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donald duck: occupation: the family embarrassment
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Donald, laying facedown on the floor: listen everything is totally fine
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Lena: I wanna be in love but also yikes.
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Louie: my only talent is breathing.
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Louie: I'm not sure how many cookies it takes to be happy, but so far it's not twenty seven.
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Violet: if you ask me what book I'm reading I'll either go into a long winded and enthusiastic summary of the entire thing or just lift the book to show you the title and keep reading.
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Violet: I don't understand why people think that technology is making us antisocial. I will ignore you just as easily with a book as I will with my cell phone.
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jose: what's the word for horny but not in like a sexual way? like I'm horny for halloween, but i don't want to fuck a pumpkin, you feel?
donald: do you. mean.... excited?
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donald: come on guys we're going
panchito: shotgun!
jose: aw but you had it last ti-
panchito: no, i found a shotgun! *cocks gun* and i want front seat! :)
#source: vine#ducktales#incorrect quotes#donald duck#panchito pistoles#jose carioca#mod frog#the three caballeros
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jose: I fucked up. I was helping dewey with his math homework, and told him to “hold up 11 fingers” and he started to panic and I didn't realize why until he screamed “UNCLE JOSE I ONLY HAVE TEN!!”
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huey: what's one of your biggest weaknesses?
louie: im uncooperative
huey: ok give me an example
louie: no.
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Webby: imagine if your fridge did what you do to it every day, every half hour goes to your room, opens the door and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves.
Dewey: that's terrifying actually.
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Louie: my only talent is breathing.
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Huey: the worst part of parallel parking is the witnesses.
Louie: no witnesses if you're bad enough at parallel parking.
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therapist: I believe you said that your childhood experience was satisfactory?
donald: no, you misheard me. I said it was a “sadness factory”.
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huey: don’t break someone’s heart, they only have one!
webby: yeah break their bones. they have 206 of those
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louie: a spoon full of nutella counts as lunch right?
huey: louie that will kill you.
louie: im only allergic to like 4 things in it
huey: exhibit a.
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donald: me, jose, and panchito-
della: are getting married?
donald: what? no. we-
della: sit down. i planned the whole thing
#ducktales#incorrect quotes#donald duck#della duck#jose carioca#panchito pistoles#the three cabarellos
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