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Walter O'Brien NSFW Headcanons
Have you seen this man's puppy dog eyes? This man is a SWITCH!!!
Was very scientific with it at first and didn't exactly understand that people have preferences, nor did he understand the usage of such acts outside of their biological utilization.
Bisexual but won't admit it. Not because of internalized homophobia but because of his scientific view on love.
Huge voice kink. Dirty talk, praise, even just the pitch and rhythm of your voice is intoxicating to him, especially when whispered in his ear.
Not a fan of hickeys but will make an exception of ones that can be hidden by everyday clothes ie: collar bone, chest, stomach, thighs, ect.
Sapiosexual, the sexual attraction to intelligence. If you end up infodumping on an interest of yours you won't be talking about it very long.
WHIMPERS!!!!!!!
Has seen so many people in handcuffs and will never admit that he wants to see you in them as well.
Will also never admit he has a few sadistic tendencies, not enough to genuinely hurt you but just enough to startle you a bit.
When kissing, his hands go straight to your waist and/or your neck
Established a safe word IMMEDIATELY, the last thing he would want to do is do anything you weren't ok with.
VERY tense when you're flirting with him but once he starts flirting back he's surprisingly smooth with it.
Huge into aftercare, he wouldn't let you do anything before eating and having water at the very least.
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"I've got you."
Spencer Reid x GN!Reader Comfort
Comfort, no pronouns used, imagery of stalking
You woke up drowsy from your shitty hotel room sleep, a room provided by you from the local police department due to you and the team working on a case that was taking longer than expected. You found it odd that you woke yourself up especially considering that it wasn't the morning as you had previously assumed, it was pitch black outside, the digital alarm clock on the bedside table reading around 2am. Getting up you decided to get fresh air hoping maybe the stuffiness of the room was what woke you up, however, before you opened the window you were met with an unsettling sight. A man, standing under a street light in the parking lot, a hood obstructing his features as he pointed a camera toward your and your coworker's hotel rooms. You closed the curtains slowly so as to not raise suspicion before running to your phone and calling the first number that popped up, Spencer Reid.
"Hello?" A familiar but groggy voice answered.
"Hey Spence, I know it's late and I'm really sorry for waking you up-" you rambled, pacing around your room.
"Whoa, slow down what happened?" He asked alertly as he sat up from his bed.
"No time to explain right now, are your curtains closed?"
"Yeah, why? What's going on?"
"I'll explain soon, can I come over to your room?"
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Spencer opened the door and quickly moved aside to let you in as you quickly stepped into his hotel room, his hands fidgeting at his torso as he promptly shut it. Looking back at you anxiously, he watched as you peeked through the curtain.
"Are you ok?" He asked as he walked towards the window, hands still meeting in front of him, "What's going on?"
You motioned him towards you, an action he obliged, standing right behind you as you pulled back the curtain just enough for him to see.
"That."
"Jesus," he whispered, covering up the gap in the curtain and promptly grabbing his phone from the night stand, "I'm going to call Hotch, you go lay down"
Falling off your adrenaline high, the 2am drowsyness started to hit you once again. Sitting on Spencer's bed, the cheap mattress felt far more comfortable than it was before, making you barely notice your subconscious decision to lay down and snuggle into the comforter underneath you. After a short while you were met with an indent in the mattress and a hand running through your hair, moving it away from your face.
"I've got you"
#spencer reid x gn reader#spencer reid#spencer reid comfort#comfort#comfort fic#x gn reader#mgg#mgg x reader#matthew gray gubler#criminal minds x reader#criminal minds
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not nearly enough josh hutcherson x male reader content like cmon I'm starving over here
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Masterlist :p
TV shows:
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Criminal minds:
Spencer Reid:
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</Scorpion>:
Walter O'Brien:
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Movies:
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The Beekeeper:
Derek Danforth:
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#masterlist#criminal minds#criminal minds x reader#mgg x reader#derek danforth x reader#derek danforth
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"Could you hold me for a bit?"
Spencer Reid x GN!Reader angst to fluff
! Set after Season 2 EP 15 !
angst to fluff, no pronouns used, Criminal minds spoilers
You weren't the type to go to bed very early, contrasting your coworkers, most specifically Dr. Spencer Reid. Spencer went to sleep early on the rare occasions he didn't have work, even then sleeping on the plane rides back no matter the length. Point is, Spencer was not one to interrupt his quote-on-quote "beauty sleep", as Derek liked calling it, so seeing him on your doorstep late at night was certainly a surprise.
"Hey I'm really sorry-" Spencer whispered, red in the face from both tears and anxiety, with his hands fidgeting close to his torso "I just needed to be with someone and I just figured- I mean I guess you were the first person that came to mind"
You moved aside from the door, a hint Spencer immediately took by walking into the house.
"Thank you, I know it's late but-" he paused, being met with the confusion on your face he continued, "It's kind of a stupid reason."
"I'm sure it's not as stupid as you make it out to be." You assured him as you locked the door and led him to your living room couch. "What's bothering you Spence?" You ask as you sit, patting the spot to your right, gesturing him to sit down, of which he does.
"It was a nightmare, most likely trauma induced, it's weird we see all sorts of horrible things at the BAU but this one thing- I don't know- it just kinda stuck." Spencer's eyes were fixed on his hands twisting and turning into each other on his lap.
"What was it?"
"You remember when I was kidnapped? With Tobias, his dad, and Raphael? I don't know- I just can't get that stuff out of my head- no matter how hard I try it just keeps coming back." He paused, "It was so real, like I was back in that chair- back in that shed- back in that graveyard-"
"Hey-" you cut him off, "you don't need to think about that now ok? You're here and you are safe, that's all that matters."
Spencer met you with silence, poorly hiding his appreciative smile. "I know this might seem weird but could you hold me for a bit? Just till I go back to sleep?"
You immediately followed his request, laying down on the couch with him soon after, placing his head on your chest and curling into a loose ball. Rubbing your hand in circles on his back you watch as the serious doctor unravels into your touch, slowly drifting to sleep.
(sorry if this kinda sucks I'm on the aromantic spectrum and have never written anything like this :p)
#spencer reid#criminal minds#criminal minds x reader#mgg#mgg x reader#matthew gray gubler#spencer reid x reader#gender neutral reader#fluff#angst#angst to fluff#angst to comfort#spencer reid x gn reader
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Appreciate my best friend's amazing writing right now >:[
Cute little dating Argyle HCs that are in my brain
He does not give a flying fuck about your body type. Like he actually could not physically care less. He thinks you're the most perfect thing in the world regardless. He spends so much of his time with his hands wandering over your body, but not really in a sexual manner. He caresses every curve of your body, traces every scar and stretch mark, kisses every blemish, and traces hearts on every part of your body. You got a big stomach? He loves cuddling you from behind and grabbing onto it gently. Small ass? Big ass? Doesn't matter. He will gently cup it when making out. He always tells you how perfect you are, and treats you like you were crafted by the gods.
he also, again regardless of body type, loves having you in his lap. Just having his arms around you and you being so close to him makes him so happy. Maybe he's sitting in a chair at his house and you're sitting in his lap while he does schoolwork. He absolutely loves it. And if you're self conscious about weighing too much? He will (playfully but still meaning it) scold you for thinking badly about yourself and then trap you on his lap so you can't leave.
This man is like a little crow and gives you little trinkets that make him think of you. Little bottle caps, rocks, cool looking sticks, lighters, buttons, keys, and so much more. He will also spend all his leftover money on things for you. Like jewelry. He LOVES seeing you wear things that he bought you. It's his little form of marking you. His favorite to give is rings. There are several on chains that you wear as necklaces because they're too big/small, but you wear them nonetheless.
He also loves making pizzas for you. When you first get to know him, he gives you all kinds of pizzas to learn your pallet. He learns all about your likes and dislikes of flavors and combinations. Then he constantly surprises you with free pizzas that you absolutely love because he just knows you so well. (there have been a few misses, but he always makes it up to you with the next pizza)
He will buy two of the most obnoxious, bright, and colorful shirts so you guys can match. He loves matching with you even if no one knows that you're matching.
He will also do the same with socks. He wants to match obnoxious socks with you.
He will get little pictures of you and put them everywhere. In his wallet, in the mirror of his van, on his wall, everywhere so he can just see you all the time. They're also specifically pictures of you smiling because there is nothing he loves more than seeing you smile. Your smile never fails to turn an awful day into a fantastic one. He would even get a locket with your picture in it because he doesn't care, he wants to be able to see that amazing smiling face of yours whenever he wants. (which is all the time)
He loves smoking with you, but if you don't like smoking, he would never pressure you. He would also make sure that you're okay with him smoking around you and if you're not he'll be so careful as to never smoke around you. If you are okay with it, he'll try not to do it right next to you. But if you also smoke? You sit on his lap, facing him as the two of you pass the blunt back and forth, hot boxing the van, a hazy fog filling the air.
He loves it when you play with his hair. He's fallen asleep in your lap because you always play with his hair when he's resting his head in your lap. It's just so soothing to him.
He does not shut up about you, to anyone. You're his favorite person, so he tells everyone about every little thing you've ever done. Jonathan is kind of sick of it, but he's just happy that his friend has someone that he loves so much.
He is the king of nose kisses. He constantly kisses your nose and also rubs your noses together to show affection. He just loves it so much and thinks it's so close.
He is also an acts of service man. But it's little things like tying your shoes, or putting your hair up for you. He loves being helpful.
Anyway. I'm thinking so much about this delightful man. 🩷
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Why are there so many x fem readers for very obviously/canonically queer men. Let us gay men have SOMETHING Jesus 😭
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Derek Danforth NSFW Bullet List / Headcanons (gender neutral)
Has a jacobs ladder piercing but instead of every inch he has it pierced every 8th of an inch to make it appear longer.
Whimpers but will never admit it. Gets rougher when you tease him about it.
Sorry to all my people who need male validation but he would never praise you, even if he was held at gunpoint he would still degrade the hell out of you.
Has the sex drive of a teenage boy and has definitely been caught jacking off or watching 🌽 in the office
Definitely a "why would you need toys if you have me" type of guy but because of his sex drive, whenever you're down he is.
LOVES having sex (especially receiving head) in risky places. In the car, under his desk, bathroom at his mom's place, anywhere and everywhere it has been done.
Katoptronophilia, mirror sex. He loves being able to see every part of you and making you watch what he does to you.
Nipple piercings :3
"slut", "whore", "cock slut", "toy/doll", "naughty thing", "mine", ect.
REFUSES to sub but when he's desperate and/or close he begs like crazy.
Huge ownership kink, if anyone is staring at you at a party he'll pull you to the nearest empty room/bathroom and absolutely cover you in hickeys, maybe even have a few rounds with you to make sure you remember that no one could take care of you the way he does.
Pansexual and non-monogamous, doesn't care who he gets to dick down as long as it's someone.
#x gn reader#x gn y/n#josh hutcherson#josh hutchinson#derek danforth#the beekeeper#the beekeeper movie#the beekeeper 2024#derek danforth x reader#nsft headcanon#headcanon
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