Liu kang talks u through it btw.

On your knees, darling.

chainshipping is so soul crushing like the bad thing is happening to us it’s inevitable we wouldn’t have met without it but also maybe we could have maybe there’s a universe where we meet in the most mundane way possible maybe you bump into me while i’m holding my coffee and we argue and then we go back to your place because my shirt’s ruined maybe i’m taking pictures of people in the park and you ask for one because you’re never in them you’re always behind the camera except for this moment i captured and maybe maybe maybe. but for now what we have are these four walls and two heavy chains keeping us apart, a hand twisted in the other persons shirt and a hand cupping the other persons jaw, a smoking gun and scattered photos and first touches that only happen once it’s too late and “we’re gonna be ok?”s and “i wouldn’t lie to you”s and promises that can’t be kept and ! and !

See whats funny is i see people harping about how DirkJake is "bad" and it sucks because it's.. messy. Its not exactly healthy either. But that's what's so fun about it!! Seeing representation of relationships in a way that strikes true with how most relationships are kinda janked to begin with!! Give me not perfect relationship representation give me mess, I will enjoy it fullheartedly. Its so much more interesting to pick apart and unpack than normal healthy relationships! There is so many ways dirkjake can go and honestly it's fascinating!!

Also not to mention the "fucked up red string of fate" thing they have going for each other. That's so nuts. They're like soulmates, but it doesn't mean they're necessarily compatible, doesn't mean they're necessarily going to get along, just that they're basically stuck together like some horrid prank.

Not to mention the very fact that Jakes planet has the word soul, depicted as x or chi from platos timaeus LITERALLY CARVED INTO HIS PLANET.

I cannot express how absolutely NUTS it makes me. Hey what if we both had planets. And mine had a reference to you carved into it. What if even in trying to escape you when i was in peril i believed in you so much, i actualised a version of you i keep in my head to fight for me. What if our planets collided into each other. What if you had to watch that happen. Hey. Are you listening.

back again with another brent spiner video that im failing to be normal about

my queen...

Me (born in the 21st century, knows how botulism presents in tinned food) watching the man from my show eat spoiled food chock-full of lead: lol

Roman comes over to her. Nuzzles the top of his head into her belly with a moan until she rubs his head.

Currently on a Strike It Rich kick and I have a new buff girl crush:

SHUT THE FUCK UP?!?!

I AM WET AS FUCK JUST LOOKING AT THIS…. why have i never seen this before now ?! HE LOOKS SO FUCKING BITEABLE 🤤

me converting people to bill heather/tozer

when people write Henry "buy a summer home in Majorca with the turkey" Fox as passive or too-babygirl-to-function I wanna rip my hair out

that man is a massive bitch and he's beautiful for it. he can and will throw verbal hands when given the opportunity to mess with his friends. the man has curated snark for every occasion locked and loaded

he is not only 🥺🥹 he is also 🤨😈

Drawing on model Hugo is scary guys please send help

this song makes me yearn so badly i want to slow dance with my future wife in our kitchen after we’ve had too much wine and the room is lit by candles this is sick

Oh my god its happening its happening it happeninghnnnj