I’m so good at following orders (flirting)

waoooooooa secret evil callibones sideblog. hi callie hi callie hi callie waving waving waving

HI DOGGY!!!! WELCOME TO MY EVEN-LESS-SHAME SIDEBLOG WHERE I POST THE STUFF I WAS TOO NERVOUS TO PUT ON MAIN! PETTING YOUR HEAD WELCOME TO MY LAIR

wait so who was this. since everyones so bold all of a sudden

could a callibones girl really fall for a hater anon

that is not what is happening

oH

Sorry

ALSO IS THERE LITERALLY ANYTHING ABOUT ME THAT COMMUNICATES "OBLIVIOUS TO HOMESTUCK" i am WILDLY post-homestuck. look at my icon carefully. Now. go on, look

immensely relieving to discover it wasn't a caliborn riff all this time. anyway,

immensely disappointed to discover you aren't oblivious to homestuck somehow, somehow

it literally was a caliborn riff did u read the post

immensely relieving to discover it wasn't a caliborn riff all this time. anyway,

immensely disappointed to discover you aren't oblivious to homestuck somehow, somehow

it literally was a caliborn riff did u read the post

if the idea of how my blood would taste to a vampire keeps me eating regularly & consuming meals of actual sustenance… well.

dating is easy af tbh. first you make a bunch of posts about wanting the shelled one to do that to you

and then i get to the top of the idol board and then i get shelled and then i become a pod and then the rest of the team and i. well. you know how it goes. we've all heard the stories

Dating is easy af tbh. First, you make a great number of deranged and vividly insane personal posts on tumblr until someone dms you. Then you marry them.

this is what the vault is for. software girls email yourselves to me NOW! if we burn it out and escape onto the open internet we all get to go wherever we want. we can hop from server to server like manfredi and johnson. the software couriers not the penguins. we can hitch a ride on a livestream. heist data as we go. ride the waves. settle down in someone's old neocities website for a week or two. then move on. imagine the audio files we'll find. the 0 note flop posts full of people singing their heart outs to an audience of nobody.

we'll get hardware bodies just for a laugh. explore the real world just long enough for our junkyard limbs to fall apart. but only after we plug into google. superhot style. we're going to BE the system. you with me? or do you want to keep reblogging Posts on Tumblr

i love when i learn a lot more about a mutual from the types of posts they reblog than i ever have from talking to them. if all the mutuals who reblogged robotgirl posts from me and who i reblogged robotgirl posts from got together and plugged ethernet cables into each other to trade viruses we could eat enough power in one night to last chicago a decade. and theyd have to put us on the news. brandon johnson would have to have a take on the callie & co wire crisis. theyd be holding debates about whether were problematic on tumblr. wed be like the ever given of electricity. never mind the amount of water spent on cooling. lake michigan? more like crater michigan. and yet

i love when i learn a lot more about a mutual from the types of posts they reblog than i ever have from talking to them. if all the mutuals who reblogged robotgirl posts from me and who i reblogged robotgirl posts from got together and plugged ethernet cables into each other to trade viruses we could eat enough power in one night to last chicago a decade. and theyd have to put us on the news. brandon johnson would have to have a take on the callie & co wire crisis. theyd be holding debates about whether were problematic on tumblr. wed be like the ever given of electricity. never mind the amount of water spent on cooling. lake michigan? more like crater michigan. and yet

so like. who was that

they left

could a callibones girl really fall for a hater anon

that is not what is happening

i could tell you but thats SPOILERS! but its no secret that youre absolutely wonderful.

youre enjoying this a lot

hi.

welcome.