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Evelyn, she/her: Geek, queer, grocery store employee
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Tumblr knows I've been watching starkid musicals recently. The Hatchetfield fandom is hunting me down like I'm small game.
I'm a catch goddammit!
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I really need one of those pill divider things, I've got really crappy short-term memory. I can't remember if I've taken my medicine three times today or none.
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Really awkward to see a smut fic where the mc has my deadname. Makes me picture egg me getting railed by a turian.
#fanfiction#smut#trans#mass effect#turians are hot tbh#egg me was not#ive got mixed opinions#there's something strangely therapeutic about imagining past me getting railed
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Hell yeah! apples F*cking rock!
i really Really want to drink some apple juice Right Now
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Reading fanfiction is awesome. I can sit in a dark room by myself whilst living vicariously through the social interactions of fictional characters. Gods, I wish to have cute conversations like the ones I read.
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Yo, lemme just chew up my estradiol like a tic-tac I got impatient with.
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An apple a day keeps the NOM NOMs away!
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Going out is so much fun now! Someone called me an emo, but like, as a complement! Before, people would say I looked like a school shooter, now I'm the skellet bell of the ball.
#socializing#emo#antiques#turning trauma into humor!#that school shooter comment stuck#that along with other comments about my appearance confirmed a lot of negative thoughts I had about myself#really glad I'm past that
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I am the one who laughs! Behold me as I dance before you!
\(^_^)\ - /(^_^)/
\(^_^)\ - /(^_^)/
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Aw, that's awesome, I hope the silly little guys enjoy it.
the target audience for this post is silly little guys
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I'm obsessed with incredibly violent but righteous characters that need to calm the fuck down. Like, yes babe, I get your anger, I'm angry too, but you're starting worry me (*-*). Just let me make you some garlic bread. Maybe some hot chocolate. Let's snuggle 💜.
#arya stark#Urdnot Wrex#others?#...I felt like I had a lot more examples#they're in my brain somewhere
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Alt-right angsty teens who ended up as socialist trans girls actually just transitioned from Slytherin to Hufflepuff.
#slytherin#hufflepuff#trans#self explanatory#I definitely still consider myself a slytherin#but I'm totally not#I used to fantasize about ruling the world#now I fantasize about mundane shit#like books#and hanging out with friends#and siezing the means of production#holy shit... my ambition turned into socialism
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This feels like a Danganronpa scenario.
I was on MasterChef but we were cooking on the beach but it was also a Walmart and there was a murderer on the loose and I wasn't sure if it was me or not.
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I mean, I can totally see Adam Sandler making good-intentioned, but super offensive jokes about asexuals. I'd believe it.
My sister told me she had a dream where Adam Sandler got cancelled because he said that he wouldn’t want to be asexual.
#he's just... a goofy guy#a ton of his characters are himbo-ish#but he's actually a total dweeb#It’s kind of endearing in a terrible kind of way
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Get spooky
Be gay
Do crime
Go to work
Suppress the *RAGE*
Drink Monster
I FEEL ALIVE
YES
YES!
YEesss... eh, nevermind. Monster wore off
I'm soft sleepy emo girl, me cute, me happy.
Clock out, go home
Another Monster
I'M BACK BABY!!!
Best Halloween in YEARS!!! WOOOOO!!!!!
#Halloween#shitpost#today’s chronology#I'm a walking Monster advertisement#just record me after I down a can#unhealthy habits#positivity#I've recently started actually liking how I look rather than just having false bravado#me cute emo#I look like I'm gonna start a punk-pop cover band#except I'd be playing the euphonium: the world's best intrument for punk-pop#baby tuba
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Yo, send me that recipe. I've gotta try that TD soup.
I made a pumpkin soup so my friends and I would talk about our feelings. We called it Trauma Dumpkin’ soup.
#Truama Dumpkin' soup is literally genius#and that sounds like such a sweet idea for a get together#i just won't invite my friend who's allergic to cinnamon#or I'll give her broth or something
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