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squishysnake · 1 day

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Have You Seen This Inkfish? ⬇️

Now You Have ⬆️

#breaks my tumblr silence to be totally normal about this girl #shut up darkly #darkly plays splatoon

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squishysnake · 1 month

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currently coping being totk-less with midna twilight princess lol…. (also a redraw of this!) but hopefully it isn’t too delusional of me to wish for some nods to the twili in tears of the kingdom ; Q ;

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#art reblog #legend of zelda #twilight princess #midna #hot wife

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squishysnake · 2 months

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First and only thought

#god #art reblog #splatoon #agent 8 #off the hook #pearl #marina

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squishysnake · 2 months

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“oh no, my audience has begun to guess the big twists of my story and are accurately predicting what will happen!”

incorrect response: write the rest of the story to be as twisty, shocking and counter to expectations as possible, regardless of whether this is a logical or satisfying way for the plot to go

correct response:

#gravity falls #alex hirsch

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squishysnake · 2 months

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mosquitos the instant spring starts:

#lmfao #videos #tf2 #medic

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squishysnake · 3 months

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summer minayle because why not i guess! ☀️

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#women!#art reblog #koyorin #monster hunter #minayle #cuties

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squishysnake · 4 months

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It doesn't matter if it's your OC, you shouldn't lewd a minor

Finneas is a 24 year old grown man.

#merry christmas

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squishysnake · 4 months

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[CM] BittyCharms

#cwute.....#art reblog #lunaris #cuties #furries

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squishysnake · 4 months

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Can you show us more oil. Please

here's her showing off her power star

and here's her launching a psychic attack

#oil!#cats #cute #favorite

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squishysnake · 4 months

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my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

#oil!#cats #cute #favorite

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squishysnake · 5 months

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#shut up darkly #darkly plays splatoon

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squishysnake · 5 months

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let's see if any of you notice what was wrong before I did

#shut up darkly #darkly plays splatoon #darkly clips

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squishysnake · 5 months

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Another productive Big Run under the belt 🥚 Much love to all of my homies as usual for being based and goatpilled 💜

#shut up darkly #darkly plays splatoon

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squishysnake · 5 months

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they're really on a quest to one-up themselves with increasingly unhelpful Big Shot cannon spots, huh

#shut up darkly #darkly plays splatoon

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squishysnake · 5 months

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#autism #self care

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squishysnake · 5 months

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hiring a wizard to break whatever curse is holding henry kissingers shitty body together and laughing with childish glee as he instantly collapses into individual limbs like a lego character

#Apollo.#politics #death mention

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squishysnake · 5 months

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The fact that I have almost 1200 kills between Cohozuna and Horrorboros but 3800 Big Shots means that I haven't even been averaging 4 Big Shots per successfully bagged king. I need 10x the amount of Big Shots as kings for their badges. This sucks.

So, amazing news: Splatnet finally updated so that you can check your total boss kills under the Work tab, where the Big Run and Eggstra Work high scores are

Abominable news: Big Shots are more fucking joever than I ever could've expected

#shut up darkly #darkly plays splatoon

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