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inhales ok
THIS is a mega folder containing literally everything rwby-related that is available right now on roosterteeth (+v9). rwby, fairytales, world of remnant, the grimm campaign, ice queendom (sub and dub), vtubing, all the behind-the-scenes stuff. everything.
plus soundtracks for every volume + IQ, and drm-free epubs.
i will add any additional rwby content released during the wind down period as it becomes available. V1-8 have an english subtitle track embedded in the files, V9 does not because it came from CR. IQ dub has english subtitles. and for the sake of completeness i pulled all the non-english subs available on CR for V1-9 as well, those are in there as loose .ass files for the time being.
whenever possible, buy physical media. learn how to strip drm out of digital content that you own and make it a habit to do so.
archive responsibly 👍
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Seducing Your Partner In The Kitchen: The Right Way and The Wrong Way
The right way…
Ruby: Heeeeeyyyy, Weiss~! 😘
Weiss: Ruby, what are you doing? I thought you said you were baking cookies?
Ruby: *undoes her apron to reveal a chocolate chip-patterned bra* How about THESE cookies, sugar? 😏
Weiss: 😳
Weiss: 🥵
…and the wrong way.
Nora: *naked on the counter* Reeeeennn…! I thought we were going to have seeeeex…! 😭
Ren: *stirring* If I don’t stir constantly the roux will burn and ruin the flavor of the entire dish!
The right way…
Yang: *leaning backwards on countertop* Oh, my~! How clumsy of me! I accidentally spilled icing all over my tits and abs…! If only someone could help me…clean it off…? 😘
Blake: *tying on a bee-patterned bib* 😍🐝🤤
…and the wrong way.
*bacon sizzling* 🥓🥓
*loud pop*
Jaune: AAAAHHH!!! MY NIPPLES!!! 😫
Pyrrha: *frantically applying ice to burns* 😰
Jaune: AAAAHHH!!! MY NIPPLES AGAIN!!! 🥶
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#rwby#rwby fanart#baked alaska#yang xiao long#neo politan#weiss schnee#nsfw#artist: new age fan arts
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Saffron, I know Terra's dick is delicious, but can't you at least wait until the guests are away? Or at least not sitting on the same table as you while you take her cock?
Terra was blushing deeply as she tried to avoid letting anyone know what was happening between her legs. Saphron had ‘gone to the bathroom’ about ten minutes ago, and she was still nursing her cock, though, she was honestly very sure that her brother in law and his girlfriend knew what was happening beneath the table, since the sucking and gagging sounds weren’t subtle in the least, easily drowning out the attempts at conversation that they attempted to have.
Despite all her best efforts, Terra lost her battle with keeping a straight face and her moans under control, her eyes rolling up and moaning loudly, her hands sliding beneath the table and grabbing her wife’s head, helping her take every inch of her cock.
The cry of bliss that escaped her mouth as she came made both Jaune and his girlfriend shift uncomfortably in their seats, their faces bright red, and it wasn’t helped when Terra slumped in her seat, gasping for air as though she had run a marathon, with Saphron popping up above the table, hair mussed and cum coating her lips and dripping down her chin, which she cleaned off with her fingers and a smile.
“Sorry about that, you two, but I really wanted my favorite drink with dinner~” she said shamelessly she hummed, not even hiding that she was still stroking Terra’s cock with a smile, making the dark skinned woman moan and wiggle in her chair before them, giving Jaune and his girlfriend a bright smile. “So, how’s dinner~?”
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I have mixed thoughts on sex work. I love sex, but I hate work!
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Weiss: *tying a knot*
Yang: Wow Weiss, you're great at tying knots. Were you in the girlscouts?
Weiss: No, I'm just used to tying Ruby up.
Yang: ... Nooooo.
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Reblog this if you like seeing me on your dash
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Blake: Ruby proposed to Weiss during sex.
Ruby: BLAKE!
Weiss: You told Blake!?
Yang: Damn Rubes. Did you get down on one knee or were you already there?
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Fem! jaune offering her body to Oscar as an apology for attacking him
"I know I offered my body, but this isn't really what I had in mind…" Jaune sighed and shook her head.
"What did you have in mind then?" Oscar asked and tilted his head. He was currently sitting on Jaune's shoulders, and the two of them were gathering apples from high up in the trees.
"Oh, you know…" Jaune looked away with a slight sly smile.
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"Fuckfuckfuckfuck!" Jaune cried out in pleasure as Oscar buried his big cock into her. Jaune's back was against an apple tree, her arms and legs wrapped around the farmboy. Oscar pulled his head away from the crook of Jaune's neck to kiss her passionately. Jaune moaned into the kiss and felt herself cumming again. Oscar squeezed her thighs tighter to hold her in place. A few more thrusts, and he released his load into her.
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Winter walking in Oscar breeding Elm
"What's going on in here?!" Winter stood in the doorway, shocked at the sight before her.
"Ah! Winter!" Elm shouted in surprise before moaning. "W-What are you doing here?" She tilted her head back and let out another moan. She wrapped her legs around the farmboy, who was currently pumping another load into her.
"Sorry, Miss Winter!" Oscar smiled meekly at her. Elm put a hand on his head and pulled him back against her chest. "Elm said she couldn't wait any longer." his explanation was muffled by the big boobs pressed against his face.
"But why on my desk!?" Winter shouted.
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Halloween Confucktions (Hard Cock Candy) Neo eating a hard candy and growing a penis. Though she’s fine with that, and is very eager to try and find someone to use it out on.
Plap! Plap! Plap! Plap! Plap! Plap! Plap! Plap! Neo panted as she rocked her hips back and forth, hammering against the pliant, pleasantly bubbly backside of one Ruby Rose, the girl squealing and kicking futilely in her costume, which was now practically shreds used to tie her up and ensure that Neo could have all the fun with this sinfully tight little butt that she wanted, while Roman pillaged the dust store a few blocks over.
She had been incredibly surprised when she suddenly sprouted a cock after eating that bit of hard candy, but she wasn’t complaining as she used the same massive cock that suddenly sprung from her hips to fuck Little Red into a squealing, squirting mess, her scroll taking the perfect video to not only enjoy later, but to hold over Ruby if she ever needed something later on down the line.
As Little Red squirted again, cumming hard, Neo hoped that the cock she had didn’t vanish for a long while~!
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Halloween Costume Party
Hello, and welcome to the costume party I'm throwing this year! Located at a mysterious interdimensional (and probably haunted) mansion!
Now, normally, I stay away from crossovers, but to help get me out of this writer's block, I decided that for the month of October, I'll throw a big Halloween Costume Party!
How it works is basically the same as sending in any sort of prompt, so long as they follow my regular rules. But now you can have a RWBY character with anyone from anywhere!
You can specify if you want the RWBY character with the actual character or someone in a costume. The RWBY character can be in costume too!
I am going to try to keep the setting at the party/mansion just so I don't have to think of a setting each time.
Have fun!
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