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My Weird Ships
Just because the blog name is my weird ships doesn't mean I think any of these ships are weird and none of this art is mine so don't comment saying I stole anything so with that over~So have fun~
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How about some headcanons w Junkrat and a chubby s/o? Your blog's looking a++ so far! :D
Junkrat would be really over-protective. Probably flying off the handle if he heard someone say something nasty about his partner. He would be really affectionate, loving to cuddle up next to them or even rub their stomach a bit. Laying his head on their stomach is also another thing he’d really like to do while they relax together. Just all around enjoying how comfy and warm his partner is and how much he cares about them.
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~McCree X Listener NSFW: Homecoming~
After coming back from an arduous mission, McCree’s partner shows how much they missed him.
Contains: Kissing, Oral Sex, Sexual intercourse, Petnames (sweetheart, buttercup, pumkpin, darlin’, honey, baby), Reunion Sex, Dirty Talk, Barebacking
It’s McCree! I decided to try and well…try out his voice! I had fun with this one! (also this is somehow the first audio where someone is actually having intercourse within the audio, would you look at that)
What do you think? Do you think I fit McCree’s voice? Should I continue to do audios as him?
~Audio Transcript Below~
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The Top Shelf - Submitted
(Anddd I finished that fic. I hope you thirsty people enjoy! <3)
Anonymous: You know those scenes in movies where someone is reaching for something on a high shelf and they’re on their tip toes to reach whatever they want? McCree will come up behind his s/o and drape himself over them and tease ‘em. Dirty talk, grinding, a bit of groping- the whole nine yards. If his s/o begs enough he’ll even fuck them against whatever they’re leaning against. (This normally happens in the kitchen, which leads to “I’m about to eat like a king. Not talking about the food, either.”)
“Where’s the damned tea…”
Shutting another cabinet, you huffed, running a hand through your hair.
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I want everyone to know that Nintendo of America has a Waluigi conference room
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Your headcanons are amazing! Like, I'm in love! Can I ask for any assassin boi of your choosing with an S/O that's just permanently cold? Like, all the time??
*reads request. Looks at username. Reads request again* Ok I think I know who imma write on rofl (and thank you!)
Jacob “Idiot Hero” Frye:
-First things first, we gotta remember that central heating and cooling wasn’t what it is today.
-Too hot? Less sheets at night and just deal during the day.
-Too cold? Light a fire and hope the house doesn’t burn down. Or bundle up.
-During a warm day, it’s not so bad, though Jacob sometimes takes your hands and warms them up.
-If it’s a warm night, however, he’ll probably use you like a cooling blanket.
-After a few rounds in the fight club, he’ll take your hands and place them on his face to cool off.
-Your blush is kind of a bonus for him.
-Winter, however, is a different beast.
-Constantly seems surprised when you’re shivering (still uses your hands as ice packs after a fight, if anything it feels even better)
-Uses gang money to buy you expensive and well made coats, gloves, hats, anything to keep you warm.
-knows that, if you’re on the train, you’re near the fireplace.
-Uses your coldness as an excuse to get close and warm you up.
-not that he needs an excuse.
-He might not seem as aware as Evie, but he is. He shows it differently.
-If you’re getting uncomfortably cold in public, he’ll be subtle. Suggests going closer to the fire with him, finds a way to get you a hot drink, or helps you wrap up whatever you’re doing so you can go home.
-At a Rook Stronghold? I mean, the green beans already know who you are and aren’t about to say anything if their boss lays a warm hand on you, so he’ll be a little more touchy.
-Train? If you’re not near the fireplace, you’re wrapped up in a blanket on his couch. With him. Probably gettin’ a little red in the face
-Home? Any ol’ friend he’ll make sassy remarks and maybe stoke the fire. But his lover? No way, your house is warm and cozy with the best of everything. You mysteriously always have coal and firewood. Anything threadbare is replaced.
-And he’ll be more than happy to offer up his body heat.
-Maybe not offer so much as give.
-Boy is gonna latch onto you.
- “Jacob, I’m busy.”
- “No, you’re cold.”
-At night, he’ll practically lay on top of you.
-Not that you mind, he’s a healthy and active man, he’s warm.
-Has absolutely used your body temp as an excuse to become intimate.
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All dogs share the same basic digestive system despite the range of physical variations (and attitudes) across different breeds. Every dog is designed to eat a raw animal-based diet, from the Chihuahua to the Great Dane. Breed-specific dog food brands are simply a marketing gimmick aimed at playing on the pet owner’s emotions, and their desire to feed their pet the best possible diet.
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Can we have more pictures of you as Rose Quartz?
Sure!
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Yang Xiao Long x Blake Belladonna
#rwby#yang xiao long#team rwby#blake belladonna#sunny little dragon#bumblebee#lesbian#yang x blake#aesthetic#yang xiao long x Blake belladonna aesthetic#Yang x blake aesthetic#yang xiao long x blake belladonna
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Blake Belladonna x Ruby Rose
#rwby#Blake Belladonna#ruby rose#team rwby#ladybug#aesthetic#blake x ruby#lesbian#blake belladonna x ruby rose#blake belladonna x ruby rose aesthetic#i ship it
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Elizabeth x Meliodas
#elizabeth x meliodas#anime#7 deadly sins#i ship it#dragon sin of wrath#dragon sin#meliodas the dragon sin of wrath#captain of the 7 deadly sins#princess elizabeth of liones#elizabeth#the third princess of liones#aesthetic#the ship has sailed#elizabeth x meliodas aesthetic
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Elaine x Ban Aesthetic
#Elaine x Ban#aesthetic#7 deadly sins#anime#i ship it#fox sin of greed#fox sin#fairy queen#elaine x ban aesthetic#ban#elaine#love#the ship has sailed
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WHERE DID ALL THE NET NEUTRALITY POSTS GO?!
SIGN A PETITION! CALL A SENATOR! KEEP FIGHTING FOR YOUR RIGHTS, AMERICA!
TAKE. THE. FCC. DOWN.
SUE. THOSE. FOOLS.
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Y'all are killing me lol. Not really tho. HANZO IS NOW NO LONGER AVAILABLE lol. Again. Hanzo sex head cannons are now an open book
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He’s a top. That’s basically it. He wants to be in control. That being said he’s a very loving top
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The dragon (IM SORRY HOW COULD I NOT)
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Open until he cums. Then his entire face tenses up. Its something he feels he needs to apologize for sometimes
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Its not something he tends to do for to long. Its also the only way to get him to be a bit on the sub side
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Hickeys on your shoulders and the base of your neck. He might get embarrassed if they get shown off in public
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When they find there spot it can feel like they are glued there. Its just annoying because they are always somewhere different!
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Literally not at all. He was always to busy in his youth to find a lover. Or even a 1 night stand.
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It is literally up to you how long he lasts. A squeeze here and a kiss there. Added with a sexy moan. And he is DONE
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Lights off but a there a lit candles in a few spots. So its a very romantic setting
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Not one to partake in it. He’s to nervous he’ll get caught
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Did this already
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Lot of grunts. But when he hits climax he moans
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Less shower sex and more bath sex
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Wherever in your house has the most floor space. It can get a lil wild
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Did this already
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His climax is always very intense. He also tends to get very hardcore before he cums
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6 and a half. Curves up. Uncut with a bit of hair at the base. A dick that guarantees an orgasm
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Sex is very personal with him. Meaning he only wants to talk about it with you in privite. This leads to a lot of teasing
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Merry Christmas and happy holidays you guys! Don’t drink and drive, drink and fall asleep drunk so you can get your face doodled over by the kids at your house :P
It’s been a year with many ups and downs, but ultimately i’ve had a lot of good things happened to me, especially in terms of the close friends who are wonderful people, and those who like my art who’ve stuck with me for this long.
I’m super sorry for not being able to reply to a lot of messages either due to the lack of time or the constant forgetfulness, but i’ve read all of them. thank you for these words of encouragement, they’ve accompanied me through 2017.
i decided to try my hand at my two worst subjects for this picture: perspective and just, coloring in general lol. it’s crazy to see how much i’ve improved art style wise. all thanks to mchanzo for being an amazing ship and the fact overwatch exists in general.
so thank you all. be safe this holiday!
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Dating Jacob Frye Modern!AU Part 2/2
Playing video games together until 4am
And Jacob only likes it when you sit between his legs in front of the couch
Because then he can totally cheat by tickling your sides
And you never learn partially because you enjoy the feeling of him pressed up against your back and you know you can totally beat him at any board/card game anyway may as well let him have something
And you end up falling asleep in Jacob’s lap because of course you two children assume you can make it through another round only to suddenly wake up at 11am with soar necks
And without a word between you two Jacob gathers you in his arms and manages to somehow make it to the bedroom where he crawls into bed with you and you both proceed to pass out again
Jacob letting you ride in the cart when you go grocery shopping together
And when you try to go and buy actual groceries you send Jacob to go get something from the list, only to have him come back 20 min later with his arms full of candies, pastries, and is that a bottle of alcohol-
You’re totally those people who spray all the perfumes in the department store and you end up walking out smelling between a mixture of old lady, prepubescent boy who showers in axe, and a flower garden
You both also totally hide in the clothes racks and when one of you two comes looking for the other you jump out and totally scare the crapola out of each other
All the water gun fights
And nerf gun fights
Making silly faces at each other across the room at parties
Working out together at the gym
Yeah that’s right you’re that fit couple that incites the hashtag #baegoals on the snapchats of the people working out around you
For Valentine’s Day he buys you the biggest bouquet of roses he can find with super fancy chocolates
The surprises don’t end there as he then presents you with a home cooked meal that he literally took classes for in order to learn how to make you a special romantic dinner
Did i also mention the super cliché trail of rose petals that you find afterwards that lead you to your bedroom
Speaking of cliché this hopelessly romantic cinnamon bun will not go home until you’ve gone on the ferris wheel with him at least once when you go to the carnival
And preferably at night
Since then when you’re distracted by the beautiful view of the grounds all lit up he can silently lean over and capture your lips in a long, tender kiss
And he would pull out all the stops with you sitting in his lap, cupping your face in his hands and silently whispering at least a few good heartfelt “I love you’s”
And, don’t forget- the life-sized teddy bear sitting next to you both that literally nobody but him could win because you’re his girl and he would do anything to see your beautiful smile light up his world again
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