My bitter little ghost

Beauty and the Beast, but the beast is radially symmetrical.

and somehow the human form is still a disappointment

Very low on money so I’m opening up chibi comms. You can also contact me on discord (mikeystrawberry) if that’s preferred

( someone requested I put this in its own post to reblog )

A guide of do's and don'ts for male feedees interacting with female ( or any ) feeders , incase you aren't sure

( as an autistic man, I understand how to explain this to you as I also struggle with being social ) !!

Don't:

Steer the conversation back to kink talk. If she's changing the subject, it's best to assume she isn't feeling the chat. So don't push it !! Spend a few minutes to chat like normal. You'll be surprised when you realize that these sweet feeders have a personality. You should show that you have one, too !!

Assume she owes you a response. Hey, guess what? People have lives !! Some feeder girls may be in uni / collage taking classes while also working two jobs. Or some may just have work, some may have kids, some may exist and have priorities and responsibilities !! She doesn't owe you a reply AT ALL !! Be patient and practice boundaries. You're acting co-dependant to a stranger and it's very off-putting ☹️ ( also you AREN'T ENTITLED TO KNOW WHY SHE DIDN'T REPLY!! That is no longer kink related and is asking about her personal private life. This is the internet!! For safety, she may not feel comfortable sharing that info. )

Dm her unsolicited pics, sexual dms, or fantasies! She may not be in the mood for that !! Or, she may not want to see that from you. Look, people can decide who they talk to and don't talk to. There's going to be a lot of people out there who don't wanna talk with you or don't vibe with you. It's life ! There's quite a few feeder blogs I've dmed and gotten no response from. It's life ! So what ! There's plenty of people to talk to on this site.

Immediately get sexual or flirty without consent ( also don't ask too early on ! It's kinda wierd and objectifying 😥 ) these are girls with whole ass feelings and emotions man.

Reach out with sexual intentions being your ONLY intentions. Again, this is a PERSON you're talking to. You wouldn't like it very much if some dude only dmed you for sex and didn't actually care about talking with you.

Block evade. If a feeder blocks you, don't make another tumblr account just to ask them why. If you don't know them, then they don't owe you a reason why. If you were very close to them, I know it's hard but you should let them go. If it's meant to be, they'll come back. Don't harass them.

Do:

Small talk ! Ask how they are, ask if they boil or fry their hotdogs ( and worship them for being right about fried being the superior option) ! Show actual interest in them !! You guys are MISSING OUT MAN ! Girls like these usually have so much personality it's addicting ! I mean you'd fall head over heels for these ladies, if you actually gave them a chance. Don't assume they're boring outside of kink !! ( Also by fall ' head over heels ' for them I mean you will adore them platonically ( with Maybe a crush ) do not expect dating out these girls. Most are taken and others probably get asked to online date by 10 other feeders a day. Just make some friends for once ! Not everything has to be about dating !!

Allow space for talk about hobbies outside of kink ! Into DND? What if she is, too!? Talk about it !

Give them space ! They get loads of dms a day, and also probably have limited free time for this place. So don't smother them !! You'll drain them if you act clingy, and make her want to leave.

Stay healthy. Don't be a negative Nancy. If things aren't going your way in the convo then don't guilt trip her. That's a dick move.

This was a pretty basic list and I'm as high as the cost of living still. So i probably forgot a lot. Anyway, this very Basic guide is a good tool to save and check if you need to. Drink your respect women juice.

Would you love me if I was a worm? No wait. That's silly. Sorry, let me rephrase that, would you love me if I was of no use to you? 10 little words designed to make you squirm, on the surface it's silly and yet I ask it with bated breath. If I couldn't be a wife, if I couldn't be a mother. Would you love me while vulnerable, helpless and weird. If I couldn't clean the house or put food on the table. Would I even be me to you. When my body is not as it once appeared. Do you love me or the things I do. When I'm not quite as useful. When wives get life threatening illness, 1 in 5 husbands leave. Will I be cast aside just as soon. Those don't seem like good odds. Would you build me an enclosure of flowers and dirt. When I'm not quite as pretty, will I end up as hurt? So I'm just asking, if I turned into a worm tomorrow. And could no longer provide you with anything at all, would the love remain? Will you offer me a pocket I'd be safe inside. Or is your love contingent on what I provide. Would you find a terrarium and fill it with mulch and keep me in the bedroom? When I'm not feeling human, stuck here with my pain. Would you spray me with water? It's just nice to imagine that love will remain. Would you keep me alive? Or would you throw me out on to the pavement. So I ask these questions to investigate some sweet hypothetical invertebrate. I think I would make you a house of popsicle sticks. I want to feel safe secure stable and firm. If you were a worm. So I ask, would you love me if I was a worm?

these beautiful monologues belong to these lovely people

so I had a headcanon from a while back that Bumblebee and Cliffjumper are brothers but where both in separete times of "birth".

Like Bumblebee coming into existence during the day while Cliffjumper came around... I believe sunset?

keep in mind, this was my take of that comic piece of both Bumblebee and Cliffjumper.

so by that piece alone, I had a headcanon that there was a third that was "born" during.... some time in the night?

But the catch was that they only looked vaguely familiar from their two older brothers in some cases but very rarely. Hardly outspoken, if they ever spoke at all. Most forget that he's even there due to how silent this guy is and is known to have taken down guys three maybe four times his size.

(he may look like a tiny helpless creature but Primus help anyone that tries to assert their power over this guy. He may be tiny but he is very mighty and his only true best friend is an axe.)

so really it's The SunShined Bee, The Red Demon (or Devil?) and The Dual-Horned Creature of The Night.

Wow, you've put a lot of thought into this.

I've always struggled with creating, much less sharing, any fan character ideas so they're very interesting to me.

I know that in Transformers, split-spark twins exist *cough Sunny and Sides cough* but I don't see why triplets couldn't exist the same way. And I also felt that Cliffjumper was born a little later in the day than Bumblebee from the comic.

Regardless, I'm sure that you'll have a lot of fun out of the third mystery sibling you've created.

just remembered that terf colombine blog i saw, "I'm against violent men... oh no not actual school shooters, i mean trans women using Tumblr"

Various notes I've taken in the first ten minutes of Bad's VOD:

wow thats a lot of people talking at once

oh hey Phil's here I know that guy :D

DID THAT GUY JUST DO A FLIP??

IN SLOW MOTION??

WHUH??

i will continue to keep you guys updated on reactions to minor sillies :> what

spent 2 hours making this last night

Woo hey! This is Yrsa, cohost of the system over at @dropitdoeeyes . Decided to make my own sideblog for non-mechanisms purposes, will make an actual intro post in a little bit. Feel free to stick around if you’d like to see my rambles, linguistics thoughts, toki pona posting, anndd maybe some art

Vespertine made my standards higher and I'm not sure how to feel about it

Had my very first dream about flying last night. Was it amazing? Hell yeah. I spent the whole thing about three feet off the ground being pursued by laughing children trying to pull me back down. The flying was incidental to the roughhousing, although my djinni master was a) very proud of me for achieving it b) very pedantic that it was levitating, not flying

It was mostly about living for thousands of years and witnessing the end of the world and the deaths of children. My subconscious knows about the death of Hamnet and thinks Shakespeare needs a cheap getaway apartment behind the church bell tower.

leaving my hometown again for college soon so me and my friend neil went around the area putting up stickers i made (with the exception of one of the blublus in the last pic, the grey one is neils.) honestly so fun. summer is short, LOL.

you ever just get a really strong urge to flop onto a large pile of blankets bc i sure do

"i like your earrings" ohh so you desire me carnally

Hey! Just wanted to ask, are you comfortable with minors being on here and interacting with you? Because I saw that you’re an adult and sometimes some blogs that are run by adults aren’t comfortable with minors on their page or sending in asks, so just wanted to make sure it’s okay!!

Oh, I'm fine with minors on my page anon.

I don't post nsfw or any other adult content, so as long as they're cool people I'm cool~

I'll only refuse to interact if someone is weird and/or rude and even then I still don't care how old they are. A troll is a troll regardless of age

Thank you for asking though. I appreciate you taking the time to be so considerate~