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snake-plushie · 2 months

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“You’re abusing the power of the ring!!!” They say as I manifest a large pair of glasses, a buck tooth and a speech bubble saying ‘Erm, achtuallly’ on to and next to their head.

#dc comics #shitpost #those blue people in there robes core #I’m so funny why don’t people like me or my posts please I’ll do anything

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snake-plushie · 2 months

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If that big ass stadium camera ever pans to me at a game I’m throwing up a gang sing and dying three hours later to gang violence and you have my word on that.

#i have no idea what tags to add to this cruciferous bullshit #just found out my last post got like 14 notes we’re so back

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snake-plushie · 3 months

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Tally Hall’s ‘Ruler of Everything’ used to make me cry on the floor whenever I listened to it as a kid but I just kept listening to it even though it gave me mental breakdowns, I don’t know why.

#tally hall

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snake-plushie · 4 months

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My taste in women is so aligned with lesbians That I regularly get recommended bots on AI apps that have wlw or lesbian roleplay in the description. I’m a man.

#my thoughts #ally

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snake-plushie · 4 months

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Ok so this is gonna sound offensive, but I don’t really care because two people at most will see this. What do you call that artstyle that’s like:

Black and White Drawing

Woman

Either really casual or really formal attire

Tattoos (optional)

Cigarette/Blunt/Vape (optional)

Shoulder length black hair

Really pretty

Really glossy features (especially lips)

Sitting, usually on an apartment balcony (optional)

Beanie (optional)

I have no idea what to call this artstyle except lesbian.

#genuinely curious #not homophobic #lgbtqia+#help

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snake-plushie · 4 months

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Tumblr is my favorite social media because in addition the funny, I get little extra crumbs of dopamine in the reblogs tags and comments.

#tumblr #best social media

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snake-plushie · 5 months

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What if like a fourth dimension rebellious teenager has one of those mini ecosystems in a jar on his windowsill and it’s us and he’s on an earth where everything is the same but billions times larger and what if he’s also in a terrarium that’s even bigger and it just keeps going and nobody knows about the levels of terrariums.

#Is that what god is?#was Jesus just a caterpillar he put in the terrarium #i swear I’m not high #shower thoughts #i redownloaded tumblr to post this

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snake-plushie · 8 months

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Wonderful News my mental state is fixed I found the dog and I pet it for like two minutes straight.

#great day #wonderful day #amazing day

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snake-plushie · 8 months

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I’m literally so distraught right now, I tried to pet a dog in Red Dead Redemption 2 and I accidentally pressed O instead of square and I kicked the dog instead of petting it and it ran away and I can’t find it and my day is genuinely ruined, this a crisis. It was a retriever and it was so cute. I tried to load my last save but I saved over it instead so now I can’t go back.