i love making my favs look as disheveled and sad as possivble ,. he is sitting and waiting guys

proper reupload in the high quality this fantastic segment so deserves; eagle pig and duck bias notwithstanding, this will forever be my favorite variant of the fabled switcheroo (and a reminder that Daffy was first at his own game!) the committal on behalf of both characters--especially the sincerity of Daffy's feigned sincerity--really sets it apart

I briefly considered a roleswap AU where Cora is the one to be enslaved by the Celestial Dragons and get horribly mistreated by them but then I realized it would be over in five minutes bc if Law saw that he would literally burn Mary Geoise to the ground with ZERO hesitation whatsoever

Fucking love the idea of the chassis being an amplifier because you kinda get the best of both worlds from the whole chassis theory argument where wheatley's still being influenced but you keep the complexity of his character intact, plus you get the double whammy existential crisis of being driven to do horrible things but still having to deal with the fact after you come to your senses that no matter which way you look at it was still all you. In this essay I will

Ignore the giant rant in the tags its 1 AM

god i will be so mean but people who are really smug about how pathologic 1 is so much better than pathologic 2, and how hbomberguy's video on the games sucks, because he says that they are hard, and stuff and then just play the game with a guide and know what to do every day in advance and just play it for the plot (no shame in that by itself), but who then refuse to engage with the actual central conflict of survival, and not being able to save everyone, because they have like 5 schmowders hoarded by day 6 because they want to play the game as good as one can, without acknowledging that pathologic's intended experience is not to be played as omnicient and as good as one can, and then are mad that the story in 2 isn't as complex, because they aren't engaging with half of the game's experience, are soooo annoying god bless.

ive been waffling for two years on the circumstances of ilya eye loss between dragonsong and some point in stormblood (many options little brain etc), but it is like. narratively satisfying for stormblood to have to be a point of recovery already after the hell of dragonsong, all that loneliness and hope and loss you've gotta piece back together

but also now you've got no depth perception. also zenos is there.

[affectionately] oh, i sure do love making his life so very difficult.

mtmte is hell because you will have one of the most interesting disabled characters in the entire franchise with one of the most lovingly rendered character arcs ive ever read and at the same time james roberts calls characters slurs and constantly makes a joke and caricature out of the same issues he tries to be So Serious about

Jay-Zendaya is fucking hilarious rosyyy

Jay-Z is actually short for JAYneration Zendaya so true

petit et espiègle ♡

If there’s one thing I need to see in S5 it’s Pat finding out that there’s still new Sharpe books and getting all excited to read the ones he missed

THE MOLE SONG!!!!!!!!! PLEASE ENJOY I AM SO EXCITED TO TALK (ALWAYS AM BUT!!!!!)

HEY I SAVED OFF ON ANSWERING THIS UNTIL I FINISHED THE MOVIE AND IN THE SHORTEST REVIEW POSSIBLE

THAT WAS DEFINITELY A MOVIE™️

maybe J0hn for the character bingo? owo

love this man ive been attached to him since he first showed up <3 dont have too much new i can think of to say about him though

Jazz has always struck me as a very "they asked me first" kind of easygoing guy.

What do I mean by that? I mean I feel like he's so easygoing and go-with-the-flow that many major decisions he's had in his life have been influenced by the people and circumstances around him.

I'll give an example. Say before the war he worked at one place, then someone else comes along and asks him "hey do you wanna work over here? we could use someone like you." But he turns them down. Not because he doesn't think he's qualified, but more so that, to him, it doesn't make much of a difference if he works here or there. Why rock the boat and change it? So he tells them "Sorry, but these guys asked me to work here first."

People mistake it for loyalty. Truthfully, Jazz is content to do things on his own terms when he's in private. That's part of the reason he's likes working spec ops during the war-- aside from some mandatory meetings here and there, he generally gets to do what he wants.

But why sign up for spec ops at all-- or work any job, for that matter-- when he'd rather have the freedom to do whatever? Well, even before the war, he knew a few things needed to stay consistent in order to live a life. He needed some credits, he needed a roof over his head, he needed fuel, and he needed some companions. Credits could get you all of that if need-be, but he knew the real currency was companionship. See, when people are your friends, they're more likely to trust you, more likely to give you things you want.

That's why Jazz is easygoing. He bends to other's whim just enough to get what he needs, and things just fall into place. Obviously that isn't to say that his friendships aren't real, or that he doesn't care about others, but he also knows that he can abandon it all at the drop of a hat if it suits how longterm goals and he sees a better option.

Someone once asked him and some comrades around the table why they fight for the Autobots, why they signed up for the cause. Jazz told the group that they probably wouldn't like his answer, but they insisted.

"Because the Autobots asked me to join them first." He smiles warmly. Most of them don't get it. The ones that do are the same ones who haven't trusted him from the start. That's fine. All he has to do is keep doing his job, and he'll have friends and resources and most importantly, a direction to go in.

I know "lucky gun" is old news but I absolutely lost my shit at that as a concept and whenever it's on screen I die all over again 💀💀💀