It takes me almost an hour to finish 1 episode of Miraculous Ladybug because of how often I have to pause it due to the second hand embarrassment Miss Marinette Dupain-Cheng gives me. Love her tho, that’s my girl right there 🫶

When i’m on my period me and Midol have the same relationship that House and Vicodin do

Can’t let the gang know I fw Miraculous Ladybug

“You have already left kudos here. :)”

I KNOW THAT

I WANNA LEAVE MORE

time is so fucking scary. because it does not care if you are happy. you will think I wish to stay like this, right here in this moment. i have found my place. but then time comes like a wave and pushes you forward. you cannot stay. and neither can the people you love. forward forward forward. time has ripped the claws from my hands, and the teeth from my mouth, as I have tried to cling to yesterday. but you must move forward forward forward. Forward forward forward. Forward forward forward. Forward forward forw—

ya’ll I need more marauders wlw fics and snippets

I simply cannot relate to primitive male urges

dorlene 👏 pandalily 👏 marylily 👏 emmary 👏 nobleflower 👏 quillkiller 👏 👏 👏

gimme angst

gimme fluff

gimme hurt/comfort

gimme main ships, non of that squint if you see it shit

gimme casual representation

gimme obscure crack ships

👏 👏 👏

Why tf do earlobes bleed so much

James going for an eye exam/checkup and the optometrist is some new young guy who’s all stone-faced business, barely looking at him, flipping through paper work, “are you having any problems with your current glasses,” etc and James is just stumbling over his words practically drooling at this man and also flirting unashamedly with terribly cheesy lines. Something about “the eyes are the windows to the soul you know? see anything you like in mine?” and reg’s just like “well your vision sucks so they’re pretty shit windows if you ask me” and then he watches James’ pupils dilate cartoonishly in response and is like where did this man come from and why does he clearly have a degradation kink of some sort. And then he does the thing where he makes James look at him while he moves his finger back and forth to test his peripheral vision or whatever but James keeps accidentally following his hand instead of looking straight ahead because he’s getting distracted by all the rings and picturing how they’d feel on him and and Regulus is like “please for the love of god just look at me” and James is like “oh I’ve been” and then he finally averts his attention from his hands but now he’s just staring into his eyes, jaw slack, down bad and regulus is like “okay can you see my finger still. Mr. Potter. Mr. Potter are you listening to me.” and James is just mumbling “oh I’m listening baby I’m all ears” and it’s the longest fucking checkup regulus has ever had to give but he secretly doesn’t actually mind at all

Why am I crying to Alejandro by Lady Gaga

Patrick being brutally murdered by Pennywise:

Me gagging and on the verge of throwing up bc he fell face first into the grey water and has shit in his eyes

I need anyone and everyone to know that Ken Miller from Freaks and Geeks is my dream man.

I’m watching The Midnight Gospel rn is it’s like parts of my personality vomited on tv and it’s so fun

Sometimes I open Ao3 as one would a fridge in the middle of the night. Hungry, but not willing to commit to anything that is in there and hopping a miracle will make something new and appetising appear out of thin air if only I close it and open again.

btw supporting palestine is a basic decency. the most normal take is to be against genocide. like naturally. people should not be praised for supporting palestine when it's literally the moral and ethical stance to take. genocide is bad. i can't believe we have to explain that to people. genocide is literally bad. it is morally ethical to be against genocide. people shouldn't be praised for basic decency

I hate that the movie adaptation of Percy Jackson wasn’t book accurate, but those movies are undeniably good. If you don’t correlate them to the books then they’re actually gold okay, Logan Lerman walked so Walker Scobell could run

Currently can’t stop thinking about the lyric “But I’m in the trees, I’m in the breeze / My footsteps on the ground / You see my face in every place / But you can’t catch me now” bc Rue was in the trees and how Katniss said in her speech that saw her in the flowers by her house and heard her in the mockingjay song and Rue saying “Well if they can’t catch me they can’t kill me”. You can’t tell me Can’t Catch Me Now isn’t her song. I will die on this hill 😭 Rue and this song are suchhhh a Roman Empire for me.

Walking out of the theater after seeing Barbie as if I didn’t just experience the most profound and despairing feelings.