CONGRATULATIONS MY DEAR FRIEND!!! YOU ARE ONE OF THE FEW THAT MAKES MY TIME ON THIS WEBSITE BEARABLE. PLEASE CONTINUE TO POST FOR ME AND ALL YOUR OTHER FANS. LOVE, SLOWLYSTICKYNUT

OHHHH WERE A QUATER OF THE WAY THERE OHHH SHARTING IN MY UNDERWEARRRRRR SHAKE MY HAND AND WELL MAKE I SWEAR FUCKING SHITING IN MY UNDSERWEAR!!!11!!11

I love you too s

slowly sticky. gyat rizz

rizzler

- rizz anon

DEAR ANONYMOUS, WHAT DOES ANY OF THIS MEAN? I AM NOT IN THE KNOW ABOUT THESE NEWFANGLED EXPRESSIONS. THE INTERNET SAYS IT MEANS "RICH JIZZ". WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?? ARE YOU ONE OF THE FREAKS POSTING YOUR BOOTY PICS TO MY FRONT PAGE? I REALLY NEED TO DROP THAT FOR THE SAKE OF MY OWN MENTAL HEALTH BUT IT STICKS TO MY BRAIN LIKE A TUMOR. PLEASE DO NOT GIVE ME ANY MORE "RIZZ", IT IS BETTER PLANTED ELSEWHERE. LOVE, SLOWLYSTICKYNUT

THAT HAS GOT TO BE THE WORST NOISE I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE.

I HAVE FIGURED OUT HOW TO MOLD THE EVIL LOOPING VIDEOS TO MY BIDDING. NO MOUSE WILL EVER TORMENT ME AGAIN. THE DOG WILL EAT THEM. LOVE, SLOWLYSTICKYNUT

Stay away otherwise the kiwi will get angry...

i think i love you slowlysticknut

DEAR ANONYMOUS, I AM HAPPY TO HEAR THAT. IT HAS BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I HAD DEDICATED FANS. YOU MAKE MY DAY SO MUCH BRIGHTER! THANK YOU, LOVE, SLOWLYSTICKYNUT

opinion on stimming

DEAR ANONYMOUS, I DO NOT KNOW WHAT STIMMING IS. I HOPE IT'S NOT SOME SORT OF ILLEGAL DRUG. SEEING AS I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS, I CANNOT FORM AN OPINION ON IT. BUT IF IT IS AN ILLEGAL DRUG, I DON'T LIKE IT. DON'T DO ILLEGAL DRUGS. THAT WILL MAKE YOU CRY FOR HELP IN TUMBLR ASKS. LIKE THAT OTHER GUY. I HOPE I GOT TO HIM IN TIME. UMMMMMMM LOVE, SLOWLYSTICKYNUT

how are you these days mr slowlystickynut I miss you. I also wanted to ask HOW DO I KEEL THE WILL TO LIVE intact

I can't seem to do it

this is a cry for help.

but not really haha

DEAR ANONYMOUS, SEEING AS IT HAS BEEN EXACTLY A WEEK SINCE YOUR PRESUMED MELTDOWN I DO HOPE YOU ARE STILL ALIVE TO RECIEVE THIS MESSAGE. THE WAY I KEEP THE WILL TO LIVE INTACT IS TO LOOK AT MY HOT BOD. WHETHER YOU LOOK AT YOUR OWN HOT BOD OR MY HOT BOD, IT'S NOT UP TO ME. MAYBE GET THERAPY THOUGH. PROBABLY A GOOD MOVE? LOVE, SLOWLYSTICKYNUT

hi slowlystickynut>< IM SHITTING MYSELF ALL OVER THE PLACE ITS EVERYWHERE AHHHHHHHHH

DEAR SYRISX. OUT OF ALL THE THINGS I HAVE HEARD AND/OR SEEN ON THIS WEBSITE THIS IS BY FAR THE WORST. I THINK YOU LEFT SPEECH TO TEXT ON IN THE BATHROOM? WHY YOU ARE ON MY ASK PAGE WHILE ON THE TOILET IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS. I HOPE YOU ARE DOING OKAY NOW. SORRY IT TOOK ME A WEEK TO GET TO YOU. LOVE, SLOWLYSTICKYNUT

I BELIVE THAT IS DRACULAR. HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S ENJOYING HIMSELF A LITTLE TOO MUCH. GIVE HIM A SPRITZ OF GARLIC. JUST FOR A SCARE. EVERYBODY NEEDS A LITTLE SCARE FROM TIME TO TIME. PLEASE MAKE SURE HE'S NOT FOR SALE, I'M NOT GOING TO "FURRY PUPPET DOT COM" AFTER THE THINGS I'VE SEEN ON THIS WEBSITE. LOVE, SLOWLYSTICKYNUT

Really like the way this one came out 👹✨

(See them all here: https://www.furrypuppet.com/blog/custom-puppet-designs/ )

WHY IS THE FROG DOING THIS. I THINK THEY MAY BE EVOLVING A CARNIVOROUS DIET. DON'T LET THIS THING REPRODUCE OR IT'LL BECOME A TOP PREDATOR. WE CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN!!! COCOFUN GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AND SQUASH THIS THING! THANK YOU FOR BRINGING THIS TO MY ATTENTION. LOVE, SLOWLYSTICKYNUT

@syrisx HANG ON. I JUST GOT A VOICEMAIL. ETHAN HAS SOMETHING TO SAY TO YOU. HE'S READING OUR POSTS??? I GUESS TAKE THE COMPLIMENTS. IF ANYBODY ASKS FOR YOUR PHONE NUMBER DON'T GIVE IT TO THEM. I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW HE GOT MINE. LOVE, SLOWLYSTICKYNUT

WOW HE MADE A WHOLE SONG JUST FOR YOU. ITS VERY VULGAR. FITTING? LOVE, SLOWLYSTICKYNUT

wow my own badge.. this is crazy.

I am alr at 100 posts maybe one day I'll reach the amount I have on Twitter. don't ask how many that is.

FIFTY SLOWLYSTICKYPOSTS

I CAME HERE TO DESTROY THIS WEBSITE AND NOW I FIND MYSELF A PART OF IT AND IT'S WONDERFUL COMMUNITY. I LOVE THIS WEBSITE SO SO SO MUCH. ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY SHOW ME INABROPREYET PICTURES. PLEASE SEND ME MORE VOICEMAILS. :) LOVE, SLOWLYSTlCKYNUT

WHAT DOES BIRD WANT WITH THIS RED YARN. COULD HE BE A CONCSPIRACY THEORIST? CONNECTING CLUES WITH RED YARN.... CONCERNING. LOVE, SLOWLYSTICKYNUT.

I APPRECIATE YOU TRYING TO HELP THIS PERSON BUT I DON'T BELIEVE I CAN BE OF SERVICE HERE. I AM NOT WELL VERSED IN VIDEO REPAIR, AND THIS VIDEO IS CLEARLY BROKEN. HE KEEPS TELEPORTING AROUND AND SKIPPING WORDS. UNLESS HE TRULY BELIEVES THERE IS NO HOPE OR COMFORT LEFT IN THE WORLD. I PITY HIM. MAYBE HE COULD FORM A SUPPORT GROUP WITH THAT GUY THAT KEEPS LEAVING ME VOICEMAILS? OR MAYBE THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON? THEY DO SOUND QUITE SIMILAR. CAN ANYBODY CHECK UP ON THE MAN IN THIS VIDEO TALKING ABOUT SLOP HE MAY BE IN DANGER. LOVE, SLOWLYSTICKYNUT

bucket of wet slop ytp

NOT BAD... WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY "GIRL OR BOY"? IS THERE ANOTHER DRAWING HERE OR IS THE GENDER OF THIS ONE QUANTUM. SLOWLYSTICKYNUT IS FEELING CONFUSED. I SUPPOSE YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE TO KNOW THE ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION, SEEING AS YOU PRESUMABLY MADE THIS CHARACTER. LOVE, SLOWLYSTICKYNUT

Hi slowlystickynut wanna see a drawing I made of a pretty girl or boy

please

HELLO SYRISX. SURE I WILL SEE YOUR DRAWING. BUT THE PERSON BETTER BE PRETTY. I DO NOT LIKE BEING LIED TO.

LOVE, SLOWLYSTICKYNUT

TUMBLER??? THIS GUY WON'T STOP CALLING ME. IT WAS WEIRD AT FIRST BUT NOW I'M MORE WORRIED ABOUT HIS SAFETY THAN MINE. IS THERE ANY WAY I CAN REACH OUT TO THIS GUY AND HELP HIM??? COULD HE BE ON THIS WEBSITE?? POINT ANY ETHANS YOU KNOW TO MY PAGE I NEED TO DO A WELLNESS CHECKUP OR SOMETHING. LOVE, SLOWLYSTICKYNUT

WARNING THIS ONE IS LOUD

Hi slowlystickynut wanna see a drawing I made of a pretty girl or boy

please

HELLO SYRISX. SURE I WILL SEE YOUR DRAWING. BUT THE PERSON BETTER BE PRETTY. I DO NOT LIKE BEING LIED TO.

LOVE, SLOWLYSTICKYNUT