[There's a photo here. Z is standing at the highest point one can (safely) get to on Glaseado Mountain. Xyr posing like Dio fuckin Brando over here, giving the camera a cocky grin. Xyr also is in the worst attire ever for being up there. Which is a crop top, big cargo pants, and the only cover being a fluffy zip-up hoodie and a labcoat just littered in cryptid/alien patches]
i noticed u were doing requests and also i went to ur account and i was like "2bloved is my best friend !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! woaah !!!!!!!!!!!!!" anyways my gay self is here to request a silly little banjex x reader !! yippee ! anyways *puts on sunglasses and gets on skateboard, falling over* liam out *epic outro song plays*
tw / cw | mentions and acts of smoking + getting high , mentions of weed and using it & swearing.
a/n | OH EM GEE !!! HIII !!! BANJEX IS THE SILLIEST GUY !!! *silly little sfx plays in the bg*
fandom(s) | dave and bambi , dave and bambi : popcorn edition
character(s) | Banjex
GREASY ASS HAIR/j
i’m joking i swear
he tries not to smoke or get high around u but fails , so uh you have a oil diffuser around the stylish gods house for that
he loves cuddling , like this boy be all over u all the time… like chill out man i just tryna watch the new dhmis tv show…
you guys go to baxel’s movie theater a lot , and he always chooses the worst comedies ever but we still love him <33
you help around the weed farm sometimes , not all the time tho
you have to break up scuffles between the stylish gods most of the time, it doesn’t matter if your 2d or a god, you always stop them somehow
he really likes painting nails !
( mostly yours but he’ll join in on the fun every once and a while )
there's always reassuring posts "your f/o would love you!!!" "your f/o would think you're so valid for this and that reason!!!" "your f/o would think you're so funny and they'd support you no matter what!!!" and those are lovely, wonderful posts but listen
my f/o's tolerate me. i'm that goofy bitch who showed up in their life one day and now? now they're stuck with me. and they gotta deal with me every day. and at first, they're tired of it. but slowly? over time? our relationship grows. they learn to tolerate me and...gasp...maybe even like me...over a long, long period of time and dealing with my bullshit. love that dynamic. love when f/o's see me and just 🙄🙄🙄 because they can't stand me, only to become comfy with me a year or two later,,, 💗💗💗
It's so frustrating to me that once people know someone likes something, every single thing related to that thing has to be related back to that person. Like, you can be trying to show someone a thing that you like or that you want, and immediately, it's just "Oh yeah so-and-so would love that!!" And it's just like- yes.
I'm sure they would. And if that was the intent of my showing it to you, I would have said that you twat waffle.