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Project Mouthwash Quotes
I made this purely because the Abridged Series by Project Mouthwash need more love and attention on this site. This’ll just be some random quotes from those series.Source: https://m.youtube.com/user/BlazingAzureCrow
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I posted this on twitter but whatever I have 3 mutuals there and the quiet makes me sad so
F/SN EMIYA is:
>in one of the most powerful classes (knight classes, the base 3)
>has one of the best masters of his respective grail war (Rin is knowledgeable, apt in magic, has affinity for ALL FIVE elements (what the fuck!!!!) and an enormous mana pool — even if she’s kinda a loser lmao all of that still goes to his advantage)
>was summoned in his homeland, which boosts servants’ stats apparently
>still got his ass handed to him the whole time and both he and Rin realised that had Cú gaebolged him on that first night they’d be goners
I fucking love it that he’s a loser. Legitimately, this is not a drag Emiya post. I mean, maybe a little, but with intentions of appreciating the character, thanks Nasu you god
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Archer: (to Illya) Using swords as projectiles... get on my level.
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Rin: (to Lancer Cu) Who are you, Lancer?
Archer: (sarcastically) Oh come on, Rin, are you sure he’s not an Archer? He could throw that spear at us from afar!
Rin: You can’t just throw a weapon and call yourself an Archer, stupid.
Archer: Are you sure about that? Are you sure that’s a fact, Rin?
#rin tohsaka#cu chulainn#lancer#totally not emiya archer#fate/stay night unlimited blade works abridged#episode 0#speak the devil’s name#i mean#is he wrong tho?#are there any Archers in Fate that actually use a bow and arrow as their primary weapon?
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if you do one thing tonight watch fate ubw abridged
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Unlimited Bladeworks abridged features Rin as a violent egotistical nutcase, Shirou as a deluded screaming cryboy, and Saber as a psychologically damaged tiger mom
So it’s really, really good.
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if you do one thing tonight watch fate ubw abridged
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ME AND MY HUSBAND MADE A THING. Because fate abridged is a wonderful thing.
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I posted this on twitter but whatever I have 3 mutuals there and the quiet makes me sad so
F/SN EMIYA is:
>in one of the most powerful classes (knight classes, the base 3)
>has one of the best masters of his respective grail war (Rin is knowledgeable, apt in magic, has affinity for ALL FIVE elements (what the fuck!!!!) and an enormous mana pool — even if she’s kinda a loser lmao all of that still goes to his advantage)
>was summoned in his homeland, which boosts servants’ stats apparently
>still got his ass handed to him the whole time and both he and Rin realised that had Cú gaebolged him on that first night they’d be goners
I fucking love it that he’s a loser. Legitimately, this is not a drag Emiya post. I mean, maybe a little, but with intentions of appreciating the character, thanks Nasu you god
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Ichigo: (after blowing up the execution stand) Special delivery, one order of freedom fries.
Rukia: Really?
Ichigo: It’s the best I could think of on the way here, leave me alone.
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“It’s Christmas. Everybody got that by now? It’s Christmas.”
~Ichigo Kurosaki
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Archer: (about Berserker) RIN. I. CAN. NOT. HURT. HIM.
Shirou: You did your best!
Archer: SHUT UP, SHIROU!!!
Rin: Yeah, Shirou, shut up!!
Archer: YOU DON’T KNOW ME, MAN!!!
Rin: Yeah, Shirou!!
#totally not emiya archer#archer#berserker#shirou emiya#rin tohsaka#fate stay night#unlimited blade works#fate/stay night unlimited blade works abridged#episode 2#burr zerr carr#shut up shirou
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“Hey, Ichigo. Not to be a downer, but I don’t care, you don’t care, the folks at home don’t care, nobody cares.”
~Soi Fan about Baishen
#ichigo kurosaki#soi fon#baishen#bleach#bleach (s) abridged#episode 13#sealed sword frenzy#its true#nobody cares
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Sora: Izzy, how do you afford this place?!
Izzy: These facilities were graciously supplied by my close allies... the Americans. Whom I rule with a nerdy iron fist.
Kari: How are you still single? You’re like the Steve Jobs of Digimon!
Izzy: Steve was a fool. As are all who defy me.
#sora takenouchi#izzy izumi#kari kamiya#steve jobs#digimon tri abridged#episode 1#genesis of nostalgia#digimon tri#digimon#its true#steve was a fool#more on that at a later date
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“Allow me to introduce myself. I am Illyasviel Von Einzbern. My family refers to me as Tiny Murder Machine.”
~Illya
#illyasviel von einzbern#illya von einzbern#fate/stay night unlimited blade works abridged#episode 2#burr-zerr-carr#fate/stay night#unlimited blade works#fate/stay night unlimited blade works#shes not wrong#illya is freaking terrifying#and voiced by Abridged Orihime#which is also great because the actual Illya and Orihime share the same voice actress too
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Shirou: Oh, is that Rin? Maybe I should go say hi to her...
Shirou’s Brain: Hold it, Tiger! Have you considered that YOU’RE super boring, and SHE might hate YOU for it?!
Shirou: Good call, brain. I forgot how socially inept I am.
Issei: Shirou, could you come out here for a second?
Shirou: Nope! I’m scared of talking to Rin on the account of her being awesome and me being Shirou Emiya!
Issei: She’s still here, Shirou... I think she heard that.
Shirou: Hi Rin! You’re really cute, and you scare me also!
Rin: I get that!
#shirou emiya#rin tohsaka#issei ryuudo#fate/stay night unlimited blade works abridged#episode 1#the bae cometh#shirou x rin#have i mentioned how much i ship shirou and rin?#because i do#a lot#oh and shirou is voiced by abridged kirito#which is great because shirou and kirito also share the same voice actor in their real series too#fate/stay night#unlimited blade works#fate
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Lancer: There once was a girl on a rooftop. And on her I just got the drop.
Rin: A Servant!
Lancer: She dressed in all red, despite that cute head. I needed her life to now stop.
Archer: Rin, watch out. Something tells me this guy’s trouble and never wins fights.
#lancer#cu chulainn#rin tohsaka#archer#totally not emiya archer#fate/stay night unlimited blade works abridged#episode 0#speak the devil’s name#well its true#lancer just cant catch a break#fate/stay night#unlimited blade works#fate
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Blog Change
Now, I want to start putting down quotes from the other abridged series created by Project Mouthwash (formerly BlazingAzureCrow), so I’m gonna be changing the title of this blog and start putting down quotes from the other stuff they make.
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