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sharazadee · 20 hours
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This is why we have alternative universes, parallel timelines and all that wibbly wobbly timey wimey... stuff. 😂
Reminding myself I have a job and a life and friends and family and if the fictional men die nothing happens to me irl it’s all fine it’s all good it’s all ok right right guys right
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sharazadee · 2 days
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Never come between a man and his soup.
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It never fails to crack me up how Crosshair finally joins the fight because ECHO spills his food, but then yeets his tray at some completely random Clone Trooper in the background 💀💀💀💀💀 like wtf Crosshair 🤣
(also notice how the dude went like completely ass over teakettle when the tray made contact lmao)
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sharazadee · 3 days
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He'll keep watching me. He'll keep teasing me until I submit to him. He'll make me feel guilty..
This is.. uh... This is ridiculous! Ok! Yes Sir! Yes Sir! Yes Sir! Yes Sir! Yes Sir! WHAT! Yes Sir!
goodmorning to the face card that NEVER declines 🗣️
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sharazadee · 11 days
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"All the armour has been stripped."
So, what about me???
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sharazadee · 26 days
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If he cums the way he shoots... I will not complain...
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sharazadee · 28 days
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In the name of the Vader, his Son and the power of the Force... Amen. :-😁
Happy Easter 💗 ya all and remember:
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sharazadee · 1 month
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I have heard this my ENTIRE LIFE
"You're weird."
"Thanks." Is my reply now. So, I'm owning it!
(30 some odd years later, and this is the therapy I've been waiting for)
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sharazadee · 1 month
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That sound you hear... my ovaries are screaming
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CROSSHAIR ⇢ "The Harbinger" [s03e09]
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sharazadee · 1 month
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Mating Ritual...
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STAR WARS: THE BAD BATCH | 3.09 THE HARBINGER
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sharazadee · 1 month
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Picture it. 1992. Getting ready for a hot date. I'm in my room with Madonna blaring on my boom box while getting ready. Wearing flared jeans and a sexy black top with the shoulders cut out.
Now 2024. I'm back in the city visiting my mom and friends. I'm getting ready in my original room. I'm going on a date with a guy I knew waaay back when. Madonna blaring on my ear pods. Wearing flared jeans and a sexy black top with the shoulders cut out.
Time feels weird but somehow familiar.
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sharazadee · 1 month
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You think Crosshair (or any of the other clones) would fall for an older woman?
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sharazadee · 1 month
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Vielen Dank an alle, die mir zu 500 Likes verholfen haben!
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sharazadee · 1 month
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His hands are shaking
My heart is breaking
You are broken because of what you've gone through
Let me love you
Always... Ner Ram'ser
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sharazadee · 1 month
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I just walked by. I caught his eye. Does he want me? We will see....
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sharazadee · 2 months
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Sir, yes Sir!!!
Commander Wolffe in The Bad Batch
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Commander Wolffe in the Bad Batch animation style will be my death, look at this man he's so pretty. 😭
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sharazadee · 2 months
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I am down on my knees, Captain.
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sharazadee · 2 months
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This is a true Story.
When I bought my first used car at the age of 19, my dad said we needed to get new tires as well as rims. So he handled that bit with the dealer and we had to wait until the following Saturday.
So I went to work the Friday before, and my colleague asked when was I getting my car. I told her that I was getting new tires and a rim job on Saturday, either stainless steel or aluminium.
She went dead silent, and I realised what I had said and started to laugh. Then she started to laugh. We were both laughing with tears in our eyes. What a concept! When you think about it. The lady waiting at the cash register simply stood there frozen in time. I will never forget the look on her face.
As we were were Dr who Fans at the time, I just said dryly, "Yeah, my boyfriend is a Cyberman."
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