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Uhm uhm uhhh INCREDIBLY self indulgent Trolls Au that's centered around John Dory and Bruce called Beach Bros bc I like them and I think there should be more content surrounding them as a duo *looks at you with my big wet eyes*
EXTREMELY short explanation + design refs under the cut! CW for mentions of drowning
There's a lot I got planned for it but for now the basics is that after I'd say around 8-10 years after Brozone split up, John Dory received the postcard that Bruce sent him. Now bc JD believed none of the other trolls were alive (since he went back after all the pop trolls escaped Bergen Town and found the Troll Tree empty) JD was ECSTATIC to find out that at least one of his brothers was still alive and immediately began searching for Bruce. Took him about a couple of days but eventually JD managed to locate Vacay Island!
And then almost drowned while crossing the waters... On Bruce's fucking wedding day.
After that ordeal, JD decides to live with Bruce and Brandi on Vacay Island!
Again there's a LOT more to it but it's late and I am extremely tired, I'm gonna go to sleep lol. ALSO if y'all have any questions abt the au, feel free to ask! I'd be more than happy to answer them as best as I can :] !!!!
(also while making designs for them I accidentally made JD look much younger than Bruce I think, oops 😔)
#Dreamworks said “lets give Branch not one but TWO cool eldest brothers” and then they cooked#I love Bruce and John Dory so so so so sooo much yall plz bear with me here AUGH#but i HATE drawing their jackets/vests!!! Especially Bruce's vest#so many flowers....#but i draw them anyways havudnsidj#trolls#trolls band together#john dory trolls#trolls john dory#trolls bruce#bruce trolls#beach bros au#cherris canvas#cw near death experience#<- for the almost drowning part#yall i love making AUs so much its unreal
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house md so wonderful and brilliant because it is simultaneously the heaviest, darkest, most serious show about love and loss and how trauma shapes people and the most unhinged thing you'll ever experience.
#and very gay#like seriously.#it’s actually beautiful and profound in so many ways#but that part is often drowned out by the insanity#just like how all the characters in the show are incredibly repressed and use slur-jokes to deflect#house md#hilson#hate crimes md#hugh laurie#rsl#robert sean leonard#gregory house#james wilson#and yes this post is an almost verbatim quote from something i posted earlier today#but i thought it deserved its own post#starlightseraph’s brainrot
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Alan Wake 2 – Behind The Scenes | Alan Wake in the Dark Place
#good morning I'm thinking about him again (as usual) and this version of Drowning Remedy will never release#many thoughts about the last part and that aggressive ''you'll drown here'' followed by a soft almost gentle "you're stuck in a loop''#mark me down as [redacted] and [redacted]#Alan Wake#Alan Wake 2#Matthew Porretta#Remedy Entertainment#🎮#tinyclowntent#// coming back to add that if this was for drowning just imagine the state of this man when he recorded for DBD#and his noises and screams for Scratch as well of course... ANYWAY
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Istg if Araki doesn't make a modern artist reference as a stand or character!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#Jodio after almost being drowned by someone: “so who do you stan”?#jjba Charmingman#guy whose named Charmingman#jodio joestar#jojolands#jjl#jjba 9#jjba part 9
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thought about the expression “big fish in a small pond” too hard and accidentally invented new ocs
#my art#this whole story is extremely self indulgent in a very specific way i don’t think i could explain if i tried#don’t worry about it i’ve just been taken by the madness again#what if you were a depressed divorcee with a dead end job and a drinking problem and somehow through a convoluted series of events#all of these issues were resolved because one day you fell and almost drowned in the ocean#what if you escaped a watery grave in the depths of the uncaring sea because one tiny part of it noticed you#what if you met someone who was better than you in all the ways you thought you cared about#but also had comically exaggerated versions of all your flaws#and it made you realize getting everything you want wouldn’t fix you#and also. and this is very important. what if there was a mermaid and he was so so pretty and sparkly :)#do you see. do you understand the vision here
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Konoha: Wow, it’s so great our double agent within the Uchiha Clan has the selfless Will of Fire, completely cancelling out the possibility for trauma, repressed emotion and deep love to trigger the Curse of Hatred and cause them to sacrifice the many for the few they care about. We can relax and leave it all to him :)
Itachi, trapped on a burning clifftop, wrapping Sasuke in duct tape in preparation to throw him over the edge: ~ I will kill our friends and family to remind ☽ you ☺ of ♬ my ☮ love ☠ ~
#itachi uchiha#naruto meta#i'm not 100% if in either itachi shinden or the manga/anime itachi ever actually talks of the will of fire himself#and technically its a philosophy vs the curse of hatred being part philosophy part kinda genetic environmental mix#but boy oh boy does the general uchiha clan's self interest of not being spied on scapegoats pale against itachi's m.o#its not even exclusively a sasuke thing he drowns a young shinobi who tried to kill kisame for 2 days in tsukuyomi#even though he planned to stab him straight after#and he tortures shisui's killer and everyone who accused him of killing him himself#and basically locks izumi in a snowglobe with just illusionary people and him for 70 years#like will of fire or no it feels like his mindset is right up there with madara-obito-sasuke#its just that part of his single minded love happens to be konoha-directed#like he doesn't have asura's philosophy he has indra's#itachi's goal is peace but his tool is almost exclusively power and fear#with love being something he keeps very private#the ninja world will play nice if he has to hold it at knife-point#not anti itachi he is a mess it's great#he's so bad at being good but could have become so so much worse#like danzou is pretty heavily implied to have chosen itachi to kill his clan the day he graduated so his whole life in konoha\#is just slowly being steered to a slaughter
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The Last of Us - random game screenshots part 2/?
#alex plays tlou#the last of us#tlou#the last of us part 1#tlou game#random game screenshots#ellie williams#joel miller#joel and ellie#the last one is directly after the river scene#which is why they're so fucking dirty lol#almost drowned but its fine
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I- I want a story about a fantastical inventor, who pulls himself up by his bootstraps, aided by a group of quirky and not-as-talented friends with their own skills.
I want the slow drip in-between stage as he rises to success against all odds. And rises. And rises. Pulling away from his friends, warping into what hurt him, a classic 'power corrupts' story. Except the inventor isn't getting carried away by the attention. He's still focused on his inventions. He genuinely wants to bring joy to everyone. He doesn't even notice that that's not what he's doing. Even once the bodies start racking up.
Fuck it, I want Willy Wonka's story to be the psychological thriller that the movie people are trying to convince me doesn't exist.
Like, there are other "fantastical inventor lost his ways" and "capitalist gone rogue" type stories that led to me having this idea. It's such low-hanging fruit and yet... No one has done it.
#THE OOMPAH LOOMPAHS WERE PAID IN CHOCOLATE LIKE THE POLICE CHIEF WAS#AUGUSTUS GLOOP DROWNED IN CHOCOLATE LIKE HIS COMPETITORS ALMOST DID TO HIM#i want the part of the story where he said 'those methods clearly worked for them. why dont i give it a shot?'#wonka 2023#wonka movie#willy wonka
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Not a Dune book purist disappointed by the changes, not tearing my hair off with excitement for Part Two, but a secret third thing (I think it just was not weird enough)
#feels like I’m the only one?#when they let this dune movie *be dune* it’s excellent! I love talking embryo alia! I love jessica and the bene gesserit scheming!#and what they did with chani and the ending is great#but it gets drowned in countless action scenes and comic reliefs - like any other scifi/fantasy flick out there#it almost feels like they where pandering with criticism of the first movie - as if they where afraid of being 'boring' again#part one was so grave so slow it took itself so seriously - and that's why I love it so much#dune#dune part two#cinema#messaggi in bottiglia#recensioni
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i have been blissfully only watching media from before 2010 for the past while that hearing janine say "no tiktok dances" in step class was like being thrown in that river and almost drowning again
#shit caught me so off guard#i saw a comment on one of my avanine fics and now im watching step class bc duh#blissfully existing in a version of the world that existed before the internet was used in the way it is now#jumping back to modern media is so insane like what#the fucking hell are our lives#mis cosas#this statement is untrue but is funnier that way#i did almost drown in a river that part is true
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TW: DROWNING
ok so originally i had this tapped for Atreus Does A Dumb since my dumbass son doesn’t know how to swim even though he lived next to a river for fourteen years and his father literally swam to midgard from greece with a brief layover in egypt but a n y w a y, it’s not actually atreus’ fault he almost drowns here.
it’s odin’s.
odin knows atreus can’t swim, he watched kratos jump into the lake of souls after him. impostýr literally assisted in the rescue.
and yet.
odin still has the raven drop atreus over the asgardian lake of nine.
he has full control of the Raven Transportation System. they drop thrúd off right at the little barn where skjöldr & atreus are chilling, and drop the kids right back in atreus’ room.
so WHY did the all fucker try to drown my son? (it’s control, the answer is control. it’s the same reason why he makes atreus climb the wall and fight heimdall, it’s all control.)
we laugh because we know atreus will be okay (should have learned to swim before midgard froze over) but tbh odin would prob find it funny if he had drowned in the lake.
#tw drowning#cw drowning#tw heights#tw falling#tw water#cw water#the whole rest of this nonsense is still atreus does a dumb#going to asgard was still A Dumb#but the almost drowning part is NOT on atreus#gifs: mine#meta#gif post#god of war spoilers#God of War: Ragnarök#god of war atreus#god of war odin#god of war#ragnarok spoilers
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i always thought there were two ways to rediscover old stories that you don't remember writing and they are 1) oh no i can't look oh no oh no that's embarrassing, and 2) hey? this is pretty cool actually? this sort of really rocks?, but today i've discovered the secret third option. and it's 3) i guess in 2018 i wrote 1500 words of original fiction about thor (the norse god) and the easter bunny (the easter bunny) on a blind first date in a starbucks and it's a little haunting that this reads pretty much the same as most genuine fluffy scenes i've ever written, but littered with egg puns
#i wrote this for a contest on a tiny website and i checked. i did win that contest. i did win#but the prompt was mythology and i. i'm not sure. this is what anyone had in mind#but clearly i did so. it exists. it's implied that the easter bunny has a dating history with santa#but they didn't work out because this version of the easter bunny can summon chocolate eggs at will and santa wants a beach body#and thor had a previous date with arachne which failed because. she fell into her coffee?? and almost drowned??#and i know describing it like that makes it sound like absurd comedy but it's not. not really. which is honestly vaguely uncanny#also i don't REMEMBER any of this coming from my brain but oh my god. is it clearly something that came from my brain#if nothing else the egg puns cinch it fjdkfjdk.#this is part of a 64k treasure trove of things i wrote in 2011-2018 for tiny writing contests of which i remember almost nothing so. uh oh#*
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the betraying holts ending fight with tyler is still the CRAZIEST sequence of the whole game to me. he is practically spitting and seething with jealousy over vince choosing dante over him. because like, that's what it's all about! he can rattle off it's about dale's death all he wants but he normally lets that go otherwise. his raw visceral anger in that scene is truly about him trusting vince and expecting vince to trust him in turn ( also insane behavior btw! ) ... believing vince at his word even though vince is soooo clearly lying, and isn't trying all that hard to cover his ass actually. he sees the pager and the messages and acts like a wife who got cheated on and THEN he sees vince shake hands with dante and loses his entire shit. will ATTACK the guy literal seconds after contact. everything about the scene just makes me rear back in my chair and go oh, oh, tyler this is so embarrassing. you should not care this much. having friends and other relationships before this moment would've saved you a world of grief imma be real
#im normal about the pool scene ( lying )#tyler really said you liked dante??? more than ME??? die#because. this is the one death tyler will execute and it's sooo purposeful#all his other murders are so instinctive. he shoots sam and then joyce out of a pure emotional response ( at a distance! )#and when it HITS him what he's done ( because he didnt even really know he was doing it ) his whole tough guy act crumbles#but with vince he is consciously making the choice to murder him and hunt him down and chase him#like ... tyler is soo in his feelings and hurt. this is sooo personal to him and him only lol#hence why it's such a violent manner of death too!! like tyler has ample time to think about what he's doing#since drowning isnt instant and he's forced to be pressed close to vince the whole time#idk ... its just inchresting to me. double inchresting there's so many parts that almost read as a mockery of a loving gesture#vince can cradle tyler's face in his hands two times!!!! after they're stopped they pose in such a comfortable way ...#anyway i just. oh pool scene. you crazy bitch
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I want to thank Misha Collins for inspiring me to do things that, for legal reasons, I cannot disclose online
and no, this is not a joke. Misha, through GISH especially, showed me not just the power of art-as-activism, but what creative modes function best in that setting, and how to organize and lead such efforts.
what I've done with that knowledge, again, would be legally dangerous to admit online
but I'm so happy I know how to do it. I've become a leader in my community, and a supporter of large and powerful movements.
specifically, those spaces know me as an artist. an artist with endless and diverse creative ideas, who knows no fear, takes no shit and is especially good at resistance and point-making via "funny" and lighthearted art.
would Misha approve of what I'm doing?
most likely, FUCK no he wouldn't
he's made himself damn clear where he stands on this stuff, even via silence alone
but I have him to thank anyway.
#misha collins#misha fucking collins#supernatural#love the character hate(?) the actor#Dont Meet Your Heroes.jpg#no ethical celebrities under capitalism#listen I'll meme on and cheer on Misha forEVER but know I have zero respect for him as a person at this point#“Misha Collins” the celebrity/public figure? hilarious. memeworthy. what the fuck is wrong with this man#actual human person Misha Collins? yikes. ik exactly what the fuck is wrong with this man and its Rich White Dude Syndrome#i feel like its a good day to mention that celebrities are putting on an act even when they act as themselves#fuck! im getting to know that firsthand rn!#for a far less controversial example see Jensen Ackles being a Total Deangirl Freak(i love him) and only wearing green at photoshoots#vs Jensen Ackles flying to hawaii to do a golf tournament while wearing khaki kneeshorts#btw I dont think this makes all actors bad or is a bad thing. its just part of the nature of celebrity.#the spn characters > the actors “in character” as spn actors > the blandest rich white texan men you'll ever see (they are v pretty though)#long ass tags#headcoldposting sry coherence is gone#I personally try to “play myself” on camera as principled organized and well-spoken. creative but clear on the movement's goals#in actuality I'm panicking almost 24/7. I drown myself in destiel angst nonstop and 50% of my internal monologue is in Old English.
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anyways I need so desperately to meet other people whose family is all still in Iran. No shade to the few Iranian friends I’ve had/have but like. Well one of them was like “I would like to go but I just can’t with the government like that” and one reason they can be that comfortable saying that is because a lot of their extended family is here in the us. If I said that then I would never get to see anyone from my extended family. like do you understand how there’s no choice in that situation for me.
#vt.talk#a lot of people in my family have died (part of the effect of having a very large family) and yet I’ve never been to one funeral#it’s because plane tickets are expensive and my family has for the most of my life been in a state where we have to save for these things#there’s a lot of experiences I realize now that I ‘missed out on’ because the money my parents could’ve put towards other things went to#family or visiting family. I’m not upset. I’m glad I’ve gotten to meet with my extended family. I think it’s been better#but it makes you. it makes.#also at least my family’s entire thing is that the last is painful and if you stay on it you will drown#I’ve gotten scolded. kinda. for showing a lot of emotion over things like this. also the whole no one will believe you if you’re emotional#which when I think of how mossadeghs emotions were used against him. ough.#but yeah it comes into play now when people around me are like :o this thing in history/the present day is so horrible I’m so mad!!!#and I’m sitting here almost emotionless. I hate myself for it sometimes.#whatever rant over
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Find the word tag because Today is the Day
Tagged by @oh-no-another-idea
Let's see if I post this the day I started writing it or if it goes to die in my drafts
Fish (??? i honestly just started writing. dunno what this was for)
(He didn't know if a dead pufferfish was just as dangerous as a live one. Ryan would know.)
(The next morning, out of curiosity, he found himself asking. The boy seemed a little startled by the question, but he lit up at seeing that he was the expert in that subject. He shook his head, but said that you shouldn't touch them, anyways.
"Don't people eat 'em sometimes?" Sam asked, through a bite of oatmeal. He gestured wildly with his hands.
"Yeah, but there's a certain way to cut them, I think." Ryan and Logan's answer was simultaneous.)
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Fuel (Leo kills a man)
That fueled the fire like gasoline. With a sudden surge of adrenaline, Leo dodged the swing that came her way and placed a well-aimed foot into the boy's stomach. He fell back, threw a clump of dirt at Leo, and she took the opportunity.
He was on his back and Leo stomped hard on his neck, earning several screams behind her.
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Feeling (cw for body horror I think)
Dylan pointedly did not look up, as the hand started to tighten. The demon's skin was ashy and gray, the hand thin and bony, black veins protruding through the cold skin. It wore a loose, turquoise shirt, and a white lab coat that nearly reached the floor.
Shooting a quick glance at Ryan, he had not yet noticed. Dylan didn't want to move, afraid of the demon's nails clawing at their skin. With a quiet hum of Ryan's name and a swift kick at the ground, their friend looked up, shot to his feet, looking terrified of the demon. Dylan didn't blame him, though they had yet to get the pleasure of looking at it.
Reluctantly, Dylan moved their head up, meeting the gaze of what they assumed was supposed to be Leo.
It had the same face, though gray and pale, black stripes slashed over its mouth. It had the same golden eyes, though bloodshot and glowing yellow, and it had the same brown hair tied up behind its head, thin and disheveled.
It opened its mouth, and the skin on its lips stuck together, sewn up like a doll, as it smiled big, lacking teeth.
This was an easy contender for one of the worst days of their life.
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Float(ed) (drowning tw)
The rotting wood creaked under his feet, mold and moss lining the cracks in black wood. Red waves crashed harmlessly against the poles. Through murky water, he could see arms floating.
If Dylan were here, they wouldn't have hesitated to go into the water. They'd have already found Elliot by now. Lucas would've been out ages ago. That was why they were taken away, they were too determined to find Elliot. Ryan wasn't determined enough.
If he didn't find Elliot, he wouldn't get Dylan back, and if he didn't get Dylan back, he'd be stuck here forever. With that thought in mind, he took a deep breath, willed himself to move, and stood right on the edge of the docks, and tilted ever so slightly forwards.
He plunged into the water, in what felt familiar. The water, this time, was red instead of murky blue, and when he was pushed into the lake at the fair, there wasn't a hand around his wrist, pulling him down. This time, there was, and he had screamed at the realization. Bloody water entered his lungs, tasting distinctly like iron, getting colder and darker the further they went.
He latched onto the pole holding the docks, digging his fingers into moss, reaching up for the surface. A hand grabbed onto his, pulling him out of freezing water. Jaxon held him close, shouting at a group of kids, frantically apologizing. Ryan didn't do much but shake, huddled against the safe figure of his friend.
Jaxon wasn't there this time. No one was there. He did not know whose arm was dragging him so deep underwater
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Sad to say I don't have fancy 😔
Words: Stake, stale, severe, shadow, sandwich
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+open tag of course
#demon leo was fun#ive got a lot to say about elliot making his notably favorite sibling literally the scariest thing ever dream arc#ive got a lot to say about that part of dahlia in general#leo's jaw is just unhinged like a snake#dylan's having a bad day all around tbh#jaxon didnt pull him out of the water if i remember#YEAH i just checked he got himself out. jaxon was too busy cursing people out#love him even tho he almost let ryan drown#i couldnt think of what to write for the last word so uhh sandwich#writing#original work#writeblr#wip: forget me not (series tag)#writeblr tag games
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