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Bastille “committed to the bit” Dartmoor and Alcatraz “stage fright? what’s that?” Smedry
What crimes will they commit? With how famous these kids are, shenanigans are sure to ensue
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Unmute !
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It- it’s them…
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Love!!!
ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog
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imagine that howling at the moon
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REAL
[Puts on my blorbo song while doing dishes]
[Does dishes]
[Song ends]
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'Shit i forgot to think about my blorbo during the blorbo song'
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tangled gave us so much, but mostly it gave us the beautiful and intense love of a horse and the man he is chasing in order to imprison
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yep.
reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something
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Danny: *kicks the “G” off the Graveyard sign* Lets get this party started!!!
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Wake up babe new hyperfixation just dropped
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HEY
thinkin about the chosen one story told from the pov of the person standing next to them again. thinkin about the one who has to stand by and watch the chosen one become a weapon, a sacrifice, an offering to the machinations of plot and can do nothing but make sure they’re fed and rested and soothe them when they wake up screaming from nightmares. thinkin about the fierce devotion that has to exist to follow someone to the end of the world just so they don’t have to die alone. thinkin about the terror they’d feel every step of the journey knowing it’s not their place to change how the story plays out. thinkin thinkin thinkin.
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Not a day goes by that I don't think about The Blorbo™️
if a character means enough to me i will truly never stop thinking about them. i just retire them into a little back room in my brain and periodically bring them out to stare at them under a little light
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*Covers face with hands* the brainrot struck me like a two by four to the head today, so…Alcatraz Smedry inspired custom converse.
I cannot believe I am designing shoes for a fictional person, and yet here we are.
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Shallan Davar is a disaster and I love her (audio from Tom Cardy)
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!!!!!!! yes yes I love!!!
Bastille gets a lot of attention as the one most overtly fierce. But when she's in danger, there's cracks in the stone and blood on the walls, and Alcatraz will burn the world down to save her.
Alcastille head canons
-bastille often gets head aches to alcatraz will just stay with her in a dark room to keep her company
-they are almost never seen without the other since the battle at the world spire
-both of them hate the royal parties that they’re forced to go to so most of the time they will sneak away
-they are both very protective of each other
-if they have kids, they will adopt because they are both asexual
-they have both killed somebody for each other and you will not change my mind
-their house was originally in the city but they got too much attention, so they moved near the woods and don’t have neighbors
-they knew they liked each other for years but didn’t start officially dating until like 16 or 17
-absolutely hated the idea of a big wedding, they eventually were convinced but it was one of their biggest regrets
-alcatraz has “forced” bastille to explore the hush lands with him
-they sometimes visit Joan and Roy
This is it for now, I know I have more but we’ll see when I remember what they are
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imagine having to go through being a Jane Austen fangirl in 1817. this unknown author dropped banger after banger. then died. then put out two more bangers. you go through sixteen enemies-to-lovers arcs. you read lines like "you must allow me to tell you how ardently i admire and love you" and you're like is literally anyone else seeing this shit. there's a character named Fitzwilliam. maybe eight other people have read it. no fandom to speak of. your brain is rotting. you're weeping. lamenting. clawing at your petticoats
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:)
Cosmere fans sure can break crowdfunding websites huh?
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