is the birth of knight!Sapphire as a doujin trope, where most of them don't change the armor because look at it. the ones that do change the armor change it because it's a fantasy-medieval setting and they can't abide by how unprotective it is; i.e., they cover him up.

Morvay... the himbo of all time...

he covers for Edmond once and Edmond came back to a troupe that was absolutely all over their poor, injured princess. Morvay lied his ass off to get out of dance rehearsal because while he's honestly a pretty good dancer, his style belongs more in a strip club than a ballet troupe. Edmond spent the next week being fussed over and fed chicken noodle soup.

Karu goes to Olivine in absolute shambles because Morvay covered for him and completely bombed a pop quiz. Olivine has to pull some strings among the faculty to let Karu re-take an equivalent quiz due to 'extenuating circumstances'. he aces it this time.

skeleton monster, giving a new meaning to boners.

oh boy oh dear. I think Olivine sometimes scared himself with how easily he acclimated to magical girl life, but he tries to not get too in his head about it because surely it's better than being miserable like the others. if nothing else, if he's fine, it means the trio have more attention to spread among the others. it doesn't stop him from feeling guilty about getting pleasure from something that's visibly destroying the others.

so his piercings being ripped out, and being ripped out so violently... it feels like karma. divine retribution. "oh, this trainwreck of a situation feels good to you? see if you enjoy this."

especially since the piercings were a symbol of his newfound freedom and his burgeoning sexuality... to be literally ripped away because of this... it's really, really hard on him.

he has to take a little break from magical girl work to process it. he does eventually take Rei up on his offer and then goes back to fighting monsters, but he kind of rationalized it into "this is a test from god and I have a duty to protect the people" so it keeps bubbling away in the background until magical healing Eiden comes in.

student, batting their eyelashes, squishing their chest together with their arms: oh no, professor Olivine, I can't fail this course! is there any way I could... perhaps... earn some extra credit?

Olivine, smiling serenely: I'm sorry, I don't offer extra credit. might I suggest studying for your next exam?

devastating. I think I'd die on the spot.

occasionally, for students that he can tell are actually trying and aren't flirting with him, he'll offer tutoring sessions. those who think he's hot are devastated to find out that these are A) group study sessions, and B) he is just as strict as he is in class. he's a really good tutor though.

despite everything, you're still you. augh. Eiden my beloved.

Obsidian is scary to small children, but he's WILDLY popular with the chuuni crowd. there's a bell curve of age where young children are afraid of him, preteens are obsessed with him, and older teens cringe at their edgelord phase but still secretly think he's sick as hell.

he gets preteens begging him to do Serpent Sundering for them, which flusters him because he can't do it on command and he doesn't want to disappoint. the gang rehearse a script for him to follow that explains it's a special move that he can only do under special circumstances, couched in the most chuuni-appealing language possible.

Yakumo: a-alas, the Serpent Sundering 'tis a power of dark destruction, meant only to be used sparingly 'gainst the most wicked of foes...!

Eiden: it's sounding good! but maybe we can throw in some more buzzwords...

Topaz himself isn't popular with kids, but Topper is SO POPULAR. he's in high demand for petting and he loves it. Topaz has to stay nearby while dodging milfs so that no one tries to kidnap Topper.

kids also try to feed Topper things, which is another reason Topaz has to keep an eye out. (one time a small child barely taller than my toy poodle offered him a still-wrapped candy lmfao, their parent and I had to explain that dogs can't eat those)

Father would be popular for petting if he put up with it at all. he hangs out in sight but way out of range.

someone: wait, why is Father out in broad daylight? aren't owls nocturnal?

Rei, shrugging: he's built different.

the first time Kuya and Quincy hear Rei laugh during sex, it's so... it's a moment. they're feeling things. they're a little more in love with magical healing Eiden.

Kuya, to Aster and Morvay: you know, for once... you did good.

Eiden narrates a session between Kuya and Olivine like a bad bodice ripper and it's. it doesn't even phase them. the narration is making them get MORE into it. Eiden doesn't know what he's discovered here but by god is he going to keep going down this rabbit hole.

speaking of rabbit holes. Eiden says that to Edmond one time while balls deep in him and Edmond was Not Happy about it.

FACIAL HAIR OF FECUNDITY. Dante's going to start looking into electrolysis at this rate. also obsessed with the nonsense ooc doujins being collectively called the evil sex universe.

all of them call in sick to work and such and just spend the day sleeping. the day after that, Edmond is absolutely thriving while the rest of them look like Rei on a rainy day. they have to go fight another monster because the universe hates them, and bystanders note that despite being apparently taken out of the fight by a beam in the last fight, Sapphire is doing significantly better than the rest of his team today.

Olivine jumps in front of forced orgasm beams and whatnot very often because he gets stronger the more of those he takes, but he make a mental note to avoid breeding beams at all costs. there would be no survivors.

Voltron is more than it's ships

Let me just start by saying, yes I did start watching Voltron because I saw Klance fan art. HOWEVER, I could have just looked up if it actually happened in the show. I watch Voltron because I love the plot and the characters BY THEMSELVES. I don't know much about the voice actors and actresses, but I do know that I respect them, their opinions, and their jokes. I don't care what they ship. That's their choice. All ships are amazing in their own way and deserve respect! No this does not mean I support illegal or morally incorrect relationships. Honestly Shaladin ships don't offend me at all. Sure they are considered minors now but let's say they were in their 20's and Shiro was in his 30's you wouldn't be offended then. I don't care what ship the show ends in! Honestly I wouldn't get mad even if Allura ended up with Lotor! The people in this fandom who only watch for ships honestly need to get their act together. Right here, is a beautiful and amazing show made by and with amazing and talented people. The plot is deep and meaningful and doesn't need to be romanticized to make me love it. Each character is lovable in their own way and them and their voice actors/actresses are all precious cinnamon rolls. I don't get why people even have to hate. Why can't we all just appreciate the hard work put into making this show? I refuse to hate people because of their opinions and beliefs. I saw someone bashing a ship on Instagram recently and while other people are blocking and being hateful I'm still a follower and I still respect them. They said a few offensive, and honestly, irrelevant things, but they are still a cool person. Just because they are an anti to one ship doesn't mean that they're a terrible person. I refuse to unfollow them. I hate how toxic fandoms get when it comes to shipping. Honestly I have seen too many fandoms go down because of ship wars. In the Fairy Tail fandom there is NaLu and NaLi. Both are beautiful in their own way but people still hate and go after each other about it. People complain about Shaladin being inappropriate, but not once have I seen people complain about Shay and Hunk having an inter species relationship. The same goes for Shallura. My point? Voltron is Voltron It's ships do not and should not define it Stop the hate and judgement I'm sure @bext-k @joshkeaton Steven Yeun Jeremy Shada Tyler Labine Rhys Darby Kimberly Brooks Neil Kaplan Cree Summer Mick Wingert Keith Ferguson Jake Eberle Emily Eiden Trevor Devall Robin Atkin Downes Mark Rolston Iqbal Theba Scott Wolf Fred Tatasciore Blake Anderson Lacey Chabert Norman Reedus Nolan North Kari Wahlgren Mae Whitman Ike Amadi David W. Collins Finn Darby Jim Cummings Theo Darby Vince Offer Mindy Sterling Arnold Vosloo Tommy Savas Alyson Stonner Sean Teale And "Weird Al" Yankovic Would agree Yes I did just list the entire imdb cast! They are all important and amazing people! I would list the crew too but there are over 200 animators and I'm sure this would be a bit too unbearable to read by then. I tagged Bex and Josh because I know their tumblrs. Anyone I didn't tag either doesn't have a tumblr or I didn't know it. Feel free to tag them! If you're a cast member and I missed you I'm sorry. I didn't mean to leave any of you out. If you're a crew member whether it be director, animator, whatever! I love and appreciate you for all that you do. Spread the love and support guys!

im going insane

we children we have each other, and each other is all we need.

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"I'm sure this one would fit you better, Angel."

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oc version under the cut ¡!

i just love them your honor

kinitopet fanart

get simba'd idiot

back at my bullshit again

catnap the mysterious, serious one kickin' the sporty, cool one bubba the princey one dogday the...dog one ( LEADER ) hoppy the sporty one crafty the shy, cute one picky the cool/tsundere one? big sister? ( gotta think about it better ) and bobby the lovey dovey one ( LEADER ) AU is basically the Smiling Critters made into idols lmao. Not under Playtime Co. but under Playtime Entertaiment, a company made... for entertaiment. The groups are separated between boys and girls. Still gotta think about the groups' names themselves... And that's all I have for now! I will update as I get more ideas :]]

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"Uh, Angel... Are you sure this looks right?"

"And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like 'I love you.'"

TAGS @realizinau WITH SO MUCH SHAME

have some shitposts i made on stream on my discord server ( wink wink )