Billy: Yeah, well, I hate you.
Steve: No you don’t.
Billy, bitterly: No, I don’t.
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Steve: Do you ever just see something that changes your life and you're just "huh".
Billy: I saw you.
Steve: Honestly that's so gay and sweet and it really makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a photo of a drawing of Harrison Ford as a turkey.
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Steve: I'm going to talk to Dustin. He shoved me the other day.
Billy: So, are you strangling him before or after this "talk"?
Steve: I'm going to let him vent, get it all out.
Billy: If it were me, I'd kick him to death. But we all have our own way of handling things.
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Eddie: You probably had a maid growing up. You seem like the type.
Steve: No? We had a housekeeper.
Robin: Do you hear yourself sometimes? Like, when you talk?
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Billy [waking up after being sedated]: Where am I?
Billy [seeing Steve nearby]: Is this heaven?
Dustin: He's awake!
Billy: Oh, God. It's hell.
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Max: Hey, can I get some dating advice?
Billy: Just because I’m with Steve doesn’t mean I know how I did it.
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Dustin: I drink to forget, but I always remember.
Steve: You’re drinking orange juice.
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Billy: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
Eddie: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.
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Billy: You owe it to me as my sister to tell me what you really think!
Max: Okay. You're a narcissist, you're a sociopath, you're probably a psychopath...
[Twenty minutes later]
Max: ...you're paranoid, sexist, and you make fun of the elderly.
Billy: Those are just quirks!
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Steve: Are you crazy?!
Billy: Legally, no. There’s not a word for my condition.
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Billy: The only Wall of Fame I've been on was my favourite bar, Tom Bergin's, for inventing something called the Tequila Bong.
Steve: What is that?
Billy: I do not remember.
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Billy: Believe me, you won’t like me when I’m angry.
Robin: I don't like you right now.
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Steve: I can't have sex without love.
Billy: Aw, that's so sad.
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Billy: Hey.
Steve:
Billy: I just insulted you. Now you're supposed to insult me back; there's a rhythm to this thing man.
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Billy: Jealousy or hatred?
Billy: It's so hard to choose; it's like having to choose between one child or the other–
Billy: Hatred. [Turns back to look at Max] Listen here, you little shit!
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Billy: I'm guessing you're one of those who's got a big urge to reach out to people?
Steve: Yup!
Billy: Fight that.
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Eddie: And once again, Eddie and Billy save the day!
Steve: You didn't do anything. It was all Billy.
Eddie: We're a package deal. Everyone knows that.
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