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Confused about what I want more…kissing every inch of his body or riding the fuck outta him.
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Day 13
#my art#huevember#shiguang dailiren#shiguang#liu xiao#I believe Liu Xiao isn't a villain#he's here to witness the true love story#🌚🌚🌚#lu guang#cheng xiaoshi#sgdlr#link click
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yes this may be specifically to Griffin
#oh well#griffin stagg#srry y’all#character with freckles go brrr#it’s so fun drawing the freckles tho#idc that it takes like fifteen hours#I’ve done this to countless Ocs aswell#*cough* Ellis *cough*#I can’t help myself😭#I hold in this urge when I first join fandoms#but then I can’t help myself#and I might’ve done this to the entire finch family too#what remains of edith finch#🌚🌚🌚#Molly canonically has freckles tho okay#and resessive genes are popular amongst that family#😠
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for rich boy country club Steve it has to be waitress, it’s not enough to fuck in public but to be on the clock too? I’d actually like my job for once
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hcs for Magnus (+Perhaps some Lance too?) and their farmer partner/spouse that keeps using dumb, corny magic-based flirts in the old wizard's direction? "I'm under your spell" and stuff of that nature. or yoba forbid, making comments about their 'wand'--
Mhmhhahahahahha... I like that idea 🌚
Warning: light NSFW (mention and hints, but just in case).
Magnus Rasmodius:
Poor Wizard will constantly roll his eyes when his partner makes another not-so-decent pun related to magic and other things.
(Even though deep down he laughs with every Farmer joke, he will never tell anyone about it).
But he doesn't really want Farmer telling him those jokes in front of his colleagues. And in front of Camilla. Especially in front of Camilla. Otherwise he'll only dream of peace....
But that's for more or less acceptable jokes. For when the Farmer tries to say something about Magnus' 'staff' and 'meat wand' ("For Yoba's sake..."), their mouths will be quickly closed with a spell.
Magnus is already walking around with red cheeks, and then there's this vulgarity! He loves the Farmer, but they can't say it in front of his colleagues!
Sometimes he can get so angry that he whispers a promise to Farmer to teach them manners when they get home.
And when the two of them get to Magnus' tower/farm, he'll immediately give the command to go to the bedroom, not forgetting to slap them on the ass.
"Since you want my wand so badly, you shall have it...." It's going to be a long night for Farmer and Magnus.
Later, after the "lesson", Farmer will still start making jokes again and piss Magnus off. The wizard knew perfectly well that they would do that, and he's glad he wasn't wrong. More reason for lessons like this... 🌚
Lance:
Lance finds these jokes charming.
To be blunt - Lance will start playing along with Farmer and even counterattack them with romantic and silly jokes about magic. Now it's Farmer's turn to blush.
It went on like this for quite some time, and became something of a tradition/unique love language for both of them.
It went on like this until Farmer started making jokes about his "oh so long staff" (good job, Farmer 👍). Whether it happened when they were alone or in public, Lance would tactfully remain silent and... just smile.
His eyes would look at Farmer rather unusually, though. Not angry or annoyed, but with hunger. Slyly, with a spark of mischief.
Don't let Farmer be surprised when Lance takes them somewhere far away from people and teases them with his "magic fingers" and, if they're lucky, his "staff". He'll show the Farmer all his tricks, believe me.... 🌝
#stardew valley#sdv#stardew valley expanded#sve#sve lance#sdv wizard#sdv rasmodius#sve magnus#thanks for the ask!#🌚🌚🌚
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so awkward that i just realized how to take a higher resolution full body portrait...
ROTATE THE CAMERA BY 90 DEGREES IN TAB MODE
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🌚🌚🌚 voice: I'm gonna chop you!!
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It looks like Apo may have had a hickey bring back 🍆 emoji Mile has no chill.
https://mobile.twitter.com/MileApo_INA/status/1601902027722076160
Honestly my first thought was Gift scolding him idk why
I'm never gonna surpass this pun 😭😭😭🤣😭🤣😂😭😭😭😭😭
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#milesquito#I can't#mileapo#private not secret#🌚🌚🌚#the moon knows#mile phakphum#apo nattawin#mileapo x d7
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#cyberpunk 2077#cyberpunk 2077 photomode#vivian davos#bryce mosley#god bless new amm update#now i can make shippy pics sometimes#without too much crying#🌚🌚🌚
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I think Jungkook is the father because,we dont know much about their past and what happened every time they met,we just know they were both attracted to each other until they stopped talking? and there is this chapter that has some kind of flashback about how close they were (physically)? Maybe they fcked but Jk forgot that night because he was on drugs or something,maybe he thinks it was just a dream. OC is way too wary about saying who the father is,and she even disappeared once she got pregnant,JK didnt even know until his people brought her,why did she hide it?
i mean it could all be theories but all GREAT stories have fandoms with crazy theories,thats just a testament of what great writer you are
no because I’m LIVING for the theories here LOL, this story wasn’t supposed to be plot heavy but gooodddd do I love plot 😔 that’s on me.
the thing about not knowing much about the past, gives lots of room for interpretation for it going either way, so I can definitely see you’re perspective, everybody’s asking good questions but they’re not really asking the right questions yknow? 🌚
What we do know, is Jungkook is a very serious, stern person, who has yet to be described with drug use in any way, which doesn’t cross it off the board, we’ve just been given new information in the last chapter about MC’s parents, and some of her reluctance around usage, which means she either is stuck in the familiarity of it, or she would be less likely to be interested in him if he was using.
MC is definitely not relenting on who the father is for multiple reasons, but how do we know she only disappeared after she got pregnant? Who’s to say she was ever hiding it? 🧐
Lots of questions, but if you really read through the story asking the right questions, you may be able to get an idea of what happened
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I just listened to the podcast chris did with anna faris and he’s so cute man omg what i learned:
he ‘really doesn’t like belly button piercings on a girl’
he said ‘stinky vagina’
he is ‘really really really clearly an ass man’
he called nudes ‘a dirty picture’
he doesn’t like armpit hair
he prefers women’s 🐱 to be trimmed and well kept or bare
bahahahah his preferences are so Typically Male 😂😂😂😂😌😌
#🌚🌚🌚#anon#nobody is surprised 😂😂#brb gonna go get my full body lasered#IM JOKING BAHAHA#actually I’m not I genuinely do wanna get my whole body lasered#but that’s for me 😌😌😌
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ren is sooooo crazy in this spoons rn
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plot twist: the f1 au is actually just conditioning you all to watch and enjoy f1 irl
#ghostie rambles#jiara#f1 au#f1#the amount of comments I’ve received saying that they started watching the sport#🌚🌚🌚#my plan is working#join the dark side besties#gonna start making dodgy fake ferrari maybank merch for all of us
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listening to ppl describe my mental illness traits on a podcast: this is seriously bad manipulate cult leader kind of shit. this is so fucked up.
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#🌚🌚🌚#i have no patience#and also I got everything finished and edited way sooner than I thought I would
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Isaac: *being mean to Victor for no good reason*
Wren: Hey, what are you doing?! Stop it, now!
Bella: Such rudeness was unnecessary. What's the point of this?
Myra: Isaac, you're not as heartless as you want to appear, I know you have a good heart...
Rain: *a stern look* Only cowards bully the helpless.
Shiro: If you don't want to communicate, just say so, why call names?
May: And why am I not surprised that he would be so tactless? You can't stop being a bitch for one day, huh?
Ziana: T-That was very rude of you, Mr. Isaac!
Elisa: How d a r e you say that to Victor!?
Julian: *with a steel voice* Is it so hard to be patient with each other? There's no need to take your negativity out on others.
Skylar: And you think this is the behavior of an adventurer? You should be ashamed of yourself!
Bo: *with a magical flame in hands* You done did it now, bitch.
Hestia: *Transforms into a dragon form, ready to vaporize Isaac*
Isaac: *realizes his fatal mistake*
Marley: Phah, you're screwed, my friend. Like, completely fucked.
#I don't know what to call it#I was just thinking about how cool it would be to have all our OC Farmers in one place#apologize if i forgot about someone's Farmer#Btw first idea was a joke with Lance#pretty vulgar I'd say#Why vulgar? Imagine all our Farmers in one universe. We're all pining for Lance#A lot of farmers. And Lance is the only one#Remember that meme with the one woman on the couch and 5 men#you know#ahem#🌚🌚🌚#anyway i hope i don't make your OC out of character#i don't know what I'm doing i just want some our Farmers interaction#sve isaac#and bully Isaac#stupid handsome shirtless bitch#sve victor#farmer wren#farmer julian#farmer myra#farmer hestia#farmer bo#farmer bella#farmer rain#farmer elisa#farmer skylar#farmer marley#farmer may#farmer ziana#farmer shiro
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