gamerbros be like “im not a transphobe but if you acknowledge that trans people exist in your game i will absolutely refuse to play it or stop immediately if i am currently playing it”
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Don't forget to sleep on your neck at a weird angle tonight. I love you
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I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them
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my coffin shaped locket is the perfect size to fit one singular ibuprofen
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Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?
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when you yell “puppy!” at a lil doge and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”
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Like to charge reblog to cast
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My three girlfriends.
And yes, they smoke weed.
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