SISTER-IN-LAWS TO SCISSOR SISTERS? According to a close source, former PGN board member Naomi Pierce and the mysterious Tabitha Hayes have officially called it quits with longtime beaus Kendall and Roman Roy respectively, opting instead to date each other. The source claims Pierce and Hayes called the Roys ‘children in slightly taller bodies’ and that their relationships ‘turned us gay’.
‘We’re done with men. I’m f***ing sure of it,’ the source recalls Naomi saying over a Pierce family dinner. Currently Pierce is sitting pretty on her share of the whopping 10 billion dollar PGN buyout as purchased by the aforementioned Roys alongside sister Siobhan Roy, who coincidentally is rumored to be going through a divorce herself. If ATN Chairman Tom Wambsgans comes out as gay anytime soon, we just might have enough evidence to construct a case for Pierce’s theory that dating a Roy really can turn you gay! +
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dear diary, it has now been 1,329 days since i last saw tabitha of succession fame...i am languishing
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Roman comes over to her. Nuzzles the top of his head into her belly with a moan until she rubs his head.
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Caitlin FitzGerald as Tabitha
SUCCESSION — 2.4: Safe Room
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