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Everythings Got A Price, All That Matters Is How-
Many zeros! (I really hoped that would have fit)
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To Whom It May Concern,
As part of my duties as Overseer of Wizard Island Island and its multi dimensional territories, I am responsible for taking Housing Census of all Willing and Sentient Folk who abide here.
All I ask is any Written/Illustrated/Psychically Transmitted Description of your current residence, as well as cultural or geographically notable Landmarks nearby. If you wish to include direction (ie. North, West, Southeast) I will attempt to include you on the Wizard Island Island Map as well.
PLEASE NOTE: Information you share MAY be included in records or documents considered public access. DO NOT INCLUDE SENSITIVE INFORMATION or ANY information if you have had issues with the GOBLIN MAFIA at any point in history.
I hope this Letter finds you well,
-@cavolfire-the-roasted Overseer of the Brassica Sect of Magic and Territories of Wizard Island Island
“I can not speak on it without the permission of @druidicrepository”
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*the second you are out, bit takes the bottle and disappears into a vine gateway. It collapses behind him.*
“Ugh… dose anyone know of where a robot can get a drink?”
*bit holds his head in his plant hand*
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*bit stares at it… then thinks*
“Na… I’m done”
*bit gets up*
“Ugh… dose anyone know of where a robot can get a drink?”
*bit holds his head in his plant hand*
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“Fine”
“Ugh… dose anyone know of where a robot can get a drink?”
*bit holds his head in his plant hand*
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“More”
*he takes the bottle and starts chugging*
“And no, I’m not hearing voices… it was a ritual… unintentional ritual.”
“Ugh… dose anyone know of where a robot can get a drink?”
*bit holds his head in his plant hand*
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“Ye-yes. I ne-e-e-ed this… all-ll of my dea-a-ad children just came ba-a-ack as ghost to tell me not to Bl-l-lame myself…”
*he drinks the next glass*
“Ugh… dose anyone know of where a robot can get a drink?”
*bit holds his head in his plant hand*
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*bit take it and a root extends from his arm into it.*
“Hm…. Should have expected…”
*he then freezes*
“I-I-I-‘ll-ll T-take Anoth-th-th-er….”
*his voice dose the robotic equivalent of slurring his speech*
“Ugh… dose anyone know of where a robot can get a drink?”
*bit holds his head in his plant hand*
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“Ya… I need it.”
“Ugh… dose anyone know of where a robot can get a drink?”
*bit holds his head in his plant hand*
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“I can do that to dip shit.”
*up from the ground, roots begin to grow into a giant bowl. Then in that bowl water starts to pour in. Cleaner than yours*
“I need some alcohol”
*he stricken his hand in the water and all of it is absorbed*
“Ugh… dose anyone know of where a robot can get a drink?”
*bit holds his head in his plant hand*
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“I drink water….my arm drinks water. You have any… what is a human drink… Vodka?”
“Ugh… dose anyone know of where a robot can get a drink?”
*bit holds his head in his plant hand*
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“Bad, I…haven’t actually drunk before”
“Ugh… dose anyone know of where a robot can get a drink?”
*bit holds his head in his plant hand*
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“Ugh… dose anyone know of where a robot can get a drink?”
*bit holds his head in his plant hand*
#wizard#wizard island island#wizard posting#wizard tumblr#wizardblr#wizardposting#thank you#druids repository#wizard shit
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Thank you to everyone who got me to 100 likes!
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Thank you @blu3birdprince and everyone who got me to 500 reblogs!
(Let’s make a tree that I will draw.)
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(I really want more people to interact with this character. Please : (
(Just send an ask)
#wizard posting#wizard tumblr#wizardblr#wizard#wizard island island#wizardposting#magic#escape#wizardblogging#escape co.
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@druidicrepository
(For reference)
* I walk out of the shop and to my garden. I walk and walk, entranced by the flowers and plants, I lose track of how far I walked.*
* I make it to the edge of the garden and look out to the dark woods. A flower pops up just a few feet in front of me a little thing that drapes over with flowers hanging upside down*
* I take one step forward then two and look down at the flower blue. It’s a lovely sight, truly a wonder that it grew this far from the rest, in this dark wood.*
* I bend down to take a closer look at it when a noise of ripping, echoes out from behind me.*
“Well, what do we have here? The bloody hands of the emperor, here examining a flower. It has been a pain tracking you down.”
“What do you want jubilee”
“It’s rapture now, I have been cleaning up all the loose ends you left… but you didn’t leave much work for me now, did you-“
* A blade punctures the space in front of rapture’s neck.*
“ Leave, I give you this because I once taught you.”
“ Oh, old man you HAVE grown soft.”
* he turns back to the portal*
“ Take him away. Leave no evidence.”
“ yes”
* Four figure walk from the portal and attempt to grave bit*
“ You really have changed Rapture, back in the day you wouldn’t have left this job to your underlings.”
* A body flies by Raptures head back through the portal,*
“ what-“
* Another body flies unconscious through the portal as the other two charge.*
“ you…”
*he looks at my feet*
“Are softer than I thought, that fool is protecting a flower”
*They change tactics as they try to push Bit back into the flower. He fights his hardest to not step back.*
*another body flies back*
“Hm, fine I’ll do it myself”
*Rapture pulls out two blades and charges*
“Oh you think you can beat me in combat?”
*bit takes another step back to parry his blade and looks down.*
*the flower is squashed under foot*
“To slow.”
*a blade punctures Bit’s stomach as oil begins to spill down, a buzzing. Bees pour from the wound*
“God, what? why do you have these in there, ow!”
(This is where you come in)
@druidicrepository
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