Harper: Is this really the hill you're gonna die on?

York: This ground is flat and I will never die.

Fellas, is it gay to be in love with your tech guy?

lip: so how are things with you and mickey? ian: great! you know, same old mickey. A little dangerous, a little mysterious, a little dyslexic

“It’s not about the wind; It’s about the debris we met along the way.”

-Tornadoes, probably

Sunny: I think I fucked up my pizza rolls…

"If the gods had desired for you to live, they wouldn't have created me." - Demiurge

Death: And I don't mean it metaphorically or rhetorically or poetically or theoretically or any kind of fancy way. I'm Death, straight up. Puss: ... *thinking "don't say it don't say it don't say it"* ...Hi Death straight up, I'm Puss. Death: ... Puss: h-heh... *starts sweating profusely* y-you see what I did there? *does finger guns* Death: ...tell you what, I'll give you five seconds head start.

Gerard meeting RZA: you know, I also used to ride a ferry into Manhattan

question: can tom cruise fly?

tom cruise: yes, i can fly, i am actually a commercial-rated bird

There is no elevator to success. You have to take the stairs.

-Jay-Z

„Ich dachte echt, ich kann dir vertrauen.“ [fq]

Val: fun fact: I have a steel sphincter

Heather: you know, I think I've talked with you enough

Val: oh

Are you disappointed that I’m not a murderer? I mean, a little.

"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the tumblr porn accounts, it is time to pause and reflect"

-Mark Twain

nobody talks about the fact that you can have all this crazy shit in your head, and want to open up and talk about your feelings but no matter what, you just can't make out the right words and properly put your thoughts and emotions into words

Aubrey: who asked

Basil: i don’t give a crap!

Kel: woah now… let’s calm down basil…