mothmanbabey
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Police cars: *Sound of sirens go off nearby*
Jonathan, who has done nothing wrong in his life: They’ve found me.
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romeo: what the hell happened to you?
mercutio: well i was abandoned by a lot of people in my life and now as a result i'm incapable of feeling confident in relationships so i often use humor as a coping mechanism until the point where it's annoying to everyone around me and they ultimately leave me again because of it.
romeo: what? no, i meant the clown makeup.
mercutio: ohhhh! i was hired for a kid's birthday party today.
#my brain came up with this dialogue last night and i new immediately how to apply it#is this or is this not some shit they'd say lmao#ugh my mind is so powerful#shakespeare incorrect quotes#shakespeare#romeo and juliet incorrect quotes#romeo and juliet#mercutio romeo and juliet#romeo montague#juliet capulet#leonardo dicaprio#mercutio#romeo and mercutio#mercutio and romeo#incorrect quotes#source: my brain on benadryl
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"So long, gayboys!"
- mercutio to romeo and his friends whenever he leaves the room
#romeo and juliet#shakespeare#mercutio#mercutio romeo and juliet#montague#capulet#juliet capulet#romeo montague#english#poetry#plays#literature#classic literature#shakespeare incorrect quotes#romeo and juliet incorrect quotes#source: the hangover
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[comlink buzzing]
ahsoka: *picking up the comlink* anakin?
anakin, on the other line: hey, ahsoka. obi-wan's being a little bitch again.
obi-wan, also on the call: uh, anakin? i'm here too.
anakin: *nervously laughing* wassup my brother?
#star wars#sw#star wars a phantom menace#a phantom menace#star wars attack of the clones#attack of the clones#star wars revenge of the sith#revenge of the sith#star wars prequels#star wars prequel memes#star wars incorrect quotes#anakin skywalker#obi wan kenobi#ben kenobi#ahsoka tano#star wars clone wars#clone wars#source: the office
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ben solo’s fluffy hair, good boy sweater™, and little “ow” noise
rb if you agree
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therapy but theres an audience that laughs at you
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*expresses a reason i’m upset* oh god im being manipulative aren’t I
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ladies do we care? do we care anymore ladies,?? do we care? ladies do we? do we care anymore ladies???? ladies do we caree??? do we?????
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