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slyterinthings · 1 day

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*over text*

Hufflepuff: asfehdjbdxjdk

Slytherin: ...

Hufflepuff: iluwgydybdu

Slytherin: ...

Slytherin: I love you too, baby.

Hufflepuff: ^.^

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slyterinthings · 3 days

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Blaise: Pansy showed feelings?

Draco: A feeling. Seemed like a human one. It's hard to tell.

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slyterinthings · 3 days

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Griffindor: If you can have any super power in the world, what would you pick?

Slytherin: To not give a fuck about anything.

Griffindor:

Griffindor: Bruh.

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slyterinthings · 6 days

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Slytherin : I want that.

Huffelpuff: that's my ass...

Slytherin :

Slytherin : I know what I said.

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slyterinthings · 7 days

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Hufflepuff: So, I was reading the pride and the prejudice and I want to know, why is no one enchanted with me yet?

Slytherin:

Hufflepuff: body and soul?

Slytherin:

Hufflepuff: honestly so rude.

Slytherin : I might have some good news for you my love...

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slyterinthings · 7 days

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Hufflepuff: *accidentally sets the house on fire* : Oops :3

Slytherin: *visibly in love*: fucker.

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slyterinthings · 10 days

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What shall a girl do to have these

more rings anatomical edition

#these are so cute #and cool #I'll wear these everyday i swear

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slyterinthings · 11 days

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I feel like I don't post slytherpuff enough

#slytherpuff #slytherin #harry potter #hp fandom #harry potter incorrect quotes #ravenclaw #hufflepuff #griffindor #incorrect slytherin quotes #shit slytherins say #hogwarts incorrect quotes #slytherins #draco lucius malfoy #the noble house of black #hogwart #harry potter fandom

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slyterinthings · 13 days

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Ravenclaw: Why is there a skeleton in your closet?

Slytherin: That's just great grandma Betsy, don't mind her.

Ravenclaw:

Ravenclaw: and that's supposed to make it any better?

Slytherin*shrugs*

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slyterinthings · 13 days

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First year Slytherin: so you mean to tell me that there is this huge tree called 'whomping willow' on the campus grounds

Second year Slytherin: yes...?

First year Slytherin: and it's ancient and sentient and angry and kind of bald

Second year Slytherin: uh huh

First year Slytherin: and angrily blasts anyone who goes near it?

Second year Slytherin: that pretty much sums it up but where are you going with that?

First year Slytherin: I just feel that it's so real for that,

First year Slytherin: living in the middle nowhere and blasting anyone who comes to annoy you sounds pretty solid to me honestly.

Second year Slytherin :

Second year Slytherin : Makes sense.

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slyterinthings · 15 days

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*over the holidays*

Aunt Slytherin: I see you've grown quite a bit, child.

Slytherin: I'd have to agree dear aunt, seeing how I did not had a choice in the matter.

Aunt Slytherin: quite a smart mouth you have there.

Slytherin: Thankyou, I've learnt from the best.

Aunt Slytherin:....

Slytherin:....

Aunt Slytherin: *whispering*since the formalities are out of the way

Aunt Slytherin: Do you want to go prank your father?

Slytherin: I thought you'd never ask.

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slyterinthings · 17 days

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Slytherin: hey, can you grab this thing for me, it's in my closet, upper shelf left corner.

Ravenclaw: yeah sure.

.…......

Ravenclaw: Why tf is there a skeleton in your closet?!

Slytherin: Everyone has a skeleton in their closet.

Ravenclaw:

Ravenclaw: would you elaborate on that?

Slytherin: no, did you get the thing?

Ravenclaw:

Ravenclaw: here.

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slyterinthings · 17 days

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Update: the white stuff in question was infact chalk powder, to say that Slytherin was not happy, would be an understatement.

Ravenclaw: What's that white stuff you're putting in your drink?

Slytherin: That's what I'm trying to figure out.

Ravenclaw:

Ravenclaw: where'd you get that?

Slytherin: you ask too many questions.

Ravenclaw:....

Slytherin: want a taste?

Ravenclaw: yes.

#slytherin #harry potter #hp fandom #harry potter incorrect quotes #ravenclaw #hufflepuff #griffindor #incorrect slytherin quotes #shit slytherins say #hogwarts incorrect quotes

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slyterinthings · 18 days

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Ravenclaw: What's that white stuff you're putting in your drink?

Slytherin: That's what I'm trying to figure out.

Ravenclaw:

Ravenclaw: where'd you get that?

Slytherin: you ask too many questions.

Ravenclaw:....

Slytherin: want a taste?

Ravenclaw: yes.

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slyterinthings · 1 month

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*over breakfast pt.2*

Slytherin: Tell me, do we pee because we have a peepee or we have a peepee so that we can pee?

Ravenclaw:

Ravenclaw: Don't you think it's too early for your bs?

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slyterinthings · 1 month

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It's just me and my questionable life choices against the world.

Slytherin, probably.

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slyterinthings · 1 month

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Slytherin: *is hurt*

Slytherin: man, I'm bleeding.

Ravenclaw:

Ravenclaw: your blood is ...it's red?

Slytherin: .......?

Ravenclaw: well with how much coffee you drink, I thought it'd be a bit more.... Brown

Slytherin: weren't you supposed to be the smart one?

Ravenclaw: *shrugs* we all have our moments.

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