This is beautiful but....imagine trying to navigate these stairs drunk. 🤯🤣

I mean...do they hear themselves? It's transphobic to make trans people date trans people, but it's not homophobic to make gays do it. Y'all are ridiculous.

attention all trans people: if it makes you “””dysphoric””” to date another trans person then guess what! that’s transphobic! it’s your responsibility to fix that about yourself and you need to do that asap before you hurt your fellow trans people with that shit.

🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

amazing.

This kid is solo cute

Hope his chubby lil' face brightens your day.

So wholesome!! 😃😄🤩

Girls just being girls!

Jesus Christ. How immature and lazy are men that they need a video game gimic in the bathroom to stop them pissing all over the floor.

i learned of the Schiphol fly, which is a fly engraved on urinals at Amsterdam’s Schiphol Airport. The psychology is that men will want to “wash” the fly off the urinal so they focus more when urinating, apparently lowering cleaning bills in public bathrooms (x)

This was/is EXACTLY me with my disorganisation from Dyslexia lol

Undiagnosed ADHD child: Sometimes I talk too much in class, lol

Undiagnosed ADHD middle schooler: I always forget things in my locker, so I just keep everything in my backpack all the time, lol

Undiagnosed ADHD high schooler: I’m a big procrastinator, but I just work better under pressure, lol

Undiagnosed ADHD college student: I can’t focus during lectures unless I’m playing on my phone, lol

Undiagnosed ADHD working adult: I’m just a list person - if I don’t write it down, I know I’ll forget it, lol

I am deffo gunna try this to see if it works.

If there was a way to run SUPER MEGA AD BLOCKER on this website I fucking would

As a former teacher. Who is a lesbian (so can experience attraction to females) let me be clear:

NO WE FUCKING DON'T

NO WE FUCKING DON'T

NO WE FUCKING DON'T

NO WE FUCKING DON'T

It's hard to understand this when you're a teenager becuase you have changed so much since being a child so you think you're fully grown now. But to us oldies (as in people in our 20s and older) you look like children. Because you still are - you just don't realise it yet because you need the hindsight to realise how much life experience and growing up still lay ahead of you !

Think about how you would feel as a 16 year old if one of your friends started "dating" a 9 year old. You would be supremely weirded out by the grossness right?

I mean you've learnt so much since you were that age, you're basically a completely different person, and you're so much wiser. Why would anyone your age want to "date" someone so young? THATS how you have to view it when men want to date teenagers. It's like one of your peers "dating" a 9 year old.

The only reason they want to do it is BECAUSE they are so much older and wiser than the teenager, because they have all the power and can exploit the teenager's innocence etc.

If someone doesn't want to date people their own age that should be a MASSIVE red flag to you. They're looking for someone to USE not an equal.

Confessions of a Teacher

I am a teacher. I am 35. And I want to tell all you young girls that

YES we do get crushes on students and even fall in love with them. YES we do talk to other male teachers about what girls we find attractive. YES we do find it incredibly hot thinking our female students may be attracted to us. YES we do fantasize about teacher-student love. YES we sometimes fantasize about marrying our students - even if we are already married. YES we do find little excuses to come talk to you. YES we find reasons to pat your shoulder, hug you, put our hands on your back, etc. YES if we like you we look at you more in class and call on you more. YES little compliments like “You’re such a good student” actually mean “I’m romantically interested in you.” YES if we ever offer to pick you up, drive you somewhere, ask you stay after class, be with you alone, it means we like you. YES we are attracted by toe intelligence. YES we do give better grades to the girls we like. YES we know all this fucks with your head but we do it anyway because we have no other way to reach out. YES we think about you while we masturbate - all the time. YES we have mentally played out the scenario of what it would be like to have you many, many times. YES most of us would be willing to cheat on our wives with you. YES we want to make love to you badly, mentor you, teach you the way of a man with a woman.

NO, most of us will never say anything or do anything about this because of the danger it involves.

YES, you must do something about it and take the initiative if you want anything to happen.

NO we will not be offended or weirded out or scared. We will be incredibly honored and humbled.

YES there is a good chance we will reciprocate - if you’re legal. Or if we can’t for legal or practical reasons, we will let you down very, very soft. YES we cherish you and will my crush your feelings. YES we will most likely find a way to bed you if you tell us you want us. YES we are tormented by this situation as much as you are.

having one of those executive function days where everything is too many steps

For future reference.

I agree with this analysis. But really don't like it when men refer to the patriarchy as this separate entity devoid of their involvement.

Men 👏are 👏the 👏patriarchy👏 like....this is for men to solve.

This is their mess. They should be cleaning it up not blaming it on some invisible force that they supposedly have nothing to do with. This isn't Harry potter and you're not a Muggle.

I've been saying this for years 😭

Can you say patriarchal reversal? 🤣🤣🤣

i think it’s funny how men use myths of female inadequacy to cover for their own shortcomings. 

like how women are supposed to be horrible drivers, when four out of five serious or fatal crashes in new york are caused by male drivers and research shows that young men (18-24) have a tendency to take high risks, over-evaluate their driving skill and disrespect the rules. 

or how “women are stupid”, especially with regards to the debate of the wage gap, where men often claim that women earn less because they are less capable, when there are more women studying in higher educations, women are less likely to drop out of higher educations and are more likely to end up with a better degree than men. 

or how men claim that women talk too much, when research shows that men talk 65% of the time within the family and are more likely to talk in long monologues, whereas women more often offer commentary. Men also are more likely to interrupt; in fact, during a political debate, the former (female) minister of state in denmark was criticized in the media and made fun of for interrupting the current (male) minister of state too often - study found that he had interrupted her 28 times, whereas she only interrupted him 13 times.

or literally uncountable other scenarios. the truth is, male pride today is so inflated and builds on so many lies that it would be laughable - hadn’t it been for the fact that these things affect women’s lives every day. these jokes mean that white women earn 78 cents to a white man’s dollar. they mean that women can be ridiculed even for the things they haven’t done. they mean that women, as a gender, are assigned less worth even in the fields where they succeed. they mean that women, as a gender, are devalued and disrespected in every aspect of their professional and private lives. 

The first time I ever hinted at reaching 'peak-trans' was when a man who decided he was a woman now (because he revealed he liked wearing dresses and make up) told me I was "cis-sexist" for saying abortion was a female issue and that trans men got caught in the cross fire of it because they were also female but that it was ridiculous to say we should change our language around it being a female issue to include a very small number of (female!!) People who identified otherwise (relative to the numbers of "cis" women).

The moment a pig in lipstick could call me a sexist and a room full of people would applaud him for being woke or brave was the first moment I knew something had gone horribly wrong.

“how dare a white, straight, cis woman…..!” it doesn’t matter how many qualifiers you put in front of woman, she still has every right and qualification to talk on womanhood, infinitely more so than any man, trans-identified or not.