yall i Literally cannot stop thinking about that scene of cloud possessed by sephiroth using the buster like masamune cutting people down in one swing of the sword, smirking and tilting his head 2 degrees to dodge a bullet, skewering that guy mid air, holy fuck it was so hot
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It must suck for Sephiroth knowing that Don Corneo got closer to sleeping with Cloud than he ever will.
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That robin.
Tiw | ins
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maybe monsterfucker erotica doesn't need a plot but it certainly gives the whole thing a bit more substance
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i love when hetero women say shit like "i would never be with a bisexual man who fucks other men and puts things up his butt, that's icky." well, i would. bend over, king!!!
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one of your duties as major arcana is taking lesser nightmares out for walkies. (previously)
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Headcanon.
Romeo returned, hoping to see his Carlo after a long time.
He was sitting in a chair in the room. Lit only by a dim lamp, Carlo seemed to have dozed off, and seemed even more beautiful than before.
Romeo knelt down next to him, gently touching him, hoping to wake him up.
Horror gripped his heart when Romeo realized that his Carlo was as cold as porcelain and was not breathing.
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Thinking of the larger context of LOTR and like, the fellowship swapping old war stories and shit and Sam just says “Yeah I killed a huge spider…Shelob, I think?”
And Gandalf just blinks and is like, “You what now?”
“Yeah, killed it. Had to save Frodo”
Gandalf elects not to tell Sam that he killed the spawn of a primordial demon.
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Reblog if you are ASEXUAL, SUPPORT ASEXUALS, or really really want to WEAR A REALLY FANCY BLACK CAPE
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I’ve been on tumblr for almost 13 years and I refuse to know what homestuck is about
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