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I am so suprised that the nursery nurse has no fandom so i guess i'm starting it with a photo of Marjorie and Autumn
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Faraday: We are not mad. We are just disappointed.
Curie: No, we are mad.
Faraday: Yes. We are. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide.
Curie: No, we’re not!
Faraday: I am not a mind reader, Curie!
#them talking to their two kids#(rowan an citra)#scythe#scythe curie#scythe faraday#curaday#curie x faraday#hs curie#hs faraday#i know it been awhile#but i'm back#for now
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Haymitch : You’re drunk.
Effie : Correction: drinking. Present tense. Grammar, Haymitch
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Leonora: I’ve been described as a ‘heartless villain’ and a 'little shit’, but I prefer… 'has alternative ways of having fun’.
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Clarissa: Why are you late?
Leonora: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.
Clarissa: Overslept?
Leonora: Overslept.
#dovesso#dovey x lesso#clarissa dovey#lesso x dovey#leonora lesso#professor dovey x lady lesso#lady leonora lesso#lady lesso#professor dovey
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Albus & Severus: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire*
Albus: We need an adult!
Severus: Albus, you are an adult!
Albus: We need an adultier adult! Get Minerva!
#minerva mcgonagall#professor mcgonagall#severus snape#professor snape#albus dumbledore#headmaster dumbledore#whats the name for their trio#minerva severus albus#hp#she is the adult
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Meir: Help! I’m drowning!
Curie: Calm down. We’re only in six feet of water!
Meir: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!
#arc of a scythe#aoas#scythe#scythe curie#hs curie#scythe meir#isn't curie like 6 ft tall#shes the token tall friend
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Mandela: Why are Faraday and Curie sitting with their backs to each other?
Constantine: They had a fight.
Mandela: Then why are they holding hands?
Constantine: They get sad when they fight.
#arc of a scythe#aoas#scythe#scythe curie#hs curie#scythe constantine#scythe faraday#scythe mandela#curaday#curie x faraday
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Faraday: You know, it’s fine to admit you were wrong.
Curie: *Sipping their drink after accidentally adding salt* I just like the way it tastes.
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Contantine: I would never say that my bestfriend is a bitch and I don’t don’t like them. That’s not true… My bestfriend is a bitch and I like them so much!
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Mandela: So, did everyone learn their lesson?
Contantine: No.
Meir: I did not.
Cervantes: I may have actually forgotten one.
Angelou: Also no.
Mandela: Oh good, neither did I.
Curie: *Exhausted sigh*
Contantine: You use emoji’s like a straight person.
Mandela: That’s literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me.
Curie: Wait you like me? For my personality?
Angelou: I know, I was surprised too.
Mandela: What did you two do?
Curie:
Constantine:
Mandela: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.
Contantine: I wouldn’t wish that upon my worse enemy!
Contantine: Unless of course. . We’re talking about my enemy, Faraday. Fuck you Faraday, you know what you did!
Angelou: Where are your parents?
Curie: What are parents?
Angelou: That’s just about the saddest thing I've ever heard.
#arc of a scythe#scythe curie#aoas#scythe constantine#scythe faraday#scythe mandela#scythe meir#scythe angelou#scythe cervantes#curie constantine brotp#constantine is jealous of Faraday#ft curies shitty parents#scythe#hs curie#brotp
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Cervantes: Die.
Contantine: Please don't die!
Cervantes: DIE!
Contantine: PLEASE DON'T DIE!
Meir, confused: Why are they yelling at a plant?
Curie, watching while eating popcorn: They bought it together and Contantine wants Cervantes to accept it as their kid.
#arc of a scythe#aoas#scythe#scythe curie#hs curie#scythe constantine#scythe cervantes#scythe meir#i shall join in on the shipping of constantine and cervantes#meir and curie are friends though#maybe more?
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Curie: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.
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Got a concert tonight so hope for the best that i don't fall on stage
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Minerva: Sometimes I get so caught up on being gay that I forget I’m actually bi.
#minerva mcgonagall#professor mcgonagall#hp fandom#bisexual#lesbian#you can choose#but she is not straight#the only straight she is is a#straight up badass
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Albus: I can't believe there's a cat somewhere in my house. Amazing feeling. Love cats. And she's here, in my house! Somewhere! And I may encounter her! What a treat.
#hes talking about minerva#albus dumbledore#minerva mcgonagall#platonic malbus#mmad#professor mcgonagall#headmaster dumbledore#hp fandom#cat minerva
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Albus: You three, explain right now!
Minerva: It was Severus.
Filius: It was Severus.
Pomona: It was Severus.
Severus:
Severus: …fuck.
Minerva: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Albus will and will not eat.
Severus: Grass? Yes!
Minerva: Moss? Yes!!
Severus: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Minerva: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Severus: Worms? Sometimes!
Minerva: Rocks? Usually nah.
Severus: Twigs? Usually!
Minerva: Filius's cooking? Inconclusive!
Pomona: How did you… test this?
Minerva: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it.
Pomona: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.
Filius: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
Albus: What scares you guys the most?
Severus: Werewolves!
Filius: Sharks.
Minerva: The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death.
Pomona:
Pomona:Minerva
Severus: We need a distraction.
Minerva: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Albus, whispering: My time has come.
#albus dumbledore#severus snape#minerva mcgonagall#pomona sprout#filius flitwick#professor sprout#professor flitwick#professor snape#professor mcgonagall#hogwarts heads of house#headmaster dumbledore
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