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sugawarassoulmate · 6 months
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no nut november - nov 01
didn't even make it past the first day. they didn't even try.
(let's pretend i didn't get sick and that this was posted on november 1st 🥲)
bokuto & bully!osamu
word count: 255 & 295
cw: fem!reader, unprotected sex, pussy slapping, name calling, bullying, minors dni
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bokuto
there was no way bokuto would go a whole month without busting his load, let alone inside you.
he failed as soon as the clock struck midnight
the two of you got drunk at a halloween party and barely made it to an empty bedroom before ripping off each other's costumes.
"bo, you're ripping my dress," your whines quickly turned into gasps of pleasure when bokuto's warm mouth latched on your breast.
“can’t help myself, birdie,” he says when you’re finally bare in front of him. “been wanting this all night.”
the second bokuto feels the warmth of your cunt around his cock, he forgets all about the stupid bet he spoke about with his friends just a few hours ago.
"so you have to go the whole month without busting a nut," one of his friends said over a beer. "no jerking off and you absolutely can't fuck your girl."
bokuto remembered the idea sounded fun, a test of his endurance even but the look on akaashi's face told him he was full of it
"there's no way you'd last a day, let alone a month," he said to which bokuto immediately took offense.
"i could totally last a month!" he huffed but the second he saw you in your angel costume, his only mission in life was to bury his cock so deep inside you he can't think.
once the post-nut clarity hits, bo realizes he has to let his friends know he lost and he immediately gets roasted in the group chat.
bully!osamu
lol there's no way osamu could hold out that long
suna brought it up a few days ago with a knowing glance in osamu’s direction
osamu doesn’t like to lose bets and almost thought about going through with it but why should he be deprived of life’s pleasures?
then again he could make you suffer too, bring you to the end and never deliver
osamu tried it, the thought of teasing you was too much fun for him
but when he finally had you under him, fingers against your clit, that you're whining starts
"there ya go bitchin' again," he says, slapping your cunt to reprimand you as if he isn't rock hard in his sweats at this very moment.
"samu!" you cry, staring up at him with those stupid doe eyes, welling up with tears because he's just being so mean to you
there's only one thing that stops you when you're like this, and osamu's more than happy to give it to you
"ya want dick that badly? is that it?" he says pulling his cock out, sliding it against your cunt
your cries stop when he finally sinks himself into you, both of you gasping
and samu isn't one to hold back, not with you at least, fucking you hard and deep until your cumming around him in no time (all those thoughts of edging you leave his head)
for a brief moment, osamu actually thinks about not cumming in you (or on you) and taking part in the stupid bet but then he feels your legs wrap around his waist he quickly decides it's not worth it, flooding your cunt with his seed
it isn't until halfway through the month osamu finally tells everyone he lost on the first day 🥴
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insanityofbones · 7 months
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Anon asked
Hey! Master, can you make a dazai breeding and dirty talking drabble? He's so hot he makes my blood boil.. plus praise and degredation?
𝐃𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐓𝐚𝐥𝐤
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𝑷𝒂𝒊𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈 : Dom!Dazai X Sub!Fem!Reader
𝑾𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 : Mention of breeding, P→V, unprotected sex, dirty talking obviously
𝑾𝒐𝒓𝒅 𝑪𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒕 : 300~
𝑨𝒖𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒓𝒔 𝑵𝒐𝒕𝒆 : Mmmmmm ty anon, he is, he so fucking is. Anyways, bungou time~ enjoy the food 🥀 Follows, likes, and reblogs are appreciated 🤍
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Dazai couldn't, and wouldn't, help the fact he was hard as a rock while he watched you danced. Hips swaying with the music as the rest of the agency was also dancing, alas, his eyes only knew you. Deep brown pools full of a soft affection for you.
How you ended up on your back, only heavens know.
"Mmmm! F-Fuck Da—"
Your moans got louder with every jut of his hips. His cock sinking into you furiously, as if he was some kind of sick animal who was in heat. Not only that, but his nimble fingers were rubbing your clit, adding to the stimulation you felt. "Hm belladonna~?" Gods, the way he said it could have made you cum right there, your hands desperately gripping the sheets as the former mafia executive pounded into you. Merciless with how good you felt on his dick.
"Your such a good whore, Y/N,"
The dirty talk was just filling your head with even more thoughts of him. Imagining what he'd look like from the bottom with his head between your thighs—
"Daaazzzaiiiii!" Your back arched as you practically screamed his name, that intelligent smirk plastered on his face while he cooed about you cumming on his cock. About how fucking good you felt that he couldn't stop until you were filled to the brim with his cum. Hell, even carrying his kid felt hot. "You're going to look so pretty holding my child Y/N,"
Your mind was faded by now, stars lining your vision while he just kept rutting. Soon, the warmth of his cum filled your womb, leaving you gasping and begging for air as you whined.
You were such a pretty cumslut, how could he not make a baby with you?
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slugidiot · 21 days
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Apesar de Você - Chico Buarque
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Translation: You will pay and it will be doubled... || ...for every tear shed in this pain of mine. || But despite you... || ...Tomorrow will be another day.
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soaringmirror · 2 years
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I just read the pm boss! Dazai x reader and I absolutely loved it but can I get like a shy! reader kinda thing like a pm boss! dazai x shy! reader hc it can be nsfw or saw <3
PM boss Dazai with an s/o who is shy
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p: dazai osamu x fem! reader
a/n: ahh i'm so glad you enjoyed my fic, pls stay tuned for part 2!! I decided to do both sfw and nsfw bc it's been awhile since i've written sfw things!!
cw: NSFW content below the cut, mentions of killing, dacryphilia and corruption kinks mentioned, dazai lmao mentions of weapons
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Dazai respects your boundaries and space, he'll never make you do something that's far out of your comfort zone
However he will encourage you to give things a go at least once
He's very observant and picks up the signs of your hesitance and will ask if you're feeling okay
He's a busy man no doubt, always occupied with work but Dazai ensures that he gives u attention.
I feel like he would be playful and tease his s/o but not as much as ADA Dazai would
Loves to call you pet names like princess and darling just to see you become flustered
He'd talk in a sweet n soft tone only to you <3
Keeps PDA to a minimum, unless you want a little
It secretly makes him happy to see those moments when you break out of your shyness, though he won't verbalise it often
Takes you out on dates at quieter places when he can
nsfw
when stepping into the sexual aspect of your relationship he takes it slow, there's no rushing when it comes to intimacy.
He won't use any knives, guns, blades etc unless you fuck w that
He'll smile and assure you it's fine if you shy away, he'll just masturbate instead
"Tell me if you want me to stop belladonna," he rasps against your ear
Corruption kink, plsss he would love to shatter that shy demeanour of yours making you squirm and beg for more
dacryphilia, nothing turns him on more than the sight of your tears running down your cheeks while choking on his cock
Will not hesitate to kill anyone even his subordinates if they attempt to harm you or give you trouble
Yk what gets him going? When you decide to speak up about your desires and initiate sex
Such a tease in bed, he won't give in so easily. Wants you to work for it n he could tease you for hours
Oh damn this man loves to mimic and mock your moans and cries, shows a lot of faux sympathy.
Loves to mix praise and degradation when he dirty talks
I just know this man loves to make you scream esp during work hours, wants everyone to know how shy you really are
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dazaiizm · 2 months
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DAZAI OSAMU ⨯ AKAGI ANGELINE: HEADCANONS
WARNINGS — fluff, suggestive content, mentions of traumatic backstories, mental health topics, & suicide, bsd spoilers, angst
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₊˚𓂃 he likes flirting with her to see her flustered reaction
₊˚𓂃 dazai has, on multiple occasions, brought angeline flowers to ask for a double suicide
❝osamu, i’m not participating in a double suicide with you.❞
₊˚𓂃 dazai hums to angeline to lull her to sleep
₊˚𓂃 even though she hates marriage, angeline’s dream is to marry dazai and settle down with him, but she knows it’s a pipe dream
₊˚𓂃 the two are “if you need to be mean” (osamu) “be mean to me” (angeline) coded
₊˚𓂃 despite being called angel-chan by dazai, the two are very ‘DEVILISH’ by chase atlantic coded
₊˚𓂃 angeline hates to drink because of her unknown past, but whenever she finds dazai flirting with someone, she drinks her sorrows away
₊˚𓂃 in their port mafia days, angeline had a fling with akutagawa when they were of age, but, she would occasionally flirt with chuuya as she, osamu, and the ginger would be assigned a task together
₊˚𓂃 when the flirting became extreme, dazai slept with angeline for the first time
₊˚𓂃 the two are ‘i bet on losing dogs’ by mitski coded
₊˚𓂃 on nights where dazai finds akagi standing at his doorstep, littered in cuts and bruises, he invites them in and draws a bath for her, assuring her that her daughter will be taken care of by kunikida. almost all times, dazai respectfully takes the couch, unless angel-chan craved more intimacy than usual that night
₊˚𓂃 despite his flirting, he only has eyes for angeline
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kurolumiis · 11 days
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my dearest luma,
from the moment our eyes first met, i knew there was something special about you. your light illuminates my world and fills my heart with warmth and joy. your smile is my sun on a cloudy day, your laughter my sweetest melody. with every beat of my heart, i am filled with gratitude for the love we share. your presence in my life is a treasure beyond measure and i vow to cherish and protect it always. i love you more than words can express and i look forward to many more days spent basking in the glow of your love.
forever yours, dazai <33
OSAMU AJDHFHJDJSJSS TYYY <3 i needed to hear this omg ilysm words cannot express it either
i’ll return a letter to u soon, my love ♡︎
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disgracedprodigy · 2 months
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OH GOD Dazaiiiiiii. I hope you can't see how red my face is right now.... Umm yes. I. I wouldn't mind that. You know I'll malfunction if you say stuff like thatttttttttttt 😭😭
For real though that sounds even better. Entering into the afterlife with someone I adore AND while enjoying beach!!! It just sounds so peaceful? AND painless. Now this has become my top favourite method of unaliving. 🥳
Drowning is still second favourite though 😌
However............... I actually can't exactly try unaliving cause... Well. I made a promise to my friends... I think it's a similar matter with you? You made a promise that you are trying to fulfil too, right? So.... I guess we both have to stay in this world for a little longer then....
And cooking. Haha yes. I think one can't truly learn cooking without burning stuff first. I too almost burnt my house down when I initially started💀
I'd like to try your instant ramen tho👀
If that's alright with you.... No pressure.
Do you add any personal touches to your instant ramen? Cause I think you still might have a good understanding of flavours. 👀And if needed, I can help too. It might be fun? Cooking together.... We can make crab ramen? 👀
(To the admin- HMFHKOUGCUOYXIXR THANKS! I think you are really cool and sweet too!! I'm glad to be back!! I had tons of assignments 💀 Alas, student life is a hectic one. )
-🥀
red-faced from a remark as simple as that? maybe I do need to kiss you.
drowning is a classic, it takes a while and it's unbearably painful in the last seconds but it's quite a good starter method, if I do say so myself.
it's lovely you made a promise like that, truly. I hope you find happiness here in this life long enough to live out the promise.
my ramen is pretty basic, I just have the broth and water. sometimes I'll eat the noodles raw, they're rather lovely. other times maybe I'll add an egg, but usually nothing fancy.
whats your favourite dish to make, would you say?
( haha yeah, school life is kicking everyone in the ass. gotta wait for the terms to be over I suppose. )
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bananawafers · 2 months
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haikyuu boys x popular romance tropes <3
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🏡 best friends to lovers
iwaizumi, suga, hinata, noya, kuroo
🥀 enemies to lovers
kageyama, tsuki, ushijima, osamu
☯️ opposites attract
hinata, noya, aone, kenma
💝 fake relationship
asahi, tanaka, bokuto, atsumu
❤️‍🔥 forced proximity
keishin ukai, daichi, kindaichi
🖤 unrequited love
oikawa, yamaguchi, lev, asahi
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cloudyyoimiya · 1 year
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Masterlist…
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Headcanons = ♥️ Fluff = 💌
Scenario = ♠️ Angst = 🥀
Oneshot = ♣️ Dark Content = 🔪
Drabble = ♦️ Miscellaneous = 🎲
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The “S/o Adopts a Cat” series are all individual works!🐈‍⬛
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Armed Detective Agency…
Osamu Dazai…
Oneshots…
Until the Two Lovers Meet Again ♣️💌
…In which the lovers share a dance once more
Headcanons and scenarios…
Changing His Bandages ♥️♠️💌
S/o That Is In the Port Mafia ♥️
With a S/o Like Aubrey from Omori ♥️♠️💌
Their S/o Gets Underestimated ♠️
Their S/o Gets Baby Fever ♠️💌
In a Love Triangle With a S/o Who’s Oblivious♥️
With a S/o Like Arlecchino from Genshin ♥️♠️
With a S/o Like Columbina from Genshin♥️♠️
With a S/o Like Kokomi from Genshin♥️♠️
With a S/o Like Maka from Soul Eater♥️♠️
Measuring Their Hands♠️💌 (prt 1)
Their Darling Is Always Sleepy♥️🔪
Ranpo Edogawa…
His S/o Adopts a Cat ♥️♠️💌
Their S/o Gets Baby Fever♠️💌
Measuring Their Hands♠️💌 (prt 3)
Their Darling Gets Into a Life Threatening Situation ♥️♠️🔪
Coming Back Home♥️♠️🔪
Their Darling Is Always Sleepy♥️🔪
Port Mafia Au…
Yandere Port Mafia! Ranpo Headcanons♥️🔪
Port Mafia! Ranpo Headcanons♥️
Atsushi Nakajima…
With a S/o Like Kokomi from Genshin♥️♠️
Romantic/Fluffy Headcanons♥️💌
Their Darling Is Always Sleepy♥️🔪
Port Mafia…
Chuuya Nakahara…
S/o That Is In the Port Mafia ♥️
Their S/o Gets Underestimated ♠️
With a S/o Like Arlecchino from Genshin♥️♠️
With a S/o Like Columbina from Genshin♥️♠️
Measuring Their Hands♠️💌 (prt 1)
Begging for Their S/o’s Attention♠️💌
Their Darling Is Always Sleepy♥️🔪
Paul Verlaine
Oneshots…
To Be Human♣️
…In which you make him feel something he thought he was unable to feel
Headcanons and Scenarios…
When His Darling is Always Tired Because of Work♥️♠️🔪
A Taste of Home ♥️♠️💌
Oda Sakunosuke…
Their Darling Gets Into a Life Threatening Situation ♥️♠️🔪
Ryuunosuke Akutagawa
Measuring Their Hands♠️💌 (prt 2)
The Guild…
Edgar Allan Poe…
His S/o Adopts a Cat ♥️♠️💌
His Darling Knits Something for Karl♥️♠️🔪
Decay of Angels…
Fyodor Dostoyevsky…
Oneshots…
Close Your Eyes ♣️
…You vow to betray the man you love
Heacanons and scenarios…
Their S/o Learns Their Mother Tongue ♥️♠️💌
Their S/o Gets Underestimated ♠️
Their S/o Gets Baby Fever ♠️💌
His S/o Kills Someone For the First Time🥀
In a Love Triangle With a S/o Who’s Oblivious♥️
Measuring Their Hands♠️💌 (prt 3)
Begging for Their S/o’s Attention♠️💌
Their Darling Hangs Out With Their Coworker♥️ 🔪
Sigma…
His S/o Adopts a Cat ♥️♠️💌
Romantic/Fluffy Headcanons♥️💌
Measuring Their Hands♠️💌 (prt 2)
Their Darling Hangs Out With Their Coworker ♥️🔪
Nikolai Gogol…
Oneshots…
Forced Photography ♣️🔪
…Your “lover” is quite fond of taking photos of you
Headcanons and scenarios…
S/o That Is In the Port Mafia ♥️
Their S/o Learns Their Mother Tongue ♥️♠️💌
Measuring Their Hands♠️💌 (prt 2)
Their Darling Hangs Out With Their Coworker♥️ 🔪
His S/o Adopts a Cat (on the way!)
Hunting Dogs…
Saigiku Jouno…
Date Headcanons ♥️💌
His S/o Kills Someone For the First Time🥀
With a S/o That Talks Too Much♥️♠️💌
Measuring Their Hands♠️💌 (prt 3)
Deceitful Kisses♠️💌
Physical Touch ♥️♠️💌
Suehiro Tecchou…
Oneshots…
Oblivious Troubles♣️💌
…He realizes that he may not be an ideal lover
Headcanons and scenarios…
Date Headcanons ♥️💌
Measuring Their Hands♠️💌 (prt 1)
With a S/o That Talks Too Much♥️♠️💌
Begging for Their S/o’s Attention♠️💌
Kiss Toll♠️💌
Deceitful Kisses♠️💌
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yandere-romanticaa · 2 years
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☾ oh death.
❝ when god is gone and the devil takes hold who will have mercy on my soul? ❞
yandere! dazai osamu x gn! reader.
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"Well?" he said, tone colder than ice, his bony fingers carefully entwining themselves around your bruised neck.
"Do you feel like fessing up yet?"
His faux patience scared you to the core. Dazai was usually quite lax with you, allowing you to do what you want as long as he was near and was keeping an eye on you. After months of his abuse you managed to pluck up whatever courage there was still somehow inside of you and you decided to make a break for it. A tiny part of you still felt guilty despite the horrible things that he did to you. Despite his corrupt psyche, Dazai really did love you, in his own strange way. You settled on leaving him a note on the kitchen counter, detailing as to why you packed up your things and left. But you were a fool and you seemingly forgot that Dazai was a detective, finding people was literally in his job description. People vanish all the time be it by force or by choice but Dazai wasn't going to let you disappear into the air like that and you were no mastermind yourself either. He predicted your movements perfectly, and like usual he was there steps ahead of you, beating you to the train station before you could even buy the ticket.
And here you were, trapped in a dark corner with him hovering over you, the ever so familiar condescending look in his pretty brown eyes as his lips remained pressed into a thin line.
His patience was running out.
You could feel his grip get looser ever so slightly as he still stood there, waiting for your answer. No amount of crying, sweet talk or sucking up to him could possibly get you out of this predicament and Dazai made that crystal clear to you.
You dug your own grave, now you ought to lie in it.
"I..." you trailer off, voice trembling ever so slightly but Dazai didn't miss a single beat.
He never missed anything, especially when it came to you.
The corners of his lips were twitching ever so slightly, a creepy smile broke out as he decided to finish out the sentence for you. Bringing your face closer to your own he pressed your forehead onto his, forcing you to look him directly in the eye.
"You were trying to run away." he spoke quietly, venom lacing his voice.
You gulped. Anything would be better than this, anything. Dare you'd say, you'd even welcome Death itself like an old friend if it meant that you would no longer need to suffer like this.
"Ah, I know that look ..."
His voice was slightly muffled to you but he was fully smiling now, his posture and attitude deceivingly relaxing as he murmured something that you could not quite make out but that didn't matter. His last statement was more than enough to clear your foggy mind.
"The urge to die looks beautiful on you dear. Pity it's not going to happen any time soon."
🥀 TAGS: @yanroma, @oneoftheprettynerds, @x-desired, @misszealeastersblog
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sugawarassoulmate · 6 months
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who am i kidding, bully!osamu is also the kind of boyfriend/whatever that has a vice grip on your hand at all times
he says it's because you get too distracted whenever y'all are out
but reallys it's to deter other people from talking to you
some guy from your class tries to spark conversation about the most recent lecture? here's osamu pulling you away, barking that he doesn't wanna stay out too long
a "helpful" employee at the store you're in spends too long trying to assist you? "we're good," osamu says, practically materializing by your side as he drags you to the other side of the store
the easiest way to piss him off is by somehow getting out of his grip and wandering off or worse purposely removing your hand from his.
"the fuck?" osamu says, the second he can't feel the soft touch of your skin
he immediately yanks you back. "don't fuckin try that again," he warns.
"samu, i was just—" but he's not trying to hear your excuses. "wherever you go, i go"
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diagonal-queen · 1 year
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𝐁𝐒𝐃 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭
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🌼 = Fluff 🔞 = Smut ⛓ = Dark content 💔 = Angst 🥀 = Hurt/Comfort 🤕 = Whump 🔷 = Other
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Armed Detective Agency:
↪ Atsushi Nakajima
↪ Osamu Dazai
That Place (Dazai x gn!Reader) 💔
↪ Doppo Kunikida
Two of Two Kinds (Kunikida x fem!Reader) 🌼
↪ Kyouka Izumi
↪ Ranpo Edogawa
↪ Akiko Yosano
↪ Kenji Miyazawa
↪ Yukichi Fukuzawa
Port Mafia:
↪ Ryuunosuke Akutagawa
↪ Chuuya Nakahara
His New Trainee (Chuuya x fem!Reader) 🔷
Welcome Gift (Chuuya x gn!Reader) 🌼
The Man and the Puppies (Chuuya x gn!Reader) 🌼
Mutually Beneficial Transaction (Chuuya x gn!Reader) 🌼
On the Verge (Chuuya x fem!Reader) 🤕
Calmer Waters (Chuuya x gn!Reader) 🥀
Star-Crossed (Chuuya x gn!Reader) 🌼
Rockstar Chuuya (Chuuya x gn!Reader) 🌼🔞
↪ Michizou Tachihara
Random Tachihara Headcanons 🔷
michizou tachihara as your highschool boyfriend (Tachihara x gn!Reader) 🔷
Unspoken (Tachihara x gn!Reader) 🥀
↪ Gin Akutagawa
↪ Ichiyo Higuchi
↪ Kouyou Ozaki
Sakura Kisses (Kouyou x gn!Reader) 🌼
↪ Sakunosuke Oda
Decay of Angels:
↪ Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Discipline (Fyodor x gn!Reader) ⛓
Tired Turtle Doves (Fyodor x gn!Reader x Mykola) 🌼
Dark Roses and Souls (Fyodor x Mykola) 🌼
↪ Mykola Hohol
nikolai x reader in the winter (Mykola x gn!Reader) 🌼
Tired Turtle Doves (Fyodor x gn!Reader x Mykola) 🌼
Dark Roses and Souls (Fyodor x Mykola) 🌼
↪ Sigma
Vanilla and Lavender (Sigma x gn!Reader) 🌼
The Other Perspective (Sigma x fem!Reader) 🌼
Home Is Where the Heart Is (Sigma x gn!Reader) 🥀
The Guild:
↪ Lucy Maud Montgomery
fluffy lucy headcanons (Lucy x gn!Reader) 🌼
↪ Edgar Allan Poe
↪ Mark Twain
Watermelon Cruiser (Mark x gn!Reader) 🔷
Hunting Dogs:
↪ Ouchi Fukuchi
↪ Saigiku Jouno
Jouno with a quiet and touchy S/O (Jouno x gn!Reader) 🌼
↪ Tecchou Suehiro
Lovesick Tecchou Headcanons (Tecchou x gn!Reader) 🌼⛓
↪ Teruko Okura
Other:
↪ Mushitarou Oguri
Secret Secret (Mushitarou x gn!Reader) 💔
↪ Paul Verlaine
The Moon and the Sea (Verlaine x Rimbaud) 🌼
↪ Arthur Rimbaud
The Moon and the Sea (Verlaine x Rimbaud) 🌼
Misc. Headcanons:
how i think bsd characters would hug: ada edition (ADA)
how i think bsd characters would hug: pm edition (PM)
Reader who sleeps with a tank top (Dazai, Ranpo, Chuuya)
Reader who sleeps in a nightgown (Dazai, Ranpo, Fyodor, Mykola, Poe)
Being their Older Sibling (Kyouka, Kenji)
Reader who is flexible (Dazai, Chuuya, Fyodor)
Helping to take care of a reader who struggles to eat (Atsushi, Dazai, Chuuya, Oda, Fyodor)
Reader who is flexible pt. 2 (Kunikida, Mykola, Sigma)
how i think bsd characters would hug: misc edition (Jouno, Tecchou, Sigma, Mushitarou)
They find out you're Dazai's sibling (Chuuya, Fyodor)
When they have a nightmare about you (Atsushi, Dazai, Chuuya, Tecchou)
When Reader flinches after they yell (Kunikida, Ranpo, Fukuzawa, Chuuya, Poe)
An S/O who has their opposite personality (Fyodor, Mykola)
Reader being the "perfect" assistant (Kunikida, Chuuya)
When their S/O is a compulsive liar (Dazai, Ranpo, Yosano, Chuuya, Fyodor, Mykola)
Reader with trauma and trust issues (Dazai, Chuuya, Fyodor)
When their daughter tells them she has a boyfriend (Dazai, Chuuya, Fyodor, Sigma)
An S/O who outsmarts them (Dazai, Fyodor)
Their first kiss with you (Atsushi, Oda, Lucy, Tecchou)
If the BSD boys were my coworkers (Atsushi, Dazai, Kunikida, Ranpo, Akutagawa, Chuuya, Poe, Steinbeck)
Them with a manipulative S/O (Dazai, Chuuya, Fyodor)
Them with an S/O who meows (Ranpo, Chuuya, Jouno)
When you blow them a kiss (Tachihara, Tecchou)
S/O who hides under the bed (Dazai, Kunikida, Chuuya)
Rubber duckie, you're the one~ (Atsushi, Dazai, Ranpo, Chuuya, Mykola, Poe, Tecchou)
If the BSD girls were my coworkers (Kyouka, Yosano, Kouyou, Gin, Higuchi, Naomi, Lucy)
The Flags in Highschool (The Flags)
"Can't Sleep?" (Dazai, Kunikida, Fyodor)
"Men with Slutty Waists!" (Dazai, Chuuya)
Cuddling Headcanons (Tecchou, Jouno)
BSD boys with a self-sacrificing girlfriend (Fyodor, Poe, Ranpo, Jouno)
Hunting Dogs Headcanons:
Hunting Dogs with an energetic S/O
Hunting Dogs with an S/O who eats ice
When their S/O feels inadequate
Hunting Dogs with a clumsy S/O
Hunting Dogs with a silent S/O
Hunting Dogs with your child
Hunting Dogs with a mean S/O
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Obviously I will continue to update this list as I release new fics but it might take some time between each new fic and me updating this, sorry! Also if there's a character you like that I haven't put here, you can still send reqs for them!
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slugidiot · 12 days
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people are not sending me requests and I have no idea what to draw so have this weird creature throwing up a single pregnant mother's car keys he swallowed right in front of her
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soaringmirror · 2 years
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OWN SWEET TIME
i am experiencing intense dazai brainrot and i wanna sit on his face n yeah these are my thots NSFW MDNI & small contemplation of suicide
to be suffocated by his love is the only thing on his mind. his lanky fingers would grip your trembling thighs and pull you down, engulfing his face completely. there's something about his eagerness and muffled moans that makes your lips curl into a satisfied smirk, your face soon washing over in pleasure as he begins eating you out. beneath you he laps hungrily while making a mental note that this indeed is a good way to go. he wouldn't mind one bit. as your fingers grip his hair, rocking your hips back and forth and his gaze intense and focused on the way you arch your back.
at the same time he would tease himself, slender fingers just trailing his pretty cock, languid strokes, thumb brushing the leaking tip. the lewd moans you let out as his tongue brushes your clit, closing your eyes as you legs and thighs shake so very close to your release. muffled praises tell you how divine you taste.
then his bandaged arms now snaking around your hips, hands gripping your ass as he forces you to grind against him until your release. in time his cock is so painfully hard, feeling his balls tighten and the sounds of you whimpering above him makes him cum untouched. but he wouldn't let you hop off just yet. as your body shakes in pleasure, threatening to collapse on him, this man would take his own sweet time lapping up your cum. his tongue pushed against your quivering body, satisfied hums and groans leaving his lips.
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dazaiizm · 2 months
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꒦꒷ 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐄 ﹒₊‧
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featuring — armed detective agency, akagi angeline (oc), takamoto yumi (oc)
summary — the armed detective agency has a beach episode.
warnings — bsd x oc’s: dazai x oc, ranpo x oc, atsushi x oc, chaotic fun, slight angst, dazai brings a date that’s not angeline, suggestive content, smoking weed, fluff, mentions of traumatic backstories, japanese honorifics used
notes from dazai’s star: hi everyone ! i watched to publish my first oneshot here <3 it’s a beach episode because i luv beach episodes. also i do not intend to promote smoking weed in any way ! angeline self medicates so pls do not bash her for it. also also heads up, angeline has more of an hourglass figure compared to her face claim (i mean she has a succubus ability come on)
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per yosano’s request, the armed detective agnecy had a beach day. they didn’t do any work and took the day off to relax at the beach.
“y—you look very pretty, yumi-chan,” atsushi stammered, seeing her in a black bikini. “oh, thanks atsushi-san!” she exclaimed, smiling brightly. he was a sucker for her smile, causing his face to flush.
angeline, on the other hand, refused to change into her swimsuit. yes, she did bring it. but, she was way to insecure to actually wear it in front of her found family, who in all honesty, found her beautiful the way she is. she stayed in her shorts and oversized shirt.
“where’s dazai-san?” atsushi asked curiously. “he should be here,” doppo mentioned, checking his watch.
“sorry we’re late!” osamu exclaimed, having his arm around an unknown girl. angeline felt her heart sink. he brought a date? after oozing possessiveness the last time they slept together?
angeline lowered her head. “dazai! this was supposed to be armed detective agency only! you can’t just bring a date,” kunikida yelled at him.
“relax, kunikida-kun. it’s not that big of a deal.” not that big of a deal? angeline’s mind was spiraling. why would he bring a date if he had angeline to dote on? was she not that important to him?
kunikida adjusted his breathing. “fine, just don’t do it again.” “okay!” dazai exclaimed. “hi everyone, i’m kaori,” the girl introduced herself. the agency greeted her back.
yumi glanced at angeline, frowning at her somber state. “hey, don’t worry about him. the fact that he brought a date shows how much of an idiot he is for not making a move on you,” she told her, making angel-chan smile slightly.
the black-haired girl rubbed her shoulder reassuringly.
“dazai-san really messed up this time,” atsushi told yumi, now in the ocean. “you bet, i can only imagine how angeline-chan feels,” yumi agreed, swaying her arms back and forth to stay afloat.
atsushi frowned. he didn’t want akagi to be treated like that, especially by the one she loved so dearly. although, there was one other person in the agency that caught her eye.
“angel-chan, wanna play volleyball?” ranpo called out, holding a volleyball in his hands. “sure!” she exclaimed, face brightening. ranpo couldn’t help but smile to himself, grateful her mood improved, even the slightest.
“be on my team, pleaseeeee angel-chan!” ranpo pouted and pleaded. the blonde chuckled, “sure, i’ll be on your team.” she sent a wink his way, making his cheeks flush a tiny shade of pink.
the two played with the agency while yumi and atsushi held a conversation in the water. angeline won several rounds. she took her anger out on the volleyball, slamming it past the opposing team’s hands.
“wow angel-chan, you’re really good!” yosano told her. “thanks,” she replied bashfully. “you are! do you have any experience in playing?” kaori asked, making her tense up.
turning to her, she forced a smile. “no, i don’t. just.. taking pent-up anger on the ball,” she chuckled weakly. kaori nodded.
a new round started and kaori managed to score. what set akagi off the edge was when she ran into dazai’s arms, which he eagerly wrapped his arms around her waist.
she stormed off silently, grabbing her purse along the way.
she headed towards the bathroom. yumi and atsushi saw her walking away from the group, knowing immediately what was up. yumi felt a pit in her stomach. she wanted to help, but didn’t have any ideas.
“hey, what’s wrong?” atsushi asked, seeing her melancholy expression. “nothing i just…i wish i could do something for angeline-san to help her experience true happiness…like how i feel when i’m with you,” she explained.
“o—oh.” atsushi avoided eye contact, flustered. “i agree, angeline-san deserves happiness.” “if only dazai-san would stop fucking around,” she huffed, turning back to him. her tense face softened when she locked eyes with him. everything felt at peace when she was with him.
on the other hand, angeline was not feeling peace. she bawled her eyes out in the bathroom. her sad cries and pleas for love would make anyone’s heart ache.
if dazai saw her now, he would do everything in his power to make angel-chan feel loved. but, since angeline declined his offer for a double suicide on multiple occasions, he sought after other women, trying to fill the missing void that only angeline was able to fill.
“why osamu? why must you do this to me?” she questioned to herself. she finally pulled the joint out and lit the tip. inhaling the weed into her veins, she felt immediate peace now.
“this is good shit,” she said, looking at her joint. she took another, long hit. smoke clouded her vision, which she smirked to. the more weed in her system, the better.
after getting so high she couldn’t feel the pain of dazai osamu, she contemplated changing into her bikini. “fuck it,” she thought, grabbing the two-piece out of her purse.
her red bikini highlighted her curves perfectly. although, angeline didn’t feel that way. she felt as if her chest was too small and stomach was too fat. she barely ate much, so she didn’t have any fat on her tummy.
she had a confidence boost at the time, so she didn’t care. exiting the bathroom, she tossed the finished joint in the garbage, making her way over to the group who were roasting marshmallows.
akagi took a seat next to ranpo, inching close to him. ranpo glanced at her outfit, eyes widening. “well, don’t you look nice?” he smirked. “thanks,” angel-chan said bashfully.
“hey, i’m high right now. do you mind roasting a marshmellow for me? i don’t wanna screw anything up,” she whispered in his ear, sending chills down his spine with her tone.
“s—sure,” he said, gulping down his marshmellow and placing a new one on his stick.
“you like her, don’t you?” kaori asked osamu, looking at him. “who?” dazai asked, a bit nervous. “the blonde,” she mentioned, pointing to her and ranpo giggling over something.
“oh, angel-chan.” he lowered his head from facing the two. “i can see it in your eyes,” she told him. dazai figured he’d just admit it, she already knew his answer, after all.
“yes, i’m in love with angel-chan.”
kaori nodded. “so, does that mean i’m just a distraction?” “n—no, of course not!” dazai shook his head frantically. she might’ve been, but dazai knew angeline wouldn’t forgive him if he just used girls as a distraction. he didn’t know though.
“it’s fine if i am, i understand the feeling,” she said, facing ranpo and luma again. dazai just looked at her. “i was in love with a married man. i couldn’t help but want him, despite him being my best friend’s husband,” the woman admitted.
“oh, i see,” dazai affirmed, nodding. it wasn’t entirely the same situation, but they could go hand-in-hand. “he then died in a car crash three months later, i couldn’t comfort my friend because i was going through my own grief—it’s one of my biggest regrets.”
the brunette wiped a tear from her face. “did you…ever talk to her again?” “yes, i admitted to her my feelings, being as honest as possible. she had a feeling, and was grateful her husband never returned them. i’m grateful for that too.”
“so, you’re still friends?” dazai inquired. “yes,” kaori replied, giving a single nod. “so…” she trailed off, turning to face osamu. “my advice is to talk to her, tell her how you feel. but, i understand if you’re not ready yet,” she advised, however not forcefully.
the suicidal maniac sighed, looking back at ranpo and angeline. he figured maybe kaori was right. but, what about ranpo? he’d be heartbroken if they started dating. neither angel-chan or osamu wanted him to be in pain.
he knew angeline liked ranpo as well. which made his heart swell in jealousy. she wanted both, but he wanted her to himself—all his.
dazai had to look away when they shared a marshmallow together. nobody was looking but him, so no one told them to knock off the PDA.
when it became darker, the agency packed up and began heading back to the agency. ranpo agreed to let angeline stay at his dorm since she didn’t want to be around her child, yuri, while she self-medicated.
he ran angeline a bath and washed her hair, the intimacy made both of them extremely flustered. angeline, being the lovesick yet touch-starved fool she is, didn’t know how to embrace the feeling, but she enjoyed it nonetheless.
ranpo then allowed her to sleep in his bed while he respectfully tried taking the couch. “ranpo-san, can you maybe.. stay with me tonight?” the lovesick fool asked, pleaded almost. the look in her eyes was impossible to say no to.
he eased into bed beside her, keeping his respective distance. but, angel wanted to be closer. she scooted closer to him, leaning against his shoulder.
“have you ever fallen in love?” angeline asked out of nowhere. “in love?” ranpo questioned. “mhm,” angel hummed, lifting her head up and looked at him. “i…guess i did.”
“what did it feel like?” her eyes looked longing, like she craved something—that something was love. “it..it feels like cloud nine one minute and hell the next,” he explained honestly. angel nodded. “that’s what love is,” she said solemnly. she craved love and intimacy so much, but forgets the pain and suffering love has put her through in the past.
“it doesn’t have to be,” he told her, making her look up into his eyes. “if only you liked me back, then it wouldn’t have to be pain and suffering,” he confessed, voice growing a little quieter.
“you…you like me?” “love,” he corrected, “i’m in love with you, angel-chan.” he tucked a strand of hair behind her ear. she blushed profusely, averting eye contact.
“how can i believe you?” she asked, knowing he could easily be lying. although, ranpo has never lied to her. ever.
ranpo leaned in, hovering his lips over hers. she kissed him, and it felt like the world stopped. all ranpo could hear were their heartbeats and the soft sighs that fell into his mouth.
he ran his hands through her damp hair, pulling him onto his lap. “i love you too, ranpo,” she whispered, pecking his lips. “it’s us against the world, my dear.”
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kurolumiis · 1 month
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LUMA LUMA LUMA <333
OSAMU MY LOVE <3
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