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oh fuck YEAH, Orym confirmed only into guys, a win for the gays fellas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#text post#crit role watchin'#im up to ep 27 btw#'i'm only into guys' ORYM YOU ARE SO FUCKING CUTE WHAT THE FUCK#like yeah we knew Orym had a husband and shit and was MLM but like#as a gay man knowing Orym is also a gay man is pretty special to me idk idk idk#feels good#feels real fuckin good#ANYWAY I TAKE THE IDEA OF A FEARNE/ORYM/DORIAN THROUPLE BACK THEY ARE JUST HOLDING HANDS NOT SMOOCHIN#orym is def smoochin dorian tho#in my dreams fr#shout out to liam for being an mvp to the gays
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Critical Role, Campaign 3 Episode 67
Wow ... what was said before the start to cause THAT reaction from Matt? XD
Sam Riegel advert making of? Oh boy ... yes. Give that man a raise! Yeah, that one was almost PAINFUL ...
Matt: "BALDUR'S GATE III!!!" Sam: "Ah!" Matt: "Sorry, had to scare you a bit there."
I live how Laura always gets so adorably WORKED UP and overly enthusiastic when she plugs stuff, it's too cute. :3
Nott the Brave action figure ... Sam: "I get two? I get two and you guys only get one?"
The light's all red. Why's the light all red? This is worrying ...
Wow ... the taint jokes have started already ... Matt's making a list, you know he is ...
Stop with the smoking peer pressure, Letters. That's not cool ...
Chet was a beat poet? Oh and clearly he was a BAD one ...
And here we go ... is Imodna finally gonna become publicly official in the group? Wow, look at them both squirm ...
They really are going the whole religious debate route these days, aren't they? There's true believers and agnostics and essential atheists galore and it's fascinating ...
Ashton: "I'm abstaining." FCG: "You're abstaining? From being undecided?"
Yes, so Ashton was basically born into a freaky dark druidic cult ... no wonder he's such a mess ...
Chetney: "And you were jettisoned-slash-ejected from their bowels?" Boy, what an image ...
Mediocre first roll, Travis ... looks okay, but y'know ...
Yeah, I agree with Ashton. Found family rules.
Some VERY NICE perception rolls indeed, there.
Ooooh ... wisps? Dead soldier ghost wisps? Lovely ... that can't be good ... this is giving me major LOTR Army of the Dead vibes ...
Dodged an interception point? TWO, even? Phew ...
Pate gets chucked again ... what a life he has ...
Yeah, I think actual REAL eyes would make Pate considerably MORE unsettling ...
Persistent bad smell ... hmmmmm ...
Unfamiliar topography? Hmmmm ... sounds suspiciously like a volcano ...
Xandis' spyglass? Wow, that's from a while back ...
Petty non-Guidance ... way to get back at Orym there, Fearne ...
Another taint joke. Travis: "Don't do it, Matthew! Ignore the bloodlust."
Laura sneezes. FCG: "Are you allergic to butt-buttercups?" Another tick. Taliesin: "Please don't hold it against us. We can't help ourselves."
Bad stealth check? Yup, that is DEFINITELY karma coming back to bite you guys in the arse ...
Here we go ... incoming! What's this shit? Oh hell ... ugly shit!
Is it harpies? Is that what it is?
Spirit Guardians? Cool ... they're sheets of glass? That's hilarious. XD
Yeah! 16 Radiant damage! And a MISS!!! Phew!
Nice hit, Imogen! Smack that ass ...
Bait and Switch! Yay! Love that move.
A piercing shriek ... that DOES DAMAGE?!!! Argh! And it hurts Imogen DESPITE the Circlet? Shit ...
Ashton Wrecklessly Rages and POUNDS the fucker for 23 points of damage in a single hit! Ouch!
Chetney wolfs out WITH FLAMES and charges ... and a flying grapple? Oh fuck ... that is BRUTAL!!! Nice ...
It smells ... PUNGENT. Apparently ...
Silvery Barbs! Yay! Love that.
"TRAVIS, I'M PREGNANT!" Sam's flask is next level tonight ...
Eldritch Blast! And Laudna just ANNIHILATES one of 'em ...
Burning Hands! Always fun ... burn that bitch, Fearne! 11 points of Fire damage? Oh, MORE?!!! An extra 8 points for 19? Ouch ... Chetney takes some too but just GOES WITH IT ...
Yeah, Sam's taint joke just doomed them all, looks like ...
Shocking Grasp! Go, Imogen! Nice, it hits ... 9 Lightning Damage ... HDYWTDT!!! Yeah ... and now it's ash.
Yeah, looks like it would be prudent to LEAVE this place, and sharpish.
Leaving at a full run ... thanks to a really shit perception roll the bird things DO NOT follow ... phew ...
Ah, so that thing's some kind of fort? Made of COPPER?!!! What's that about?
Perception! Liam: "Ah, that's low for me ... 19." XD My gods ...
The smell is burning dead? Great ...
Grim Psychometry? That sounds FASCINATING ...
The Iridon Bastion ... built to honour the Platinum Dragon and guard the ground ... hmmmmm ...
Oh so this place FELL, and RECENTLY? That's not good ... just a few days ago ...
Come on guys just STOP pulling the tiger's tail! Matt's gonna make you pay dearly for all these taint jokes ...
Down With the Sickness ... thank you, Travis. XD
How to go in ...
Splitting the Party to approach from 2 sides ... hope this doesn't bite them in the arse ...
Climbing crew first, then ...
Oh yes, this place has taken a beating ... and the dead have been BADLY mistreated ... there are imps still there messing with the remains? Lovely ... oh, so there's demons galore down there ... lovely ...
Cages? And there are survivors? Okay ...
And they're building something in there ... great ...
Here we go then, Battlemap time ...
Oh, and that is SWEET ...
Something flying in? What's this now ... 13 feet tall? Holy shit ... and it has tiny baby legs ... charming ... Travis' reaction to the mini is hilarious ... XD
They're going to summon something ... snd then have a party. With live food ... urgh ...
So, attack all at once or come in sneaky and pick them off one by one? Distraction, maybe? Hmmmm ...
Whoa ... somebody else is here? On OUR side? Potentially, at least ... this could be helpful ... who is that?
Some weird looking demon dude, but not on THESE things' side ... what is this? IS THIS help?
Okay, so they ARE gonna make a distraction ... and Fearne just shouts "HELP!!!"
Imogen deals the whole tower-top of demons a MASSIVE psychic blast ... 33 points of damage? Holy fuck ... and she pops TWO HEADS on the spot, just one left and REALLY confused now ...
Here we go, then ...
Transformation of Dread for Laudna ... and in they GO!!! Featherfall ... yup, that's pretty essential for success here! Catch Orym before he splats, Laudna!
Orym casts Gust AND shoots out a vine with Seedling ...
Oh, so we finally find out what the new thing on Ashton's hammer does ... he put the Immovable Rod IN HIS HAMMER?!!! Ashton you are a fucking GENIUS!!!
FCG Commands these two flying things to Mime. Just MIME ... oh boy ... fuck, and they fail their check so they LITERALLY start miming ... dear gods ...
Oof ... that climb is ARSE ...
Go to break!
That might be the best Twitch sub promo yet ...
ROLL INITIATIVE!!!
Flying leap with a flip ... typical acrobatic Orym ... AND he hits ... double hits, 9 snd 9 damage, nice! Badass entrance, wee man!
Lauda NAT20S!!! With enthusiasm ... znd unlocks the cage ... in full Form of Dread so the captives will be TERRIFIED ...
Okay, so who is this guy, anyway? Nice high persuasion roll, Fearne ... 30! Dear gods ... not friends, but no enemies ... whoever this guy is he's really cool ...
MISTER!!! Hi! Flaming shit chucking! 6 points of Fire damage ...
Scramble the Dead? FCG projects the AOL loading sound into the demon's head and gives it 18 points of Necrotic damage! Nice ...
Minute Meteors? Imogen's SWEET ARSE new move ... oh yeah, she us just PELTING these guys with pain ...
Demon guy has a nice big chopper ... oh yeah, he is a bit of a badass as well as being cool snd rakishly handsome ... AND a Divine Smite? Holy fuck he's a Devilish Paladin! Awesome! 84 points of damage ... fucking hell ...
Blood Curse of Bloated Agony! Yeah, boy! And Turmoil, nice ... and he just BUTCHERS that fucker ...
Ashton's Raging again as he tries to free the prisoners ... and batters himself by fumbling his landing ... attack instead, then ... he hits! 23 for the first, 18 on the second ... proper battering that one, then ...
Finally the bad guys' turn ... oh dear, here we go ...
Big stumpy demon VANISHES ... then reappears DIRECTLY ON TOP of one of the cages ... AAAAAAHHH!!!
Chetney gets BIT!!! Ouch ... 10 damage after the reduction ... nasty ...
No, not more painful screeching ... argh! Indomitable saves Orym's arse a little bit ... AND he has resistance against being Frightened ... Nice, he pushes through! Yay ...
Orym responds in kind ... 7 and 10 damage ... it's STARTING to look a little rough? Oof ...
Laudna pops the lock ... and Marisha LITERALLY pop-locks ... XD
Bait snd Switch on Laudna! Nice, Orym!
Okay ... the cage has FINALLY been opened ... everybody OUT!!! Mirror Image! Here we go ... and now she's IN THE CAGE and she's terrifying ... she tries a Ray of Frost on the chains ... this could go SO BADLY ... O.O
Holy shit, that worked! Nice rescue!
Fearne Blasts a Scorching Ray at the closest target, then again at the ones attacking Chetney ... BOOM BOOM BOOM!!! It hurts them, but not that much ... bugger ...
FCG casts Command again, this time to Betray? Holy shit ... wait, did that actually WORK?!!! Oh ... that just gave FCG a free pass instead ... bugger, that could have been a lot more impressive ...
Lightning Bolt IN THE FACE!!! Nice one, Imogen! Balls damage roll though, apparently ... 20? Hmmmm ... nothing spectacular, then ...
Another one on an imp ... for ONE POINT of fire damage? Oof ...
Paladin dude attacks! 30 damage on the first hit? Holy fuck ... Chetney thinks his bame is "Do Your Part" ... Paladin is NOT impressed ...
21 damage including 3 thunder from Chetney, then 20 and finally 19! Fucker's FINALLY starting to look proper hurt ...
Nice, Ashton literally BATTERS a fucker right off the roof and he IMPALES HIMSELF on a spike? I love it ...
Nimbus Fear don't do shit!
That's it for thd bad rolls, then ... oof, how much damage is Imogen taking? 32 from a bite? Aaaaah! 14 slashing, 13 slashing ... oh my GODS ... yeah, NO FUCKING WONDER Laudna screams "NO!!!" at the top of her lungs ...
That fucker just BURSTS like a water balloon ... nice ...
Imp popping out of nowhere and screaming in FCG's face has NO EFFECT at all ... okay ...
Orym just jumps on Imogen's attacker znd starts hacking at him! 13 damage! ACTION SURGE!!! Oh nice! PROPER disarmed it by actually taking its fingers off! Then he drags Imogen up and literally TOSSES HER to Laudna!
Laudna channels a Shocking Grasp through the cage to trash the fucker ... and it totally FAILS?!!! Balls!
Literal Aladdin moment for Imogen and Laudna ... "Do you trust me?" And they're saved by Mirror Image at the last ... phew! Finally Featherfall means they touch down smoothly ... Nice save, girls!
Fearne casts Blight and inflicts 38 points of Necrotic damage! Ouch! Plus another 5 in fire from Mister! Nice ...
Death from above? No ... thank fuck Ashton manages to save from that shit ...
Sacred Flame! Go, Letters! Bad damage roll, though ... 4 Radiant damage? Balls ...
Gods, the bad rolls are starting to balance out now, this is THE WORST TIMING for it ...
Imogen gets 26 HP back from the Healing Potion ... phew ... then shoots a Psychic Lance at the bastard! Half damage, though ... 21 reduced to 11 ... nuts ...
Paladin carves and ... fails SPECTACULARLY!!! Oof ...
Chetney grabs the discarded sword! Oh, this can't lead to anything good ...
Ashton tries to rush past and just gets grabbed, do he just goes on the offensive instead. So he BEATS THE SHIT ot of it ... 20 points of damage and it's OFF HIM again! He climbs rhe tower, the atracks the other one ... Nice, another hit, 28 points! Boom! Then another 17! POW! Just as the fucker jumps off the tower ...
Oh fuck ... HOW MUCH damage is Imogen taking? Fuck ... yeah, Imogen is now UNCONSCIOUS ... as the fucker's CHEWING on her ...
Yeah, Laudna is GOING OFF seeing that ...
Oh, FCG's just getting MOBBED here ... ouch, 9 points of piercing damage ...
I love how that imp just NOPED right out there ...
Orym to the rescue! And he just BATTERS HIMSELF landing on the fucker ... 10 damage, but then NAT20s ... another 12? Hmmm ... but at least it spits Imogen out ...
Laudna Blights him, but only half damage ... crap ... 34 reduced to 17 Necrotic damage ... it hurts, but ... so she tries Shocking Grasp again instead ... and Nat1s ... AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! NOOOOOOO!!! So she just clambers on top of Imogen and shields her with her body ...
Fearne Wildshapes into her Big Bird! She takes a glancing hit but swoops off, grabs FCG and carries him off while having Mister firebomb one of the cage locks ... 13? Nuts ... so that's a miss, then ...
Ashton's so strong he's Teflon ...
Dear gods this is getting EXHAUSTING ...
FCG casts Healing Word on Imogen ... 4 points, but at least she's up again ... then he fires his bolt thrower and just MISSES COMPLETELY ... Marisha: "Does that thing EVER hit?"
Imogen tries to cast Shocking Grasp on the bastard ... and it hits! Nice! 12 points of Lightning damage ... then she casts Invisibility on herself and Laudna, and they both just BOLT. Nice ...
Paladin pulls another Divine Smite ... 45 points on a single hit! And ANOTHER Smite? Oh yeah, he just KILLS that fucker ...
Chetney casts Shatter and deals 17 Thunder Damage reduced to 9 ... then goes to another cage and terrifies its occupants ...
Oh shit, really? Matt Mercer, are you SERIOUSLY giving Chetney a cursed sword? Is that THREE FOR THREE for Travis now? O.O
Shit ... Ashton just DROPS on that boy and batters the fuck out of himself doing it ... misses, unfortunately, but then takes another shot ... ooh, a Chaos Burst? Cool ... oh, that sounds like a PAINFUL hit ...
Crap, it just VAPOURISES away before they can finish it ... it's really hurt, but still kicking ...
Orym doesn't have a viable target so he just goes sprinting after the stumpy fucker ...
Laudna scares the crap out of FCG by talking to him while still invisible, sends him off to help Imogen as she goes to the next cage ...
Fearne swoops in and casts Blight on stumpy ... 38 points of Necrotic ... HDYWTDT!!! YEAH!!! Oh, I think she made a future enemy there, if it ever comes back ...
Oh, okay, Fearne gets to formally meet the Paladin ...
Meanwhile the others are working on freeing the remaining captives of investigate the surroundings. And THERE'S Baernie! Okay! Hi there! Yeah, she gives him s big hug and it's so sweet! She's traumatised but seeing him is clearly just the soothing tonic she needs ...
Tevan Klask? Oh hello then ... oh, and he is CLEARLY only impressed by Fearne ... okay ...
The Knotted Weave? What's that, then?
Oh here we go ... is he gonna try and SEDUCE Fearne to his godly path? Hmmmmm ... wow, he actually KISSES HER HAND!!! Blimey ... and he MARKS HER?!!! Fucking hell ... oh yeah, he is DEFINITELY kind of hitting on her ...
Wow, so she just GOES WITH IT ... okay ...
So now they've got a kind of ally in this ... or at least FEARNE has ...
Sweet ... now THAT'S an exit ...
Nice! Fancy Ashari magic lets Baernie relocate her own shoulder ...
Extovass the Gluttonous ... hmmmm ... a servant of Vrudaliun? Okay ...
Oh NICE!!! Two full packs of the flowers! Yes!
Yet again ... seriously, DO NOT let Travis do the cursed weapon thing again, that way madness lies ...
Taking care of the dead before getting ready to head out, then. Then Baernie leads the way out again. Oh sweet, magic bolthole? Cool ...
Time for a cosy rest, then.
And that's it for the night. Okay then ... thank the gods, that was exhausting and ALMOST really bad too ...
Yup, now it's official, Fearne's, like, the leader now ... I can get behind that ...
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Hey Poet, it's been awhile college's been crazy for me but I'm always so excited to request headcanons from my fav writer! I was wondering if I could request Laudna, Ashton, and Orym where they are at a festival with their normally reserved S/O who once they hear a certain song start gets all giddy and excited and drags their partner out to dance with them. It just seems like such a cute mental image just the music playing with lantern light in the background. These guys just falling deeper and deeper in love with their S/O seeing this more playful side of them. Do the characters join in? Are they good at dancing at all? I just wanted to share the brain rot I have and maybe inspire you. I hope your doing well and having a good day/night.
Good luck with college darling, thank you for supporting my work! ❤️ A very cute scenario indeed <3
~ Poet
Dragged Into a Dance By Their Partner
Ashton 💙
Digs their shoes into the ground in an attempt to stay put where they are when you take them by the elbow and point at the festivities ahead. Ashton isn't really a dancer - he's more of a drink until the music sounds good enough to dance type of guy lol. There's a grimace on his face, glancing at the rest of Bell's Hells in search of judgy looks (especially Chetney with his dirty grin) because this is definitely not their scene, but ultimately decides "fuck this, and fuck you all. I'm gonna have some fun" and runs after you.
It's not elegant when you finally have them in your arms and swaying to the local band performing, but it's fun and easy, lazy spins and stepping on each other's toes - both accidentally and intentionally - and it's perfect all the same. They've relaxed a bit, but insists on only dancing with you and you alone, not comfortable enough to join in a group dance.
Surprisingly okay at slow dancing. It's less about technique and more about just being in the moment, which is what Ashton excels at. Whispers gossip and snarky comments about the party members keeping an eye on you both, peeking at them over your shoulder and flipping them off with a laugh as you playfully scold him.
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Laudna 💙
The festival's atmosphere is infectious, so lively and hopeful that she's clinging to your arm in pure excitement, pointing out firework displays overhead and craft stalls scattered around. When you approach the town square and begin to hear music, Laudna's grip on you tightens and she pulls you forward.
Soon enough, she's right there in the fray of dancers with you. Smiling with unfiltered joy as she's effortlessly spun from dancer to dancer before returning to sanctuary in your arms. Whenever you meet again, she briefly kisses the apple of your cheek, able to feel her smile against your skin. She lingers longer every time until she can't stand being separated any further.
Knows a little bit of ballroom dancing that might come in handy on the dance floor - a little bit of the foxtrot, a little bit of the waltz. More than happy for you to follow her lead if you're not familiar with the steps, eyes lighting up when you get something right or even stumble a little before trying again. It feels good, normal even, to share this moment with you.
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Orym 💙
Don't think he doesn't see you begin to bop you head and tap your foot idly while he and you wait in line for some candied fruits. He pretends not to notice, a fond smile growing on his face as he counts his coppers and purchases the treats. After a while, he reminds you that this is a celebration and that you're allowed to go off and have fun.
He's happy to stand watch at the sidelines while you get swept away by the festivities, a little wary of himself being stepped on if he joined you in the group dance. You spin and skip between strangers, laughing as each one holds you gently or is held gently in your own arms, and it's so carefree and fast paced that Orym's smile begins to make his cheeks ache.
Nods and accepts your offered hand when you sidle up to him, and you both try to accommodate the height difference. Depending on the song, he's standing on your toes while you hold hands, or you might just scoop him up to hold him close and sway slowly and softly. His ear is pressed to your chest, your heartbeat just as rhythmic and lovely as the music surrounding you both.
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CRITICAL ROLE, Campaign 3 Episode 31
Imogen takes a sneaky peek. And 2 points of psychic damage. Nearly goes down because SHE DIDN'T TAKE A SHORT REST!!!
Fearne (about Morrie): "Did you guys ever date?" Ira: "No. She has standards."
"Ludinus?! You fucker." The Cerberus Assembly are in on this shit?
What's with this forcefield shit? The Nightmare King's not being very trustworthy and I never thought I would ever say that ...
Oh, he gone. The prick.
Chetney: "Let's shove letters in where the crown was and see if we can see anything." Sam: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!"
MOON CITY!!! UNDER THE WEBBING!!!
"Were there parks? Was it a nice place?"
Hondir got the skinny on the cage! The Divine Gate? This is Pre-Calamity God stuff ...
Oh wait ... the experimenting on werewolves ... we forgot about that too ...
Ashton just smashed the lens and NOBODY NOTICED FOR THREE MINUTES!!!
Laudna: "What the fuck Ashton?!"
Matt: "Back in the old D&D days Taliesin would have gotten experience points for that.
Call him ... Mr Calibur ...
Sack of gems. Laura pockets it IMMEDIATELY. This is the most classic Vex'ahlia thing she's done for ages.
Marisha: "I try to haaaaa my breathe on the blank paper, National Treasure style." Taliesin: "Does her breath even heat up like that?"
Oh shit, could Joe work out how to work this telescope? Whoa, wait ... DANCER?!!! Fuck ... that's right ...
Chetney gets wood talking about Dwendallian wood.
Orym: "Well I don't know much --" Sam and Travis, singing: "Don't know much, but I know I love you ..."
Chetney: "If we go talk to Treshi about all these gods and stuff he's gonna think we're idiots." Laudna: "I mean we are ...."
I love how Laudna's still giving Ashton shit about the lens.
Imogen: "What if I keep licking the paper?" Chetney: "I think it takes more than that but you can keep doing it for MY pleasure."
Birdie (about Fearne): "I mean how could you NOT fall in love with this cute ... TAAAAALLLL young woman?"
Laudna: "Something that's been bothering me ..." Chetney: "Your scalp?"
Okay ... so Imogen and FCG are looking into Birdie and Ollie's minds ... why am I so worried about this?
Ollie's memories of Ira are sort of ... smeary?
Matt: "So I'd say as you're both holding hands ... or tongues ..."
Seriously guys DO NOT BREAK OLLIE'S MIND!!!
Taliesin: "Just carve your names in his thalamus." Sam: "FCG was here."
Shit ... Ira just BROKE them, didn't he? :(
The music box ... Birdie: "Ollie, look what the scary little man made!"
Guys, just TAKE A LONG REST!!!
Good old Fred Boon ...
Yes! FCG got his 3 x 100 gold diamonds! Resurrection insurance for the win!
FCG: "You don't have to hit ALL your problems." Ashton: "I don't know, a lot of them need to be hit."
Fucking hell Orym and his scary high perception scores ...
Imogen casts Fly on Laudna. Orym finds it terrifying.
Beau returns in spirit ...
"Curiosity" on a stone, in Sylvan. Travis: "Passion on a biscuit."
Laudna: "Want to go for a ride?" Chetney: "Oh my god ... TAKE ME." Matt: "I just want you remind you it only lasts for ten minutes."
Taliesin rolls a 9 on an investigation check. Basically Ashton just TRASHES Ira's room.
Imogen and Fearne have a heart to heart about her parents. FCG: "Is there therapy going on over here?"
Fearne (in the sweetest voice): "Oh I'm mad. I'm very mad. I'm so mad I'm thinking very very bad things."
Chetney gives Fearne a doll. An ACTUAL doll. From Travis. How the fuck?
Ashton: "Are we fucking parents up? I wanna hit a parent!"
Okay, seriously, the way Fearne is so sweet when she says dark things ... I really do wonder if she's a psychopath sometimes.
Fearne: "I have a child." The whole group is SPEECHLESS. Fearne: "He shoots fire." Them (and me): "Oh, she means Mister."
They name the doll Caviar. Yeah ...
Pate arranges a potential threesome with Caviar. Oh my fucking god ...
Orym is worried about the psychological wellbeing of all these puppets. Me too, Orym. Me too.
Imogen really IS the leader of this group. Orym isn't the knly one who sees it. "I know leadership. " Gods yes he does.
KEYLETH OF THE AIR ASHARI!!! THE VOICE OF THE TEMPEST, PEOPLE!!!
Liam: "I did not just Hadouken you in the V." Matt: "KO."
FCG casts sending to Dancer. She sounds like she doesn't know who the fuck she's talking to and sounds haunted as hell. He doesn't have a spell slot to respond. SHIT.
HOLY FUCK Laura, where the hell did that belch come from?
Ashley, are you really gonna touch the purple rock right now? Ashley, looking at Matt: "Oh god he's got THAT LOOK on his face."
Wow ... Ashley's guide to how to be a chaos gremlin continues.
Holy shit, that might be the best Twitch Subscription ad yet ... XD
Oh thank god, finally a long rest.
Fearne: "Where did you get it (the hair)?" Laudna: "Oh, I know where he got it."
OH FUCK!!! Fearne managed to trigger Delilah's return! Shit! Ashley, what hath thou wrought?
Seriously, Laudna, you should not be encouraging this! Delilsh IS NOT a devil you want sitting on your shoulder.
Snitches get stitches. Be witches. End up in ditches.
Notes = chaos.
Oh fuck ... FCG tries to contact Dancer again and it seems like xhe's SCARED of him, that he DID SOMETHING to her. And then he takes FOUR POINTS of ... something. Matt won't say what. This is BAD.
He BREAKS. Literally. Like TOTALLY, andnearly takes Imogen with him as she tries to work out what just happened to him. WHAT THE FUCK?!!!
Chetney tries to fix him. By HITTING HIM WITH A HAMMER.
Sam: "I ... I guess I'll just buzzsaw him."
OH SHIT!!! MURDERBOT!!!
FCG casts Spiritual Weapon. As a WOOD CHISEL. Chetney: "Turn him off!"
FCG: "Why don't you shut up! Why don't you shut the hell up!"
Matt: "Everybody roll initiative." The group: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!"
Matt: "FCG's normally white eyes are a venomous red." The group: "Oh shit!" Taliesin: "FCG's Ruidusborn!" Matt: "I got news for you bitches. YOU'RE ALL RUIDUSBORN!!!"
Marisha: "I inflict 50 points of damage." Matt: "Well I should ask you ... how do you want to do this?" Sam: "Um ... I have 56 hit points." "Oh, I guess I was looking at the wrong character sheet."
SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?!!! LAUDNA, NOOOOOOO!!!
Ashley: "I will cast Heat Metal." Matt: "How do YOU want to do this?"
No, FCG is TRANSFERRING his suffering to Fearne and Imogen.
Okay ... seriously, is it over?
Laura: "Okay, I'm gonna cast calm emotions on this WHOLE FUCKING BUBBLE!!!"
Ashton: "All right, I am watching you all like a fucking hawk."
Orym hoists him upside down. They wake him up and ... FCG is back to normal. He has NO FUCKING CLUE what just happened.
Oh sweet fucking god ... IS THIS what happened back at the cave before Ashton found FCG?
Wow ... Ashton just rolled a 21 for intelligence?
It's hilarious that Chetney was actually IMPRESSED by all that violence.
THE RETURN OF WHITESTONE ANDY!!!
Everybody's a powderkeg. Except Orym. Ashton finds it kind of irritating.
Imogen: "FCG, you're a person with some serious trauma." FCG: "Thank you."
Chetney uses Minor Image to show FCG what he looked like during the episode. FCG: "That's horrifying." Chetney: "It's your ultimate form."
Imogen: "Hey, this is like a warning. If he goes all limp and staticky we don't HIT HIM IN THE HEAD!!!"
Y'know, Orym's right, this episode has just been all about the whole group being a personal MESS.
Imogen (to Chetney): "I know you enjoy it when you wolf out." Chetney: "EVERYBODY enjoys it."
Imogen: "I'm willing to kill all of you if it means protecting the rest of us." Orym: "You're dead to me."
Whoa ... it was Pussy's buzzsaw ... which is ANOTHER thing I never thought I would ever say ...
Laudna: "She (Delilah) wanted the rock. The one Sashimi gave birth to."
Awwwwww ... finally some more quality Imodna content. Yay!
God damn it, the whole group just went through the wringer in this one. Holy fuck, Matt!
#critical role#campaign 3 spoilers#campaign 3 episode 31#matt mercer#marisha ray#laudna#travis willingham#chetney pock o'pea#laura bailey#imogen temult#sam riegel#fresh cut grass#ashley johnson#fearne calloway#taliesin jaffe#ashton greymoore#liam o'brien#orym of the air ashari
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