"Yeah the place is nice and you have a great personality and seem very responsible, but I can't be seen with anyone who's less than a California 7 and you're a New York 5, sorry love."

This is killing me bc what does u being pretty have to do w anything

Never understood the saying "we're born alone and we die alone". So many people die together, or have family with them when they die. And literally nobody is born alone. Uh, hello? Your mom? She literally HAD to be there. Dumb saying.

bruh...

genuinely mystified by the kind of person that would produce this image and not realize "oh, I'm being fucking ridiculous"

kill yourself

no thanks

it's my birthday, I'm officially no longer a minor! 🥳🥳

Real conversation I just heard my mom have with her coworker over zoom:

"Hi Mary! Oh my gosh I had a dream about you, Mary! You were getting married, you were in the most beautiful classic styled dress. And you were in a beautiful field with poppy and roses, and a lot of people were there but they were faceless. Your husband was faceless. But you looked beautiful! What could this mean??"

"Oh that's nice....so back to what I was saying about the audit..."

people be fans of musicians with songs like "I'm A Bad Person", "My Past is Shady", "Self-Improvement (Not Gonna Happen)" and get mad when they do something problematic.

Different anon but unfortunately that was one. Look at the first letters of prev

oh lol! i'm dumb. you gotta be blunt with me. i used to think "reddit cares" were people who were actually concerned about you. on the bright side, this actually makes me feel a lot better! death threats are normal but vague warnings with no context are weird.

keep yourself safe

this is so ominous it's giving me more dread than a death threat but thank you anon! I will!

edit: okay turns out this is a way to tell people to kill themselves. I don't get it. ur already on anon, why the coded language? just say what you wanna say! I'm interested in ur reasoning behind this, anon.

comedy based solely on hate and spite for a group is rarely ever funny and never truly great, no matter how justified the feelings may be. true humor comes from understanding.

how are you a gamechanger fan, lmao? you understand the entire crew hates bigotry and bigots of your EXACT type?? most of their jokes are at the expense of assholes like you, kicking around whining about "the DEI police". lame as fuck

that DEI thing was a joke, I actually support DEI entirely, I might even become a DEI officer. (and I didn't say police lol) It was entirely ironic. I was just pointing out how silly it was to point out someone's kin list of characters wasn't diverse enough lol.

And the entire crew of gamechanger loves me they're texting me right now saying how cool I am life is so beautiful when you let go of the narcissism of small differences and enjoy good art. <3 <3

I think Andrea Dworkin’s eulogy of Nicole Brown Simpson is one of the saddest and most profound pieces of writing to ever exist.

And I’m not at all surprised that despite the online celebrations, people have seemingly forgotten Nicole’s name. Every joke that ends with the punchline “He Did It” doesn’t bother specific what It is. By euphemistically referring to Nicole’s death as “it”, her death loses its significance. It dehumanises her.

I’m glad at least Dworkin’s eulogy will always remember her as a human being, first and foremost.

look out everybody, they got DEI officers supervising your memes now.

Why are all the characters on your just like me meme men?

there’s 2 women there….

media written by men: all the best and most complex characters are male, one-dimensional female characters or complex female characters are mistreated by the narrative, fandom obsessed with male characters and ignores female ones.

media written by women: all the best and most complex characters are male, one-dimensional female characters or complex female characters are mistreated by the narrative, fandom obsessed with male characters and ignores female ones.