my only complaint is that the paws appear when you boop someone and not when someone boops you. I want to be scrolling and minding my own business and suddenly get whapped by a cat paw

Short Prompt #1357

“Is there… anything I can help you with?” the summoned demon asked awkwardly. Their tone of voice was so much different than expected that even the human became uncertain.

“Uh…” Human eloquently began. “Are you… the Devourer Of Worlds?”

The demon cringed weirdly at the name. “Kinda…? That was actually my dad’s title but he’s not around anymore sooo… I guess it’s mine now.”

Short Prompt #1356

“You seem surprised,” the dragon rumbled, holding their rider under them with amusement.

“I-I mean… you can talk!” the human exclaimed, drawing a laugh from their partner. “H-How…? I always knew you more than just an animal but…”

“It is thanks to our bond,” Dragon explained. “Since our first battle together, I knew we were the perfect match.”

The dragon nuzzled their head against Humans, purring loudly. “We have gotten close over the years, close enough for you to finally understand me.”

Short Prompt #1355

“My Lord! Please! Let us have some time with the human too!” the kobolds cried out in clear want, eyeing their master’s pet.

The dragon laughed, stroking the mewling human beneath him. “So impatient today, my horde! But you know the rules…”

The human moaned wantonly with a skilled roll of Dragon’s hips, tantalizing the kobolds.

“...I get my fill first.”

Short Prompt #1354

“Hello again, little diamond,” the dragon greeted, craning its long neck down to meet their guest.

“H-Hello, my Lord,” the human shyly replied, flustered by the beast’s adoring gaze.

The two of them have been meeting for quite a while now, Human having somehow gained the mighty Mountain Lord’s fancy. The dragon was the guardian of their village, and Human often came to visit them with offerings.

Speaking of, they opened the basket they had brought with them, revealing the newest gift. “I have something for you.”

“Do you?” the dragon asked cheekily, knowing they would never visit empty-handed.

“Yes!” The human showed off the glistening pieces of crystal and ore they had fished up from the nearby river. “I hope they are to your liking?” “My shining pearl, anything from you will be to my liking.”

Short Prompt #1353

“Enemy knight,” the woods whispered with a voice unseen. “You dare enter the Dark One’s domain?”

The traveler pulled their horse to a stop, and looked out into the forest with a steel gaze. The tall trees cast thick shadows upon the ground, hiding the monsters lurking within.

“I desire an audience with your master,” they announced, “and I will not leave until my wish has been granted.”

Short Prompt #1352

“I am truly sorry, Servant,” the old priest whispered in condolence, placing a weak hand on the servant’s shoulder. “But out of everyone here, you are the most suitable for this position.”

“It’s quite alright,” Servant assured, putting on the bright smile they were known for. “I know we have to keep the demon at bay. If anything, it’s an honor to be this year's sacrifice!”

The priest looked them over silently, giving them a pitying look. He couldn't find anything else to say, and only mumbled a simple goodbye before leaving them be.

The moment the door closed behind him, the servant fell to their knees. Despair struck their heart the same way Demon’s fangs would soon pierce their soul.

Short Prompt #1351

“Such vile creatures, aren’t they?” the guard asked as he sneered at the chained dragon.

The scaly beast lay at his feet, starved and wounded. It could only stare back with equal disdain, lacking the strength to growl or hiss.

Beside the man, a renowned beast slayer stood studying the defeated creature. “Worry not,” they said, “I shall bring an end to this filth.”

“Good. We’ll finally be rid of this thing.”

The guard nodded before turning to leave. Behind him, the dragon watched with wide eyes as the slayer’s spear pointed towards the man’s back and was swiftly thrust through his heart.

Sooo, guess who just made a Pillowfort account?

Yep! Thats me!

Tumblr just keeps giving me more reasons to take my stuff elsewhere, so I finally am. I dunno if I'll stop posting on here entirely, probably not but we'll see.

I'll definitely be moving my writing onto there, might even clean up all the old stuff too.

Anyway, you can follow me on Pillowfort here!

Everybody’s talking about KOSA but no one is talking about the nonsense bill S-210 that even the NDP is supporting, and will have far-reaching implications for privacy for all Canadians. Imagine having to scan your face every time you want to access websites that MAY contain adult material? And what will the government consider adult material? So many websites, including this one, may decide to just outright ban access to Canadians. Btw, the unelected senator who proposed the bill is herself a fan of KOSA.

Here's some more info:

KOSA IS GETTING FORCED THROUGH ATTACHED ARE SCRIPTS FOR EITHER A DEM OR REP SENATOR CALL NOW PLEASE

Hey girl, idk if I'm losing it, but I can't find one of my favorite stories you wrote. It's been a while but I wanted to read it again!

It was the kinda suggestive story where Sidekick secretly likes both Hero and Villian, and during/after a fight, they two tease Sidekick together.

Am I insane and making that up or do you remember which one I'm talking about? Surely I'm not makeing this up

Thanks love!

-detrimentaly curious lurker

Hi! So sorry for the late reply, real life had me busy!

Anyway, I've looked through both my prompts and short stories and unfortunately haven't found anything that matched this description. So, I believe it must've been written by someone else.

If any writers reading this feel like the story might've been theirs, feel free to reblog this post with a link! Perhaps anon will find this mysterious story yet 😁👍

Good.

Arachne’s Curse pattern is up and available for Intermediate crocheters size S-5XL 💅

Psssssst. I was rereading LN13 and was curious, 1, HOW many powers does Supervillain have‽‽‽ And 2, do any of the other servants *know* about Servant and Supervillain? Cause I count at least 3 instances that are either meant to be fun for us as the audience, or allude to Servant maybe having been a liiiittttle too loud

I will now crawl back into my corner and hide

-LT

Well! Let's see...

Supervillain has a quite a handful! I haven't decided on a proper list yet, but unlike most other characters in the story, Supervillain isnt human, hence why they're so overpowered. Their powers are, however, closely linked to shadows and darkness.

Good question ;))) I think that at the very least, Eliza is very aware of what's going on between those two. The other servants and such, meanwhile, are kind of assuming based off of vibes and Supervillain's favoritism towards Servant.

Also, dunno if you're aware but I am rewriting LN13! The original got a bit out of hand but I've got some fun ideas for it <3

PLEASE NEVER STOP WRITING PLANT CHARACTERS... (not meaning to force you to write more plants in any way,,,,,but still it would make me incredibly happy…)

-Gardener anon

I WONT STOP!!!

I love em too much to stop <33

. genuinely thought the plant story was gonna be all wholesome and sweet so you can imagine the way i kind of LITTERALLY GASPED when i saw the sneak peak ….. not complaining though …….

-gardener anon

Oh it will get spicy! Yes yes yes!

Tho that sneek peek happens to be for a different story! (Still with a plant-like monster tho ;]) But I have the next part of Floral Affections in the works, so it hopefully wont take too long!

Probably should've elaborated on that, sorry for the confusion!

ALSO, things are gonna get a lil spicy in the next part of FA too, dont worry ;))) Their breakfast date is gonna get exciting hehehehehe