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minors dni! +18 only, she/her, 22, also a Luci simp!
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Having even slightly popular mutuals is so cool. The king has bestowed upon me a like. Perhaps even a reblog
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Wizard Tip of the Day: Color code your outfit, but use a color NOT associated with your main elemental domain to confuse your enemies. No one expect a rock in the face from a dude in blue robes
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Alright, yall, for my stats class, I need this or that question with a ton of responses. Plus, I think it'll be funny to say my poll source is Tumblr. (Only these two cause I personally think they were the best, and I can have only 2 responses) if yall can repost this, I need a ton of people for this sample to be viable! Thanks!
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unfortunately no eclipse photography can ever outdo the waffle house one from 2017
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I'm thinking of making a little challenge for us NSFW writers. I just found out that may is masturbation month so I'm putting together a little list of prompts for it that are mostly focused on masturbation. Is anyone interested?
(Please reblog for a larger sample size)
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Portal underwear, think about it. Having your demon of choice wear a pair that has the portal that leads to a mask on the other side so you can suck on them throughout the day. Keep them aroused, constantly giving just a little bit of stimulation...
Or suck them off throughout the day, overstimulate him and think about how he's trying to hide it, hide that you're sucking his dick while he's at a photo shoot, in a meeting, in class, streaming, or just walking around the town.
Or tease them throughout the day, edge him and take the mask off so the cold air wraps around his dick as the orgasm that was building up ebbs away. Only for you to do it all over again, ignoring the needy texts he's sending you.
#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me!#portal underwear#mc obey me#reader x obey me#belphegor x reader#diavolo x reader#x reader#lucifer x reader#mammon x reader#reader x levi#reader x asmo#reader x beel
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Having your own personal blog is honestly quite a nice change of pace compared to Reddit. I could put a funny GIF of George Bush getting hit by a shoe on here and the worse case scenario is that no one even notices.
You put that on a big subreddit and you get your eyes gouged out and a heap of political discourse underneath your post.
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You can only reblog this today or until the next Monday, June 19th, 2028.
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Pov you're on a date with him in the human world and he's kinda drunk too
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Ya know, I think that belphies s/o would never have to worry about not being able to sleep. Make puppy dog eves at this man and ask him to, he'd probably knock you out immediately lol
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Aliko Dangote, the richest man in Africa, has been tormented by a Brazilian man named Osvaldo for the last several years.
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Here's Belphies for the post I made earlier
Warning; somnophilia, he's given consent but doesn't know that you have the toys, don't know how to tag for that so be careful, gn reader, Minors dni.
One day you wake up to discover something new on your desk. Now you may have failed your demon bio class, but you definitely remember this lesson.
If a demon truly falls in love with a human, whether or not that love is reciprocated, two toys will appear to the human. These are only visible to that human and are linked to the demon.
The odd part is that Belphie's set showed up first.
He's been begging you to try some somno with him, telling you to just do it whenever he's fallen asleep. Smiling to yourself,yo think "There's no better surprise than this for him" as you grab the pocket pussy off of the desk.
It's one in the morning, plenty of time to get up to shenanigans and go back to bed after. >:3
You slowly work one finger into the toy and realize that it's not self lubricating, but it doesn't seem to be a problem. Your finger glides through almost as if it's made of water.
You slide another finger in and start stretching the toy out for the dildo. It makes you pause for a second about what you're doing. Realize that you have the perfect thing to make this everything he's ever wanted.
Setting the toy down, you dig through your bottom drawer and grab your vibrator. Slotting the vibe into the toy, making sure that the two motors were pressing against everything just right,you turn it to the lowest setting and set the two of them on the charging pad.
You grin when the vibe lights up saying that it's charging.
Looking at the dildo, you start to wonder if you've got anything to stimulate that as well..
Well, you have told him to go fuck himself before, joking as it was, but now he really can. You slide the dildo inside the pocket pussy before going to sleep for the night.
In the morning, you check your setup. Just as you thought, it wasn't nearly enough to get him to cum. Feeling a bit sadistic, you turn the vibe off but keep it inserted.
You say a shrinking spell and stuff the toys into your pocket. Time to wake up the slothful demon.
Making your way to the attic, you hear the whimpering and begging from the top of the stairs. "Please… felt so good… please…" the moans and please float to your ears as you hold the remote to the vibe in your pocket.
Since he begged so pretty, you take pity on him and turn the vibe on again. He gasps and starts babbling thanks and praises.
If only you could see him.. see how he's reacting to the vibe. You slowly start turning up the vibe and he starts to whimper about being close. You cut the vibrations when he starts to give warnings that he's close. "NO! Nononononono! Please…. So close please!!"
You can't stand it anymore and you have to see him. You creep into the attic. The first thing you see is him spread out, tears flooding his face as he desperately fists his red cock.
Silently you turn the vibe to max and watch as he cums so hard his whole body shakes and twitches. You switch to the sporadic pattern and watch as he twitches in sync with the vibe.
He starts begging again and you turn the vibe off completely. He sighs and curls around a pillow.
"Hey Belphie!" You say cheerfully as you close the attic door behind you. "Time to get up! Beers already started eating and…" you tail off, as if you just discovered the state of the demon.
Belphie whimpers and opens his arms to you, silently begging you for cuddles. Happy to provide some much needed aftercare,you separate him from the sweaty and soiled blankets and hold him close.
"Did you have a good dream, Belphie?" He nods into your shoulder and mumbles about it being the best dream ever before falling back asleep.
Smiling softly, you pull a clean blanket over the two of you and send a text to the group; "I've got a case of Belphie paralysis lol, save me and him some food?" Before falling asleep next to him.
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Dudes it's been so freaking long since I've actually written something it's ridiculous. I just tried to write a short about an mc the finds magic pocket pussies for the boys and omg it was a train wreck.
I'm definitely gonna try to make some better versions now that I have the idea, but damn. I felt like I was trying to write my first fan fic again
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Happy Pride Month! I just did this commission for a supporter on my Patreon, the timing couldn’t have been better!
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“Uh oh, looks like Lucifer strung Mammon up from the ceiling again. Please help him down.”
I want to try doing more simple drawings; however I find it too hard to????
#wants to do more simple drawings; draws the best perspective drawing ive ever seen#i went to college for art and still struggle with perspective
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