having sex with your friends is so very normal please stop poisoning the youths minds with shame surrounding hooking up with your friends. especially if you’re gay

a homoerotic swordfight ending in sex would fix me i think

i either need to get flayed alive or kissed

im getting my oil changed and i heard the mechanic go "tee hee hee". whats happening

me and u both ouppy

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oh this hit me like a truck

i've gotten into a bunch of hot shit with my roommates because i (accidentally) left my bread in the oven and it caught fire. everything's fine except one of their favourite tea towels was damaged in the process. any advice to not get kicked out?

love a canon (?) coffee shop AU

sometimes u will be the only person fagging it up. sometimes it'll be hard. but u gotta do it. u gotta show all the fags that fagging it up is the way. u must strive to fag it as much as possible. u have a limited time. fag it up and dyke it out

a stud in black leather on a black motorcycle just revved their engine at me and thank god I tore my demonic uterus out ages ago because I think that would have finally knocked me up

gideon! gideon! gideon!

you bottle Miette??