Hey, send in a Marvel character and a prompt or something and I'll give you headcanons!

(Can be X reader or a ship!)

Guess something about me and I’ll respond with true or false

Can I get a marvel ship please? I’m pansexual and nonbinary and I have short red hair, glasses, and freckles. I’m a giant dork and I love books, musicals, tech theater, singing, and dogs. I suffer from depression and anxiety and have hella low self esteem but I cover it up with jokes and sarcasm. I hate most people, but once I find someone I love and trust I’m insanely loyal and would do anything for them.

I think I'd ship you with Loki!At first I feel as if he'd act towards you with distaste but with time, and much effort on your part, he'd start to open up to you.He isn't familiar with midgarian theatre but definitely has an interest with it (although he'll deny it most times) and finds some of your 'dorky' traits to be some of the most desirable.Being genderfluid (it's actually cannon btw, don't @ me) sometimes he understands you being nonbinary.However, there is one thing he dislikes about you and that has to be your low self-esteem that you seem to ignore . He doesn't mind the jokes but sometimes he worries. He doesn't get close to everyone and he just doesn't want to lose you, he often reminds you of his love for you and never wants you to doubt that he cares. 💖✨(This is so ooc,, I'm sorry,,,,)

Bruce Banner X Male!Reader - the baker.

Bruce Banner X Male!Reader

warnings: only slight sexual themes towards the theme

he/him pronouns used for reader

**i pretty much ignore most of the events after the avengers b/c it’s so jumbled and hard to keep the timeline correct so nothing of that sort will be addressed in this fic (i am not sorry about this lol)

**bruce is around his canon age ~45-50 and reader is in their early-to-mid 30s **probs ooc….

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“Hey, Bruce buddy,” Tony started as soon as he spotted the man walking into his lab, “Can you go pick up my order from that bakery I always go to? It’s less than a block away, I’ll let you get whatever you want.”

Bruce sighed, he thought he was being summoned by Tony for a more important reason. Not to be an errand boy.

“Are you that busy that you had to call me from my lab? I could have been in the middle of something,” He exasperated, already sliding his arms into his light jacket.

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(thanks for the reply!) for marvel ship: im female (and gay), vaguely funny and sometimes very sarcastic. i like quiet activities, making things and hugs

I ship you with Shuri. Mostly because Shuri can be quiet and calm and could just hang out and read and cuddle and be cute, but she can also be really funny and sarcastic and can take a joke well. Plus you could get some nice over-protective-girlfriend-who-texts-you-every-five-minutes-and-will-stab-a-man-for-catcalling-you moments, and those are always fun.- 🎲

what type of stuff do you need to know for marvel ships?

Basic stuff, like... interests, vague physical appearance (optional), what's gender/s you're romantically attracted to and possibly gender.It doesn't have to be much ❤️- ♠️

Hey so I’m opening Marvel ships

Y'all know the drill

(ask box only)

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Welcome to the matrix b i t c h e s

so, um, there's two of us now

(Previously Spade-anon)

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When you see your own post on your dash

Hey so I'm opening Marvel ships

Y'all know the drill

(ask box only)

aaa thanks !! 💖✨✨

aaa can I pl e a se get a marvel ship?? I have a really bad sense of humour and tend to be the only one laughing at my jokes half the time. I like to look of the bright side but of course that's hard, y'know?? I'm kinda short for a dude but I think I make up for that with my ego adding to my height, to be honest. Um, I'm really not athletic, like if I have to run I'll just so, honestly walking puts me in a lot of pain as it is but I actually love sports?? aLso S T E M IS COOL MY DUDE??? - ♠️

I ship you with…

Marvel: Tony Stark

Tony would be a great match for you! He’s pretty short compared to the other male Avengers and has a large ego, so he’d relate with you. Tony is all for STEM seeing as he focuses a lot on the technology aspect. He’ll roll his eyes at your bad jokes and chuckled, but he makes bad jokes all the time too. He admires how hard you try to be optimistic and it really helps him.

i think peter and ned would get super excited about a spiderman happy meal toy bc theyre good kids and i lvoe them 🕷️🕸️

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