imagine dealing w an international crisis involving precious artifacts and someone is like ‘don’t worry I know a guy’ and it’s a dorky connecticut college professor named henry who slips into his slutsona and suddenly he’s capable of saving the world w the power of his whip & fedora

hastily slapped this together in a few seconds

I'm just saying, if there's a curse that runs along your family line and you don't tell your kids about it, how the hell are they supposed to go on a quest to stop it?

I have been waiting all year to post this.

We were given opposable thumbs to give the rest of the planets creatures scritches and instead decided to use them to destroy them and ourselves….

When I read a fanfic I like, the author becomes a mini celebrity to me. So when an author with a work I like kudos’ or comments on my own fanfic I just-

normalize having more than one best friend. "best friend" shouldn't just be a title reserved for one person... best friend is a species...

This guy 😆

It even took me two decades to admit he’s my fav. I was just too much like him and in denial 😭

The most potent blorbos are the not the hottest or the most pathetic, they're the ones who share your particular neuroses but in their world those neuroses are significantly more justifed

Since Ao3 has temporarily disabled guest comments due to very mean and pornographic bots, now is a very good time for 1) readers with Ao3 accounts to comment on the fics they love and cherish to make up for those who cannot leave guest comments and 2) readers without Ao3 accounts to join the waitlist and make an account!

this may be the greatest thing in history, or at least this month

why yes I AM making boop gifs from screen recording

But did he start the fire?