TUMBLER??? THIS GUY WON'T STOP CALLING ME. IT WAS WEIRD AT FIRST BUT NOW I'M MORE WORRIED ABOUT HIS SAFETY THAN MINE. IS THERE ANY WAY I CAN REACH OUT TO THIS GUY AND HELP HIM??? COULD HE BE ON THIS WEBSITE?? POINT ANY ETHANS YOU KNOW TO MY PAGE I NEED TO DO A WELLNESS CHECKUP OR SOMETHING. LOVE, SLOWLYSTICKYNUT

WARNING THIS ONE IS LOUD

I just ate a cluster of salt and now I'm being put in an ER room because it got stuck in my throat.

ARE YOU OKAY???? THE ONE DAY I DON'T LOG ONTO THIS DAMNED WEBSITE ONE OF MY ONLY FOLLOWERS GETS MORTALLY WOUNDED. PLEASE SEND ME A SIGN, COOLESTGAMER2005. I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO RESORT TO THE SECOND COOLEST GAMER BORN IN 2005. THEY ARE PROBABLY SMELL LIKE BODY ODOR AND BROKEN DREAMS. P.S WHAT WAS THE ROCK'S TEXTURE? ASKING FOR A FRIEND. LOVE, SLOWLYSTICKYNUT

How are you this morning, Mr. Nut

THE ROBOTS HAVE BEGUN TO CLOSE IN ON ME AND MY NEWFANGLED INTERNET ACCOUNT. WHO IS THIS MAN???

PLEASE TELL ME HE'S NOT GOING TO SHOW ME HIS CHEESE ASS. I DON'T CARE WHICH HOLE IT IS I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT. I KNOW NOW TO BE CAREFUL ABOUT THE TAGS I LABEL THESE WITH. ANYWAY, I DON'T REMEMBER HOW I WAS DOING YESTERDAY MORNING. SORRY. LOVE, SLOWLYSTICKYNUT

opinion on stimming

DEAR ANONYMOUS, I DO NOT KNOW WHAT STIMMING IS. I HOPE IT'S NOT SOME SORT OF ILLEGAL DRUG. SEEING AS I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS, I CANNOT FORM AN OPINION ON IT. BUT IF IT IS AN ILLEGAL DRUG, I DON'T LIKE IT. DON'T DO ILLEGAL DRUGS. THAT WILL MAKE YOU CRY FOR HELP IN TUMBLR ASKS. LIKE THAT OTHER GUY. I HOPE I GOT TO HIM IN TIME. UMMMMMMM LOVE, SLOWLYSTICKYNUT

how are you these days mr slowlystickynut I miss you. I also wanted to ask HOW DO I KEEL THE WILL TO LIVE intact

I can't seem to do it

this is a cry for help.

but not really haha

DEAR ANONYMOUS, SEEING AS IT HAS BEEN EXACTLY A WEEK SINCE YOUR PRESUMED MELTDOWN I DO HOPE YOU ARE STILL ALIVE TO RECIEVE THIS MESSAGE. THE WAY I KEEP THE WILL TO LIVE INTACT IS TO LOOK AT MY HOT BOD. WHETHER YOU LOOK AT YOUR OWN HOT BOD OR MY HOT BOD, IT'S NOT UP TO ME. MAYBE GET THERAPY THOUGH. PROBABLY A GOOD MOVE? LOVE, SLOWLYSTICKYNUT

hi slowlystickynut>< IM SHITTING MYSELF ALL OVER THE PLACE ITS EVERYWHERE AHHHHHHHHH

DEAR SYRISX. OUT OF ALL THE THINGS I HAVE HEARD AND/OR SEEN ON THIS WEBSITE THIS IS BY FAR THE WORST. I THINK YOU LEFT SPEECH TO TEXT ON IN THE BATHROOM? WHY YOU ARE ON MY ASK PAGE WHILE ON THE TOILET IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS. I HOPE YOU ARE DOING OKAY NOW. SORRY IT TOOK ME A WEEK TO GET TO YOU. LOVE, SLOWLYSTICKYNUT

missing you, slowlystickynut.

have you listened to the new tomorrow x together album :) ?

DEAR SYRISX, NO I HAVE NOT. THERE ARE PEOPLE FOLLOWING MY PAGE NOW. SHOULD I BE CONCERNED? I KNOW NOT WHAT THEIR INTENTIONS ARE. LOVE, SLOWLYSTICKYNUT