my liege you cannot trust this buffoon. he doesnโt even begin every other sentence with โmy liege.โ heโll never whisper in your ear the way i do it, my liege. sire. your fuckableness
i want to draw more and write more and make more silly edits and talk about my favorite cold boys but i'm moving across the country (~1,300 miles) in under two weeks x_x trying to pack but my brain keeps going like. Remember That One Little Gay Boy Who Died In The Arctic
i love you philip morris au hickeygibson: they meet when hickey is doing time (selling meth but actually is arsenic breaking into ex-boss home and piss on him murder identity theft whatever you name it) billy is a prison staff they having a secret affair in prison. after they got busted (by john) hickey got transferred and billy got sacked. now hickey keeps using very creative ways to breaking out of prison (i.e training rats to steal the keys) and does one thing only: to see billy and asks him to marry him. billy, at the 43th time when hickey appears on his doorstep: please officers shoot him in the head this time
^^ YES TRUE prev this is almost certainly what was actually meant by that line and i shouldn't have used to word Canonically bc mine is just one silly interpretation LOL but in my head The Terror is a gay romcom
sorry i will never be over this little line and its delivery. like not only is hickey canonically slutting it up all around the ship but his sluttery is so well-known that billy is aware. the little smile
sorry i will never be over this little line and its delivery. like not only is hickey canonically slutting it up all around the ship but his sluttery is so well-known that billy is aware. the little smile
in a hotel room very cautiously removing my clothing slowly and constantly looking around the room shifty and scared as fuck anticipating attacks while a beautiful pair of women sitting side by side on the bed in matching lingerie excitedly but restrained with carefully lowered vioices cheer me on. they say Yes thats it thats how sex works! youre doing it right yeah! youve got it keep going! and im finally down to a sports bra and one tube sock when a car alarm putside startles me and i lunge for the empty handgun on the floor and put it in my mouth while they panic and scramble trying to calm me down petting my hair and cooing gently
I want to put Hodgson in a washing machine and watch him spin around and then i want to hang him up and watch him dry in the wind and then i want to fold him up and place him in a drawer