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stupendousschlong · 2 years
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"She was deeply in love with
the world and its wonders
but regrettably never herself."
Beau Christopher Taplin, The Wild Heart.
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stupendousschlong · 2 years
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She fell for boys
like rain-
suddenly,
then all at once.
It was no use
trying to change this
fact, rather
best to wait indoors.
Beau Christopher Taplin, The Wild Heart.
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stupendousschlong · 2 years
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"Running my fingertips
down your spine
and across your mouth
was the most beautiful
way I ever dismantled myself."
Beau Christopher Taplin, The Wild Heart.
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stupendousschlong · 2 years
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I recall her like a dream,
in strange hues and settings,
some of the story missing;
a brief flash of a kiss,
conversations forgotten.
I recall her like a dream,
the details are distant,
blurry and fleeting
and if all dreams have meaning,
these are my mistakes
back to
haunt me.
Beau Christopher Taplin, The Wild Heart.
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stupendousschlong · 2 years
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forcing love where it does not belong is very much like hammering a jigsaw piece into the wrong puzzle-
but if you are patient
place each part
with great heart
you will be rewarded
with an artwork
worth every moment
Beau Christopher Taplin, The Wild Heart
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stupendousschlong · 2 years
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The perpetuated willingness to ruin the undeserving ephemeral good moments in my life has provided me with a comfort I can't escape.
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stupendousschlong · 2 years
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‘how do I download pdf’: laughable, obvious shorthand for completely tech-incompetent old people
‘how do I edit pdf’: deep mystery our top technologists are still working on to this day
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stupendousschlong · 2 years
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Hey did you know I keep a google drive folder with linguistics and language books  that I try to update regularly 
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stupendousschlong · 2 years
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Nobody talks about that poor chicken who had to suffer for one madman’s visual shitpost. I don’t think that chicken consented to becoming human.
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stupendousschlong · 2 years
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Diogenes, furiously plucking the feathers off of a chicken: i’ll show you a god damn “featherless biped”
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stupendousschlong · 2 years
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diogenes was the original “eat the rich”
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stupendousschlong · 2 years
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sure i’m “mentally ill” in this day and age but i would have been a philosopher if i was born with a dick in ancient greece. just look at diogenes
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stupendousschlong · 2 years
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In an alternate universe chicken Diogenes barged into chicken Plato’s place holding up a human that had been tarred and feathered and yelled “Behold a man!”
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stupendousschlong · 2 years
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In a rich man’s house there is no place to spit but his face.
Diogenes.
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stupendousschlong · 2 years
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Nothing funnier than rich white men idolising Diogenes. Like okay, go abandon all your capital and publicly masturbate in a barrel then
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stupendousschlong · 2 years
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"rich men still shit"
— diogenes of sinope, 395 bce
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stupendousschlong · 2 years
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“In a rich man’s house there is no place to spit but his face.” - Diogenes
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Brilliant.
Simply brilliant.
Side note: Does anyone know if a certain Bezos, J. has heard of this quote? Asking for a friend.
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