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Gryffindor: So... mind if I ask about the skull in your room?
Slytherin: Sure. Which one?
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Hufflepuff: I’m going to ask you to be respectful to everyone we see today.
Slytherin: And I’m going to politely decline.
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Slytherin: I like words for things that are literally just what it is.
Slytherin: Like manslaughter.
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first and last appearances from a - z:
Draco Malfoy (Philosopher’s Stone - Deathly Hallows Part II)
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My little brother has brain cancer
We found out in 2016:
see that little dot piece of shit, that’s the cancer that has been destroying his life,
he has $4k of medical expenses medicaid wont cover because the government would rather let poor people fucking die than actually give a shit.
If you want to help my little brother with his medical expenses so he can get some important work done
you can donate here:
https://www.paypal.me/trevorth3
here is his gofundme he made:
https://www.gofundme.com/5zmzcj-help-me-afford-medical-treatment
If not it’d be cool if you could spread this around, no pressure though. thank you for reading and have a nice day.
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“ or perhaps in slytherin
you’ll make your real friends ”
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Slytherin: I’ve got my vampire costume, accessories and 12 gallons of blood
Hufflepuff: Oh my gosh... It’s fake blood, right?
Slytherin: ...sure
#slytherin#hufflepuff#harry potter#harry potter series#conversations#true slytherin#stereotypes#slytherin pride#slytherin things#I love Hufflepuff#Hufflepuff pride#ravenclaw#gryffindor#salazar slytherin#slytherpuff#funny#hp memes#hp#Draco Malfoy#drarry#dramione
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Hot Things
Slytherin: Ow! Fuck! Shit!
Huffelpuff: Owie! *blows*
Gryffindor: Ouch! *touches again* Ow! Damnit still hot!
Ravenclaw: *doesn’t touch it* That’s gonna be hot.
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intp/j slytherin things IV
- avoid drama at all costs
- “oh shut up”
- loves the cold
- “BE QUIET IM TRYING TO THINK”
- “you like me? that’s a horrible decision, really”
- *evil laugh*
- can keep a billion secrets
- “i know”
- *twitches* *sneers* “disgusting.”
- all clothes are simple
- will legitimately fight you
- *squirms* *gags* “stop talking about your feelings”
- “what would happen if i..”
- *stares into space*
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🐍Slytherin aesthetic🐍
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#slytherin aesthetic#slytherin#green aesthetic#green#aesthetic#slytherin fanart#slytherin art#slytherin house#slytherin pride#salazar slytherin#slytherin things#true slytherin#draco malfoy#malfoy manor#malfoy family#pureblood#hogwarts#back to hogwarts#gryffindor#hermione granger#hufflepuff#malfoy#ravenclaw#ron weasley#drarry#drarry fanart#dramione#green love#hp#harry potter
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@wizardingnetwork event 02: return to hogwarts
↳ hogwarts houses
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Tom Felton as DRACO MALFOY in the Harry Potter series (2001 - 2011)
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gryffindor: so i got a tower, rowena has a tower, helga's got some rooms near the kitchen
gryffindor: where do you want your common room to be?
slytherin: dungeons
gryffindor: won't that be cold?
slytherin: you just don't understand the aesthetic
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Hufflepuff: I wasn’t that drunk last night!
Slytherin: You started cutting pineapples at 3 am while yelling, “Stop hiding, Spongebob! I know you’re in there!”
Hufflepuff: ….
Hufflepuff: Did I find him though?
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riddle: hey babe wanna go somewhere private i'll show you my big snake
myrtle: sure
[later]
myrtle: oh, so that wasn't a dick joke
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gryffindor: so i got a tower, rowena has a tower, helga's got some rooms near the kitchen
gryffindor: where do you want your common room to be?
slytherin: dungeons
gryffindor: won't that be cold?
slytherin: you just don't understand the aesthetic
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🐍Slytherin aesthetic🐍
#slytherin aesthetic#green aesthetic#aesthetic#slytherin house#slytherin pride#salazar slytherin#slytherin#true slytherin#slytherin things#how slytherins act#slytherin fanart#slytherin art#slytherpride#slytherpuff#draco malfoy#gryffindor#hermione granger#hogwarts#hufflepuff#malfoy#malfoy family#ravenclaw#ron weasley#green#back to hogwarts#i love slytherin
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