Get nailed to a cross, die, and then come back alive after three days

How do I be cool like Jesus Christ

Be kind

Guys please dont reblog this and tag a real life person. I cant believe I have to say this at 17 notes.

I love having multiple headcanons for the same character. Like, yes, I headcanon him as a cis man, but I also headcanon her as trans feminine.

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*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document

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movies to watch . id

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I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.

I love having multiple headcanons for the same character. Like, yes, I headcanon him as a cis man, but I also headcanon her as trans feminine.

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I am the wizard of scheduling Doctor appointments 🧙‍♂️🔮✨

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Get booped, idiot

REBLOG THIS TO GIVE THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM A GOLD STAR BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN STELLAR TODAY AND THEY DESERVE IT ⭐️

hey do you have a tumblr

no sorry

I need a way to say this character makes me feel insane amounts of lust but not in a sexual or romantic way

If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.

I agree with this sentiment

glowing hot metal is such a touchable shade of orange

why do you hate swifties so much

because they aligned themselves with the treacherous count dooku

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