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percysbluecandy · 6 years
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friendly reminder that annabeth chase does not think percy jackson is stupid. she sometimes teases him for being so impulsive and jumping to action so quickly, but she actually thinks he’s very smart. annabeth would never call percy stupid. one of the things that makes their relationship so amazing is their mutual respect and love for each other. i’ve see a lot of people characterizing her this way, so i wanted to clear it up.
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percysbluecandy · 6 years
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things tumblr needs to add:
lockable posts (so you can make a post unrebloggable)
when deleting a post, it deletes everywhere else.
proper block button, if twitter can do it, so can you.
proper reporting guidelines
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percysbluecandy · 6 years
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Will: Whats your biggest weakness?
Nico: I guess I can be uncooperative.
Will: Can you give me an example?
Nico: No.
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percysbluecandy · 6 years
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Annabeth: Don’t overreact.
Percy, already digging his grave and shovelling dirt on himself: I’m not.
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percysbluecandy · 6 years
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Nico: I sent good vibes your way. They are coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
Will: ...this is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.
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percysbluecandy · 6 years
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Frank: No offense, but a waiter would literally kill me and I’d still tip 20%.
Nico: I would actually tip more if they murdered me. That’s great customer service.
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percysbluecandy · 6 years
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Percy: *pretends to stretch arm*
Percy: *wraps arm around Annabeth*
Leo: *watching Percy*
Leo: *pretends to stretch arm*
Leo: *accidentally hits Calypso in the face with his elbow*
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percysbluecandy · 6 years
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Percy: Someone could stop time right now and resume it whenever they wanted and we’d never know
Annabeth: Percy, it’s 3 am
Percy: For all we know it could’ve taken you 100 years to say that sentence
Annabeth: Percy
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percysbluecandy · 6 years
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Annabeth: He didn’t even bother to learn all the new campers names.
Mr. D: Listen up faces. In order to save us all some time, I will call all the males “Peter” and all the females “Piper” from now on.
Piper: Piper is actually my name.
Mr. D: Then, out of fairness to the others, you will be Slagathor.
Piper: *is disappointed*
Mr. D: Peters, Pipers, Slagathor, I will be in my office.
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percysbluecandy · 6 years
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“Oh, hello sister. I must say that I ArteMISSed you, quite a lot.”
- Apollo, after he gets brought back to Olympus
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percysbluecandy · 6 years
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Nico: were you eavesdropping on us?
Percy, reading a book: pfft NO! I’m just reading a book!
Nico: the book is upside-down.
Percy: I like to challenge myself, unlike some people I could mention. It’s all about progress, man, evolution. I am above you in the totem pole of life
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percysbluecandy · 6 years
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Alex: I have high standards.
Magnus: [acts like a dork]
Alex: Oh no, he’s meeting all of my standards.
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percysbluecandy · 6 years
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*Alex and Magnus during their wedding*
Magnus: I’ll be your falafally wedded husband
Alex: I want a divorce
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percysbluecandy · 6 years
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Will: Get up! It’s morning, sun is out!
Nico: And what am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?
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percysbluecandy · 6 years
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Possible conversation in Cabin 7
New camper: Is Will Solace really our cabin counselor?
Apollo camper: Yeah, why?
New camper: He seems to be in the Hades cabin most of the time. You know, with Nico di Angelo.
Entire Apollo cabin: *grin, snigger, nudge*
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percysbluecandy · 6 years
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Heroes of Olympus as popular Tweets
Percy: ’Being SALTY is so last year. Start being MARINATED. Let them know that you’ve been swimming in a mixture of emotions for a very long time.’
Annabeth: ’Autocorrect has ruined us. I don’t even try to spell difficult words anymore. I just slap at the keys until it figures out what i’m saying’
Jason: ’[losing badly in a contest] guys it not a constest’
Piper: ’I’ve been telling everyone that i’m legally crazy and that I’m obligated to tell them’
Leo: ’I’m well aware that ive accidently set myself on fire and its none of your business. i dont need your pity water either. let me burn in peace.’
Hazel: ’Seeing me trying to act normal in public is so funny’
Frank: ’Oh my god this guy in this bathroom wearing a cowboy hat just greeted me with a “howdy brother” and I panicked and I said “yee haw”‘ 
Nico: ’I hate when I try to order a salad and my mouth says, “I’ll have a double Quarter Pounder with Cheese.”’
Reyna: ’Every morning I ask the dogs “the usual?” before pouring their food into their bowls & neither of us thinks it’s funny but that’s showbiz baby‘ 
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percysbluecandy · 6 years
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Samirah: thank the gods!
Magnus: The gods? The gods are the ones creating all the problems! I’m the one fixing them!
Percy: *screams from the distance*
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