somethin somethin.. fishnets on arms somethin somethin hair scooped in front of eyes.. somethin somethin Darkiplier cringe..
dialogue from around 13:50 from his latest twitch stream
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He falls and looks at you like this wyd?
Jk he's stuck in a glue trap the dummy
(I am too I followed him and ended up tripping immediately)
Part 2 of me taking a break while rendering @blackkatdraws Narrator by drawing Black Kat's Narrator in an unreferenced and horrendous pose
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it kills me the way alex just didnt give a shit about making good impressions or not to her new hallmates, especially magnus, the first day she arrived in drills. their first talk literally went like this
magnus: ..hey, i saw u before in those shelter homes :)
alex:
🔪🐍👹👹 do you think that makes us friends? 👹👹🐍🔪
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“hey kids! here’s infinite money and two knives. remember to kill your enemies efficiently. peace out” - ed teach
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Dear Narrator,
I enjoyed your sequel, I really did, however I felt like something was... lacking.
-But thats not bad! No! Sometimes the point is to leave something out of reach, to make you feel like all the more powerless in your situation.
...But as I played through your game a itch started to form, it only grew bigger and bigger as I played, and I desperately wanted to name it. It wasnt until I was pressing the up and down buttons on the elevator in the bosses office that I finally realized what the game truly needed.
I think this will revolutionize your game. Seriously. Several years down the line people will be talking about this game to their children, and to their grandchildren, and to their grandbabies and to their lordbabies. People will start building statues made out of The Stanley Parable 2 discs, and the light reflection would start altering bird migration patterns, because thats just how good the game is. All of that, because of this one improvement.
I will summarize what could really help this game in just three words:
grapple hook gameplay
from a hopeful and waiting gamer,
me
Dear sesom732,
Thank you for enjoying The Stanley Parable 2. I hear your demands. If this is truly what's been missing, then I will gladly provide. Soon, we will have the perfect video game. However, to keep up with the current market, this feature will be released through a DLC that you can purchase for the low price of $39.99 US dollars. I promise that it will be worth every penny.
Sincerely,
The Narrator
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Doing Physics homework with @nickydoesadraw
Obviously, there was no possible universe where we could be normal about it
It starts. Relatively normal
Gets a bit messier. Obviously had to have him fishing in the hydroelectric power plant
We were originally going to have him say something here but dear Nick decided that it is a whole lot funnier if we just left it (I wholeheartedly agree)
Oh! Uh oh! He's not doing so well! (The lengths I went to in order to get that FUCKING SCREENSHOT is not a story that you want to be retold! Believe me!)
My favourite bit from that slide is the fact that we're completely going to ignore how it's getting a bit Will's clock-esque and the 'Renewable energy resources are unreliable. This can be counteracted by taking lots of aspirin.' We're literally just going to read over it and pretend like it isn't there
Then, suddenly! And without warning! His encephalitis is fixed!
Thanks for listening to our presentation
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my mom is secretly vessel confirmed???
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shoutout to the guy giving me over 200 notifications going thru my whole renchanting tag i hope you’re having fun
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I'm fucking howling, oh my god, thank you for the digital cake. <3
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