like making out with a mermaid 🐟🐠🐙 (at Sushi Lounge on Market)

@rubiekscube likes my face and it makes me confused. 📷: @hashtagryan #versus

All I see is 💎💎 #1311 #1311dtla #miryamlumpini #iloveher (at 1311)

The second episode of Bitter Swede is now out on YouTube! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kHugECjMh8A&list=PLVeG7375ynD5jXossJGPhCNVwFVAMSwb5 or click on LINK IN BIO📺📺📺 please subscribe for more. big thanks to Matt Stettner & Kaycee Dratnol ❤ #BITTERSWEDE (at Hillside Hollywood)

HI BUTTHOLES

Watch BITTER SWEDE episode 1 - "All Swedish Girls"!!!

Bitter Swede

Episode 1: "All Swedish Girls"

by beautiful beast @miryamlumpini 💖 may also be interpreted as a hand reaching for my left boob. #1311 #1311DTLA #enchantedrose (at 1311 Downtown LA)

LAST HALLOWEEN I GAVE YOU MY HEART 🔪💔

Episode two of Matt's Kitchen: "Taco 'Bout Brothers"

The very first episode of Matt's Kitchen: "Egg McLovins"

🍴Dinner!! ❤❤❤ #food #guacamole #lowcarb #lchf

Low carb fried chicken ("breaded" with almond flour) tossed in hot sauce with an awesome salad!! 🍗🍎 #lchf #food (at Hillside Avenue, LA, CA)

Gudd lukkin peepl⚓ #swedishgirls #blondes #cool #wow #sexy #celebrities

Tween-bindor! I wish I was 13 and could get away with buying these in a week and a half (I still can). #marketing #consumertargeting #buyology #genious (at Ralphs)

Singin' the blues.

Probably true. #louisiana #creationism #