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helluvabunch · 2 days

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"why can't he just admit he cares" his father sold him for a wadded up $5 and a slim-fit condom as a child 😔

#its a joke i know theres more to it than that #'of course i wanna help momma' vs his actions being what kills her KILLS ME #helluva boss spoilers #sorta #helluva boss #blitzø #blitz buckzo #stolitz #'they just need to talk to each other' babygirl they dont have the communication skills #they have all the finesse and self-worth as a lit stick of dynamite #cash buckzo #*of a

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ganondoodle · 9 hours

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kind of expected that the ability breakdown wouldnt get that much traction (especially on twitter bc if it doesnt do well in the first few hours it might as well be dead) but what i didnt need to wake up to was looking at my twitter notifications and thinking there was a long comment on it at first but then i read it and it turned out to be some guy having dug up one of my old totk tweets where i talked about how zelda was treated-

and if a quote retweet with a thread attached already starts with "this entitled brat didnt understand that zelda was being a history nerd by being in the past and getting to experience it herself" with two screenshots attached of the end of totk with zelda staring at the cam all uwu (which has ??? to do with their point??) i dont even want to know what else was in that thread

if thats how the majority of the fandom is then im even less surprised that nintendy doesnt even have to try to write anything good :I

ah yes, i am a game nerd, and by putting me in a game where i stand around doing puppy dog eyes while being shoved around by NPCs is me being a game nerd OBVIOSULY

#ganondoodles talks #zelda #sorta #like ok im not saying you cant like the game ffs #but acting like everything is perfect and anyone who dares speak something critical is a heathen and must be PUNISHED or PROVEN WRONG-#-is so godammn annoying #just went on their profile to block and of course it was all screenshots of totks ending with uwu zelda and shirtless cool guy link #also find it interesting that zelda has always been a history nerd now #didnt know interest in shiekah tech and ... frogs? counted as historian #and dont get me wrong it would fit her being interested in that too but the way it was done in totk felt so artificial #like doesnt she say she read in a book that the king who founded this hyrule was called rauru and all that?#like ........ how did that even happen #a book that mentions him BY NAME surviving for WAY OVER TEN THOUSAND YEARS just convenietnly materializing or what #how the hell did that survive when next to nothing did of the ancient shiekah #(granted you can make the argument that the -other- ancient king of hyrule that persecuted them destroyed most of their stuff-#-which would make sense and im rolling with that too but you get my point??)#but raurus shit was even older than shiekah stuff like ......... ok???? how convenient she now suddendly is interested in nothing but #-that and also read a book about it!!! somehow!!#also how does something like that exist but then the sonau where pretty much non existent and irrelevant at all in botw #and even what we had was ACTUALLY done ..by hylians as a tribute to rauru you seeeeeeee #and the botw sonau style was the hylians work .. even though the totk sonau style aligns more with hylian than botw sonau..#if the hylians were so grateful to rauru they built giant stone monuments as a tribute for him that didnt even fit their style-#-why was that the only stuff that survived on the surface ... wouldnt it make more sense that they would maintain the og sonau stuff instea #sure the temple ... castle .. whatever went up into the sky and whatver SOEMEHOW but not everythign did and it was everwhere #but then the stuff left on the surface crumbled away while everything left to rot in the underground and sky is just .. fine #what #also ... where did their castle go anyway #like ... we only see the -new cooler sonau- temple of time on the plateau but its interior doesnt match at all with the throne room #so where was all that #funny it wasnt in the same place as hyrule castle

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cutieclangen · 23 hours

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Moon 13

CutieClan has its first death, but thankfully it's only Fawnstar losing her first life.

Lots of slice of life interactions this moon too <3

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wings-of-flying · 19 hours

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just remembered that under different circumstances, chip, lizzie, price and ollie could've all been siblings and hung out and taught ollie about pirates and price could've been a good big brother and been raised by his wonderful mum and ASHSNSNNSBSBSVGEVEBSBDBDBD

#jrwi riptide #jrwi #jrwi spoilers #sorta #jrwi reuben price #jrwi chip #jrwi ollie #jrwi lizzie lafayette

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alltears · 1 month

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the intrepid heroes reached new levels of Accurate Teenage Friendship tonight (see also)

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laikabu · 2 months

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#my art #farcille #sorta

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lepitorus · 7 months

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so that family photo, eh

#my art #fnaf #william afton #springtrap #spring bonnie #michael afton #fnaf william afton #five nights at freddy's #fnaf movie #sorta #not gonna post any actual movie art for a while this is a spoiler free blog. but it was good !!!!!!!!!!!#i draw william in 9384394 different rabbit suits but this one i drew specifically to be the unspringtrapped version of my springtrap:)#yellow rabbit

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headspace-hotel · 2 years

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I...tried to make a meme and got carried away and made A Thing that is like partially unfinished because i spent like 3 hours on it and then got tired.

I think this is mostly scientifically accurate but truth be told, there seems to be relatively little research on succession in regards to lawns specifically (as opposed to like, pastures). I am not exaggerating how bad they are for biodiversity though—recent research has referred to them as "ecological deserts."

Feel free to repost, no need for credit

#random #ecology #shitpost #sorta #gardening #plants #lawn alternatives #anti lawn #pro biodiversity #biodiversity win #bugs tw #ticks

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sabrebash · 5 months

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Furby field notes

#furby #furbies #peepy #peepy cameo ya'll #idk #speculative biology #speculative evolution #art #birds #sorta

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esoterictboy · 24 days

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I just think it’s super hot when people are bent over naked like, face down ass up showing everything. Like they’re just so fucking horny they don’t even wanna know what comes next it’s the perfect position like I could spit in your hole one minute and be breeding you the next and you’re just so desperate for it you don’t even care you’re practically shoving your hole in my face you just drool all over yourself and cum ? It’s fucking slutty.