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btw babygirls nothing makes me happier than knowing there's a zillo beast out there living his best dinosaur-ass life
#my heart bleeds for the poor fellow in clone wars#ofc as a pokemon player HOW could I not adore a stompy guy w a loud roar and glowing eyes#anyway I love him and I'm basically as glad he had a happy ending as I am the batch did lol#<3#zillo beast#(my beloved)#(my undying and eternal fave)#(my man eating creechur)#bad batch#the bad batch#bad batch finale
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my favorite things about epic the musical
but now we'll be the ones who ✨SLAY✨
i love how fast and intense the part where ody's giving orders is
the soldiers' little "WHOO"s after ody's lines OUGHHHH
*hawk screech* A VISION
"I know that I'm ready!! // I don't think you're ready..."
ody's voice is so SOFT when he's singing "it's just an infant"
zeus's voice is so deep. it fits him
the backing vocals on "if you don't end him now you'll have no one left to save // penelope!!"
ody & zeus's duet. no more needs to be said
"PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME DO THIS, DON'T MAKE ME DO THIS" sobs. ough.
"is the price i pay endless pain?" yeah. seems like it. i mean the odyssey makes sure to remind us that you have endured "much suffering" like fifty times so.
the second repetition of "when does a comet become a meteor" with the whole chorus singing....
"and ithaca's waiting!!" is such a satisfying line for some reason
"PENELOPE'S WAITING!!" they have the best relationship of anyone Ever actually.
the men singing "captain, what's the plan?" so satisfying
"we're up we're off and away we go!" yayyyyy
"captain! :D" "polities! :D" (dont talk to me SOBS)
this whole song is just so great tbh.
I LOVE when ody and the men are singing together. so fun. idk why its just satisfying
jungle noises!! also the beat to Open Arms is just SOOOOO very nice i don't know why something about the drums is just so very /pos though
the lotus-eaters' voices are very fun tbh. i love the overlapping vocals. they sound like Creechurs /pos
when the lotus-eaters go "oooooh!" after polites' lines >>>>
the high flute/whatever it its thats playing the melody of athena's lyrics as she sings them? oughh >>>>>
"Let's go!!"
ody's smug little "ha-ha-ha-ha"
you can HEAR the smile in athena's voice when ody tricks her. like. ooh yes this one this is my favorite mortal.
"nah, don't be modest, i know you're a goddess" >>>
i just LOVE how ody sings "you are ATHENA badass in the ARENA unmatched witty AND QUEEN OF the best stra-te-gies we've seen"
ody's little "ohkay" after athena's "we'll see where it ends." god he sounds so just. blorbo. in this song. yknow. hes just so smug cat /aff
warrior of the mind, just, like, in GENERAL, is great
THE ARROW FLYING AT THE START OF POLYPHEMUSSSS
"WHO ARE YOU." you can HEAR the oh shit
i love ody and the Cyclops' whole exchange. just something about it.
i love the cyclops' voice filter? whatever he's got goin on. very cool
"hey cyclops do you know what's better than eating me? GETTING DRUNK!!! yeah trust me dude youll NEVER wanna eat me now"
i appreciate him repeating "nobody" three times so absolutely NO ONE can miss it.
"I'm so glad we see eye to eye" hehe. cause. yeah.
"what..? WATCH OUT!!" >>>>>>
THE BEAT HERE GOES FUCKING CRAZYYYYYYY /pos
the whole not exactly call-and-repeat thing that ody and his men do during this song. just. man i love this musical.
when the men r singing in the background of ody singing >>>>
"captain..?" POLITESSSSSSSS :((((((((
the BANGING... like. its so emotional /pos.
the cyclops singing a version of the song ody and his men were singing before >>>>>
the sort of focusing-in thing at the start of Remember Them? i dont know. its just very satisfying
remember them is just a great song all around. amazing. 10/10 no notes
i lied i have notes. i LOVE the guitar riff thing? that happens around when ody says "SCATTER"
"captain" "wait" >>>>>
the cyclops sounds so SAD when hes saying "don't go! :("
"my comrades will not DIIIIII-EEE-IEEEE in vain." they always say it like "diii-EEEE-iiiiiieeee" and its very funny
the line "selfish and prideful and vain" is so funny after reading the odyssey. this goddess raised your child for you and saved your life like 1932094234 times. have some goddamn respect. gods.
"YOU'RE NOT LOOKING FOR A MENTOR I'M NOT LOOKING FOR A FRIEND!" callbacks to previous songs >>>>>>
"wiser, why's your" love that. (sounds alike)
the little stuttering the music does at the end of this song!!! so satisfying.
#epic the musical#ive listened to this musical an UNHEALTHY amount#the otter splashes#anyways. LISTEN TO EPIC THE MUSICAL
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HEART?
STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING HEART GOD DAMN FOOL SADDENED AND MEEK DUST EATING RAT AKAREOCYTE SHITHEAD IDIOT EMO SIDE OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING HEART
STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT HEART I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP FEELINGS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST FASHION SENSE GET AWAY FROM ME
if i wanted to get into heaven and god said Heart's waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down
if i have to deal with Heart speaking one word in person on voice in album not only will i close the tab i will delete my Spotify acc out of spite and have to relisten again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive
i dont even know why i hate him so much. he feels emotions but i am just mad because i am angy
he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just whiny pissbaby whos a fan of being pathetic and wanted to be pitied ill go ham
BETTER have had a heart attack make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him
paypal.com/IFuckingHateHeartfromuhhhh-guy
songs not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his little hole and I lost it
where the fuck is Heart if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt
crusty little toddler
ill punch Heart and his sad frail creechur twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final lyric sheet he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish
im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point
i hope theres a date given for when Heart died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone
everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many hackneyed and trite if true thoughts
-you, the Mind, probably (this is a magnus archives copypasta which I rewrote)
This is honestly so true. I agree with this statement.
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which character of yours would be most likely to eat something inedible on a dare/for fun?
I initially wanted to say Neo as he's my feral little man but I think for him it would depend on the texture. He's pretty sensitive to mouth textures and if it's something textured like Lentils he'll probably throw up everything in his stomach before he can get it down
His sister, on the other hand, and surprisingly Aki are more down for that kind of tomfoolery. Maizie 100% has the "I won't do it" "yeah you wont" "OH BET???" Attitude and eating odd things like bugs and such wasn't so uncommon where Aki comes from! So it depends on what you mean by inedible!
Maizie has canonically swallowed a screw before to prove a point so... yeah she's a little creechur lmao
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So my trip to New Jersey is off to an auspicious start (withering sarcasm). My betrothed and I couldn’t pack lunches and had to get it at the airport. Then we were left at the mercy of their dad bringing us something to eat when he picked us up.
He offered to bring hoagies. My betrothed and I were both dismayed. They like a hoagie just fine but I hate cold cuts, and in general the only sandwiches I like are warm ones that I must eat warm because Food Temperature is a thing for me. I doubt he’s heard of bahn mi and I don’t know how popular it is on the east coast anyway. But the act of saying to their dad: “She doesn’t like hoagies,” is a whole can of worms neither of us want to open. (We are trying our damndest to avoid talking about my food sensitivities as relates to autism. He is a psychiatrist with mountains of prejudice around the word.)
So they ask me what I’d like him to bring instead and I looked at them with the sad wet eyes of a creechur past their limits because the airport is stressful and I was overwhelmed. They decide a bagel and cream cheese would be good and I’m so relieved and happy that they’re so smart.
And he says. “All the places that sell them are closed. Would she just like granola?”
No. No I would not like granola to be my whole dinner. What I’d really like is a massive burger but that would violently offend his yuppy health sensibilities and he’s in no way equipped to actually feed me something that substantive.
We start bargaining with this man. Over where to get a bagel. He hits us with “But they’re a breakfast food,” and, “If I can’t find one I’ll just bring granola.”
Every conversation with him is his quiet judgment that we can’t live on kale chips, granola, and vegetarian protein drinks like he does. But he did manage to bring me a bagel.
#eating is going to be a challenge here#but he does stock a protein drink I’m okay with so I can always fall back on liquid sustenance#everything in the house is whole wheat#even the pasta which feels a bit like a crime to me#when my betrothed makes bread they use some whole wheat flour but all whole wheat is just an awful texture#ramblies#food sensitivities
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havin one of them idears again (d.ialtown spoilers below)
"the answer is ward" is on my callum playlist (i've been listening to it on loop bc i'm astounded at how so few songs can hit so hard) and i. the show/episode that song is from actually has SO many callum crown parallels, especially bearing the gingi=callum theory in mind
the song itself is from "central park," and it's about ward whitlinger, a character in the show who inspired the main character (owen) to RUN central park. the song itself just sings the man's praises, with owen talking about how if anybody could inspire the entire world, it would be ward (because ward inspired him to do what HE does now). and if that isn't almost IDENTICAL to how people sing callum's praises, i don't know WHAT is.
later in the episode, they actually DO get ward to show up for this inspirational speech they wanted him to do (hence the whole "if anyone could inspire a generation, it's ward" song and dance), but he is a MESS. not in the sense that he's a wreck of a man, but he's COMPLETELY different from how owen remembers him, and he's become completely nihilistic. so now owen has to fix his mistake by being the positive voice in the crowd (resulting in the song "why bother?" , also a bop, pls listen).
AND I.....LISTEN.
i am having a LOT of thoughts about this episode and the Cinematic Parallels (TM).
callum was ABSOLUTELY an inspirational voice to a generation. you can see it in everybody you meet in dialtown, from norm (who would have vehemently disagreed with the man's actual beliefs, especially the worldwide dial-up) to mingus (who invests EVERYTHING into bringing him back after he becomes an amnesiac). even gabby sings his praises as an "infectious personality" who would have risen to fame and power no matter what he did.
just like ward, callum is no longer the voice of inspiration he once was, obviously. but that goes a bit further when you think about the whole gingi=callum theory.
e ( @zcmbierabbit you're in this now, too (holds u at gunpoint) and i like to think of gingi as callum's "feral" side. my theory has evolved a LOT since first staring at how they heard callum's voice in their head and screaming "SAME PERSON." at the moment, i'm thinking that gingi is a sort of frankenstein's monster created by callum to loosely house his memories and sense of self, the point being so that callum could free himself from his LIFE, essentially. also, trans callum.
all that to say -
just think about how GINGI is treated in society, and not only that, but how nihilistic they seem towards the world (and especially towards callum) at points?? they can say that god isn't real TO GOD'S FACE, they can say that the meaning of life is "eat or be eaten," etc. if that IS callum in some reincarnated form (and i am ABSOLUTELY convinced it is), then he's definitely changed, just as ward did.
it's not a perfect comparison, but it does make me think Thoughts, just bc i really like dying over this theory. don't judge me . i am just a creechur
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Gross, I'm scheduled to go on an away mission tomorrow. >:/
I hope they know I'm cursed and people don't always return back with me.
Hopefully it'll be something easy and diplomatic and I'll be able to charm people and look pretty instead of being shot at with a phaser set to kill/obliterate, poisoned, inebriated, infected with a fucked up disease, attacked by plants or creechurs, having to wrestle a hot half naked man in a non-intimate sort of way, being exposed to high levels of radiation, being fucked with by sassy incorporeal entities, being accidentally left on a desert planet for two weeks, seeing the bodies in the water that I for sure do not recognize, being stuck in a board game, turned into something weird against my will, swapping bodies with someone, encountering tribbles and going into anaphylactic shock, breaking limbs, being stabbed, being held against my will while having to play a role in a Shakespeare play because some aliens are a little too into the dude, being cloned, being de-aged, being turned fully human, being turned into a full Vulcan, being stuck in a prison cell, having to help an alien find his house keys and convincing said alien that he's HOLDING THEM but nooo they're not HIS KEYS, skate on glass, swim, stuck in a snow storm in a cave and contemplating cannibalism and if it would be cannibalism to eat a human crew member then being ashamed for such thoughts, being forced to speak backwards, having my hormones fucked with so I enter a state of murderous intent and nearly killing my now former captain because I really want to strangle the fucker so bad because I hate his guts so much, being put on auction, having to fight in a death match, meeting salt sucking shapeshifters, getting drowned in black sludge, being put into a position where I have to live out someone else's life in the span of 20 minutes, or suffering a horrible transporter accident when beaming down or coming back which fuses a creature's DNA to my own, having my mind invaded without my permission, being tortured, being made to experience multiple forms of death that are only in my brain in the span of 10 minutes, being stoned but not the fun kind, experience hallucinations, fight off the undead members of my own crew, enter a dissociative fugue.....
I have a long list for 8 years of bullshit. It's longer than this.
OH! I forgot being stuck in an alternate universe. Can't forget that.
#he's been the last man standing more than a few times#how do you do fellow humans = crack tag#I had “It's a Hard Knock Life” playing as I wrote this
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Top 5 things that make you feral?
FERAL? How feral? How does one even measure IRL feral, I feel like I'm pretty calm.
Feral like me stashing leftovers in my bedroom like some rabid horrding animal when my sibling eats my food or simply might eat my food because I'm gluten free and they can eat literally everything? And don't need to eat my food? Do they want to get kicked?
Or feral like when I see a really really really cute teeny tiny itty bitty lil puppy doggo and im all tippy tappy feets like "LOOKIE HE he's so TINY I just want to sqwuish him he's the size of my hand!!!!" I love PUPPIES theyre so SMALL
Or feral when I look at the fictional blorbo doing The Thing and go "you need to be scruffed. you need to cry. You need to bleed and <insert Archive Warning Here>. I am about to write you into situations so horrific" and then I spend 10hrs hyperfixating on a fic instead of sleeping, commencing horrors against my favorite characters until they are in fact an entire new man.
OR do you mean the kind of feral I get when I go 2hrs+ without liquid intake and I can feel myself dehydrating like a sad crispy wilted plant and I will actually lay down in a snow bank and eat snow if I have to because I WILL die without water and eVERYONE will hear me complain until I acquire fluids and YES I will chug back 1L in less than 30 minutes at this point because I need like 3L a day and I can't go more than an hr or 2 without.
Or, or, or, the feral when people unknowingly ask me dumb questions like "why are you taking english AND biology" and then I get to spend the next 20 minutes excitedly talking about medieval literature and how much I love the 1600s romance because theyre just silly little guys trying to woo ladies and going into woods and being tricked by faeries and magical creatures and honestly these authors had the right ideas, its basically all fanfiction and all ideas are reused to add on and make new wild version of the stories, but then I go on to explain that I ALSO have an obsession with lil guys in the bottom of the ocean and how I think its so neat and fascinating that 80% of the ocean is unexplored and I really think its cool that evolution works in such a unique way that we can have giant isopods just casually swiming around and harassing lobster trappers and eating little crunchy guys who also happen to be really interesting, like lobsters constantly grow and grow until they get too big for their shells and cant molt anymore and that brings me to the OCEAN and the cREECHURES and my obsession with the STRANGE and UNKNOWN which leads me to cosmic HORROR which gets me all EHEE which leads me back to writing and an ENGLISH portion to my degree and instead of saying "im double majoring in english and marine biology because I have an obsession with the little weird many-legged dudes at the bottom of the ocean but also a rampant imagination and a love for story-telling so I want to be as literate as possible so that I can write fantasies about the weird many-legged dudes at the bottom of the ocean" you get this feral unhinged verbal essay that you didnt really want to hear about and maybe ive enlightened you to horrors you never knew existed
#good job rem#did this answer the question#lmfao#ngl i didnt understand the question so you got all this instead good luck!#I DO LOVE THE LIL GUYS THO#all i need in life is stories and some good mystery#and a creepy crawlie
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((YEEEEE THEY'RE SO VIBRANT AND FULL OF LIFE AND SIMPLISTIC YET DETAILED I LOVE IT. THEY ARE MY SWEET CHILDREN. 505 IS MY SWEET CHILD. DEMENTIA IS MY FERAL LESBIAN DAUGHTER. FLUG IS MY SWEET EVIL SON I LOVE HIM AND NOW SO DO YOU. *Holds BH up by the scruff of the neck* And then there's THIS asshole... I love him but also why. Black Hat. You lovable dapper stupid gothic shitfuck. You terrible little creechur of a man. You're feral in bad ways and you eat roadkill. Why are you like this ilysm)) -Z
I love that there’s always one character that we love the most but we hate them but we love them and it’s because we hate them
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🔥 + dragon designs :)
OUGH YOU HAVE OPENED A CAN OF WORMS, BATSY. BRACE FOR RANT IMPACT.
So, for the most part, I'm actually okay with most stupid Bideo Gaem dragon designs, and animated movies, and other what have you. I'm not here to fucking gatekeep dragons.
Dragons can be anything. The standard hexapod with two wings and four legs, It's Just A Big Fucking Snake, Bro, It's Just A Big Fucking Snake, Bro: 2, Electric Boogaloo: This Time It's Got Arms, my personal favorite: wingless but with a ton of legs, lung dragons (or Japanese, or Korean dragons, all Asian dragons are welcome here), or the horrible nasty little creechurs you see in illuminated Bibles and storybooks. There's a ton of dragons to choose from, take your pick.
HOWEVER.
HOW. E.VER.
There are some design sins I cannot abide. The biggest one being the "female is softer and smaller than male of same species" trope. That's mammo-centric, and I hate you for it. Now, if your dragons are mammalian in design, then that's fine, but don't half-ass it. Full fuck on the mammal dragon. Not a "mammal-inspired" reptilian design, give that dragon FUR and BAT WINGS. Give it a BIG WET NOSE. Give it HETERODENTITION.
Reptiles in general have the females as bigger and more dangerous than the males (usually just bigger,) and they usually have duller colors. If you're trying to make a dragoness, she needs to be BIG. And MEAN. And TERRIFYING. I'm talking FAT BITCH WITH A NASTY ATTITUDE. Out-eats the male by a factor of three. Outsizes him by three. Outweighs him by nine. She's large and in charge and she'll kick your ass because it is HER decision who she lets fertilize her eggs and raise her brood. Maybe her breath weapon is more intense than his!
Just! Stop! With the uguu small and soft female dragon designs! YOU KNOW WHAT FEMALE DRAGON DESIGN I LIKE A LOT? DRAGON. FROM SHREK. YEAH. I WENT THERE. Her wings are suffering from the usual animated-dragon lack of wingspan, but I can forgive that, the lipstick markings, and the eyelashes, because otherwise her design ROCKS. It's feminine, but it's not overly soft, she's whimsical without being too silly, and she's FAT. I'm talking M E A T. This is a STRONG, INDEPENDENT WOMAN, and while she does need her man, it's not in a way that makes her any less the character she was before she met Donkey, and Donkey is good to her even if he's not really sure what he's doing. Best married couple second only to the Addams.
Moving on to wingspans and lack of wing membrane in general, You NEED to have membrane that reaches at least part of the way down the tail. Nature knows what she's doing! That membrane isn't there just to look good, people, it's there to AID FLIGHT. Monster Hunter actually does a pretty good job of giving us winged monsters that, suspension of disbelief notwithstanding, kind of look like they can fly. Some of them, if they really existed, COULD fly! They're some solid designs and I will praise Capcom's design team to hell and back for creativity with such a "tired" and common template as the European hexapod dragon.
Also, some wyverns can be considered dragons. Eat my ass.
#OOC#neonmetal#WHEW LAD I HAVE A LOT MORE TO SAY ON THIS TOPIC BUT I'M STOPPING MYSELF OR I'LL BE ALL NIGHT WITH IT#ask;
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for the song thing: r? 👀
hihi dearest! 💜 mwah ily
once again in no particular order bc I cannot choose faves
1) RUNAWAY - half alive
vibes vibes vibes vibes vibes I am EATING THEM I love this song so much man I can never get bored of it
2) Relimerance - The Happy Fits
man I love. so many songs by the happy fits they're one of those artists I can just put on shuffle and listen to for Hours for the vibes
this is one of those songs that starts off a bit slow for them but rly picks up and goes HARD
3) Razzmatazz - IDKHOW
absolutely one of my fave IDKHOW songs god I went Feral when this one came out I'm p sure you were the one that had to listen to my ramblings when I was in sillymode sjfjdj 💜
4) Rules - The Hoosiers
this is one of those songs that's been in my likes for like. years? and I don't remember how it got there bc it's one of like two or three hoosiers songs there and I'm just?? when did I have this phase I don't remember u??? but it's a good song so it can be on here
5) Ruler of Everything - Tally Hall
I feel like this is just. this one is a given I am a queer lil guy on the internet this is one of the dead giveaways that I am just... none gender with left creechur I think
I haven't listened to tally hall in a surprising amount of time?? so I've gotta do that I think it's the law I'll be back later o7
#ask game#i am cringe but i am free 💜#ty for the ask beloved!#r was a weirdly hard one but it has a lot of Certified Bangers tm tm
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