snow angel - track one
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rheareynolds soft launches are a thing right?
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user1 nah cause how did lando no wins fumble her?
↳ user2 the better question is how did nowins ever bag her in the first place
user3 imagine fumbling the rhea reynolds. lando no bitches truly fucked up.
alex_albon i expect credits for that third picture. i was scarred for life.
↳ rheareynolds you're the one who barged in demanding we watch a movie.
user4 she's gone for a year, besides promotional purposes for her ep and comes back with a soft launch?
user5 MOTHER, WE DEMAND ANSWERS! WHO IS HE?
user6 can't believe a m*n stole my wife. she was for the girls and the gays only.
lilymhe can't believe some blonde bitch stole my wife.
↳ rheareynolds still yours baby. always 😘
↳ lilymhe good. blondie could never compete with me
↳ user7 i thank god everyday that rhea's break-up with no wins didn't take this wonderful duo from us.
vancityreynolds what the fuck? who is that? better not be some vroom guy again.
↳ rheareynolds don't you have children to take care of? blakelively you're overgrown toddler is loose again.
↳ blakelively oh how adorable! i expect to meet him when you're ready.
↳ vancityreynolds you're supposed to be on my side?
↳ blakelively i only married you for your sister.
↳ rheareynolds suck on that ryan!
↳ user8 this family is my everything.
charles_leclerc when did you start dating? why was i not informed of this?
↳ georgerussell63 or me?
↳ maxverstappen1 why did alex know before us?
↳ rheareynolds i told lily, who told alex. you think i wanted that guy to know?
↳ alex_albon i can read your comments rhea.
user9 no wins really thought everyone would drop rhea the moment they broke up these guys love her.
user10 WHY IS NO ONE LOSING THEIR SHIT OVER RHEA SOFT LAUNCHING? WHO IS THIS MAN? WE MUST HAVE ANSWERS!
↳ user11 as long as this one doesn't cheat on her, we don't really care.
↳ user12 something no wins never could do
george russell who is he?
charles leclerc we demand answers rhea!
pierre gasly i just like gossip
max verstappen oh so suddenly now she can't answer?
alex albon i love knowing something you guys don't
lily muni he reminder you only know because i accidentally told you
esteban ocon you people are stupid.
max verstappen excuse me?
esteban ocon i would recognize that blonde head of hair anywhere
lance stroll i would too. it’s mick
rhea reynolds BOOOOO! way to ruin my soft launch dumb and dumber
charles leclerc ANOTHER DRIVER?
george russell WHAT HAPPENED TO “I’LL NEVER DATE ANOTHER FUCKING DRIVER AGAIN?!”
rhea reynolds you’re gonna look at mick and say not to him?
lily muni he i wouldn’t. that’s like saying no to a puppy
alex albon they truly are the golden retriever and black cat trope.
lance stroll you’re fucking welcome
pierre gasly for what?
lance stroll for setting them up on a blind date? well lily helped.
lily muni he yeah i did! they’re great for each other
charles leclerc at least we know he won’t cheat on her like n*rris
rhea reynolds my brother would be proud of the censorship of his name. he still calls him no bitches to this day.
george russell well ryan is an icon and l*ndo has no bitches.
alex albon doesn't he have a girlfriend?
charles leclerc i thought they broke up?
max verstappen doesn't matter, in our hearts he will always remain bitchless
max verstappen and that is not me saying his girlfriend is a bitch. i've never met her.
rhea reynolds i heard she was nice girl. i just hope l*ndo didn't cheat on her like he did on me
daniel ricciardo what'd i miss?
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rheareynolds saw you bitches say on twitter i was trolling with my last post. i'm not, i am no longer bitchless. some people can't relate.
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user1 SHOTS FIRED! SHOTS FIRED!
user2 MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN!
estebanocon i'm telling him you called him a bitch
↳ rheareynolds do it you french fuck, i'll tell him you called him an overactive golden retriever puppy.
↳ estebanocon you wouldn't dare.
↳ rheareynolds try me bitch
user3 REGINA GEORGE HAS FIRED SHOTS!
user4 he may be bitchless but you still think about him
↳ user5 that's not the flex you think it is sweetie.
maxverstappen1 get this shit off my phone. it's gross.
↳ rheareynolds you dad is gross but you don't see me complaining do you?
↳ maxverstappen nice to know you're back to your old self
↳ rheareynolds and better than ever baby!
luisinhaoliveira99 is it me? am i the drama?
↳ rheareynolds no baby, it could never be about you 👩🏼❤️👩🏻
↳ user6 WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?
user7 OSCAR? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
↳ user8 this just got messy with a capital M
vancityreynolds rhea lobster reynolds, i demand to meet him.
↳ rheareynolds mom (blake) said you could meet him when i was ready.
↳ vancityreynolds and i'm supposed to care because?
↳ rheareynolds hey blakelively your overgrown toddler is back at it again!
↳ blakelively leave the poor girl alone ryan.
maxfretwell i would love to inform you that sushi just let out an unholy screech
↳ rheareynolds must be because he's bitchless, can't relate.
daniel ricciardo oh, so that's what i missed!
↳ user9 not this man being confused on what's going on. me fr.
it's mick isn't it?
how the fuck?
i'm your older brother dumbass. besides, mick's the only blonde esteban hangs out with. that i know of.
you're not as stupid as everyone says you are.
who the fuck is saying i'm stupid?
your mom
WE SHARE THE SAME MOM DUMBASS!
i know, and she says you're stupid.
i still expect to meet him, as your boyfriend.
of course you do.
rhea reynolds added one person
rhea reynolds ryan figured it out.
mick schumacher i told you he wasn't as stupid as you thought he was.
daniel ricciardo YOU'RE DATING MICK? WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME?
max verstappen you're supposed to read the group chat dumbass
charles leclerc l*ndo just called carlos to complain.
rhea reynolds good. he deserves to suffer.
mick schumacher she wrote an album about him
rhea reynolds NOT TRUE! THERE'S AT LEAST ONE SONG ABOUT YOU ON THERE! MAYBE MORE!
lily muni he is there another song about me? 🥰
alex albon you two said what can i do was a joke!
rhea reynolds lily, babe, that song wasn't about you?
lily muni he WHAT? EXCUSE ME?
rhea reynolds it was about a hypothetical with this other girl, who's not important. but i told you it was about you because you were so happy?
lily muni he don't ever talk to me again. i'm heartbroken.
pierre gasly it's giving charles and max.
max verstappen bitchless just called and asked me if i knew who you were dating and how you knew luisa.
rhea reynolds i met her while she was dating n*rris. monaco is not that big.
alex albon tell him she's dating some actor like ross lynch or something
lily muni he how long did it take for you to come up with a blonde actor?
alex albon too long
lance stroll tell him it's luisa in a blonde short wig.
charles leclerc that'll shut him up for a while.
rhea reynolds tell him it's taylor swift in a short wig.
daniel ricciardo thank god i don't have to hear his screeches anymore.
rhea reynolds that's one upside to being unemployed.
daniel ricciardo i have a job?
rhea reynolds but do you though?
¡leclerc-s speaks!
i'm indulging in my love for both mick schumacher and renee rapp + blake lively. i was originally going to make the oc a lively but i kinda wanted her name to have same alliteration renee's name has and nothing with an L went well so i chose reynolds instead. anyways, hope y'all enjoyed this!
¡disclaimer!
this is in no way making assumptions about the people involved in this story, this is all fake. it is a fanfiction please don't take any of what is said seriously. this is all for entertainment purposes and as a creative outlet for me. enjoy!
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the honest series - formula one
─── ❝ i wish you could be honest with me ❞ ───
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THE PRELUDE
an honest timeline
meet the leading cast
THE ALBUMS
if this was a movie - m.verstappen - starts in early 2015
enchanted - d.ricciardo - starts in late 2015
i wanna be yours - c.leclerc - starts in 2018
te quiero besar - c.sainz - starts in early 2019
bad idea right? - p.gasly - starts in late 2019
call it what you want - l.norris - starts in early 2021
different - a.leclerc - starts in late 2021
say yes to heaven - m.schumacher - starts in late 2021
la curiosidad - o.piastri - starts in late 2022
how you get the girl - l.sargeant - starts in early 2023
por el contrario - o'ward - starts in early 2023
THE EPS
he’s good for my heart but he’s bad for business
alternatively: a blurb series of the songs inspired by max verstappen
(takes place from 2015-2022)
i want your midnights
alternatively: a blurb series of the songs inspired by daniel ricciardo
(takes place from 2016-2022)
met you at the right time, this is what it feels like
alternatively: a blurb series of the songs inspired by lando norris
(takes place from 2021-2023)
you, me, and your friend steve (the 1k special)
the paddock family couples and their third wheels as seen through the fans and themselves
THE BONUS TRACKS
seven
mae and daphne write a song together for max featuring charles leclerc
(takes place september 2019)
the unhinged younger brother
the jones sisters have a little brother, he's more unhinged than anyone could imagine.
(takes place from 2019-2023)
(daphne's version)
daphne finally gets to own her work
(takes place from 2021-2023)
wait, there’s another one of you?
turns out older brothers, feelings, and spilling secrets, is not a healthy mix. who would've thought?!
(takes place in early 2022)
nonsense
mae reveals the inspiration behind her most unhinged song ever while also traumatizing a few drivers
(takes place may 2022)
a christmas nonsense
nonsense gets a merry sequel while mae and max continue to traumatize their friends and families
(takes place november 2022)
the daphlonso scandal
the entire internet is convinced daphne is dating a driver but they’ve got the wrong one or where loose-lipped lando strikes
(takes place march 2023)
who's daniel ricciardo anyways?
a star nfl player tries giving his number to daphne, chaos ensues between the f1 girls and the nfl fandom, several people lose their minds, mostly isabella and daniel.
(takes place july 2023)
the trophy boyfriends
daphne and mae are everything while daniel and max are just ken
(takes place september 2023)
karma is the guy on the track
daphne and daniel break the internet, again.
(takes place november 2023)
most likely to...las vegas edition
grill the grid has it out for pierre and rowan
(takes place november 2023)
what happens in vegas never stays in vegas
someone gets married in vegas…again
(takes place november 2023)
fruitcake
the release of mae's christmas ep has a few people worried.
(takes place from november 2023 - december 2023)
a paddock family christmas
christmas, paddock family style
(takes place december 2023)
divorcegate 2024
alternatively: isabella and rhys loses their minds over lewis' unexpected move to ferrari.
(takes place february 2024)
let him be a trophy husband!
the paddock family takes on the 66th annual grammys and a surprise album announcement by daphne
(takes place february 2024)
the end of an era
isabella choses chaos.
(takes place february 2024)
she's married you idiots!
relationship rumors strike again! only this time mae and max seem to be at the center of it all.
(takes place february 2024)
struggling to survive netflix
the paddock family takes on a new season of drive to survive.
(takes place february 2024)
thirsting on the main?
isabella thirsting over her boyfriend with a sprinkle of brocedes
(takes place march 2024)
let the games begin
the start of the 2024 formula 1 season, occurs in the usual paddock family chaos
(takes place march 2024)
so american
the internet learns just how much zoya torres loves logan sargeant. spoiler, it's more than they could imagine.
(takes place march 2024)
of ice cream shops and puppies
think the barbie of formula 1, charles leclerc, starting his new business venture while suffering from dog-napping at the hands of his 'own children'
(takes place april 2024)
espresso with a shot of depresso
the impending release of espresso and the tortured poets department has people cracking jokes
(takes place april 2024)
the tortured poets department
the release of the tortured poets department by daphne jones-ricciardo.
(takes place april 2024)
take me back to the city that i call my city, where everybody knows my name
charles leclerc finally wins his home grand prix.
(takes place may 2024)
UP NEXT!
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