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lemonbubbles · 3 years
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Concept: Phil is actually the Blood God
Managed to catch most of the Dec 9 techno stream, and I’d like to present to concept of Phil is Actually the Blood God. 
Think of it like a heat source and sink situation. When separated, power sink Phil has to put all of his energy into surviving and maintaining himself so he tends not to be overly violent in the first couple of weeks on the server, just trying to get resources and not die. 
Power source/battery Techno up til that point pre-retirement has constantly been burning energy, gaining resources, farming mobs, getting to buckwild XP levels etc and acts as the constant source of chaos and violence for anarchy’s sake. He’s like a cat in a super low humidity apartment mildly grouchy at how static electricity is constantly gathering on his fur and shocking everything he touches.
But now that Techno’s been ‘retired’, esp from the turtle stream, Phil is now powered by the vassal of the blood god. 
When they encounter the iron golems, techno goes out of his way to heal those guardians of villages and do trades and collect pets, while Hardcore Mode Phil ransacks villages, mercilessly kills iron golems for the paltry iron bars they give, then slaughtering the villagers. 
 Techno seems to mellow out with Phil by his side, but Phil’s proximity to Techno makes him more brutal. 
@mcyt-quotes made a post about how canonically Phil gets bloodthirstier around Techno, and she’s right. Phil’s goofed on how Techno “Makes him smell blood in the water” re SMPEarth before. 
From a meta point of view, of course you can afford to be more reckless/attack offensive with a pvp god trailing behind you like a lost duckling at the HINT of a baby zombie noise. 
From an in character POV, Phil is charging up on his chaos, a lightning rod of a server deity. He’s receiving his tributes at the altar of violence, ready to bestow back the berserker power as Godly Favor should Techno be required once again rise as his avatar of anarchy. 
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lemonbubbles · 4 years
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PLEASE PLEASE P L E A S E I NEED A SINISTER BOY OH MY GODSDSGHDGWFGI
(mlm) Types of boys as horror movies:
House of 1000 Corpses: Loud, hyperactive, probably smells like a Summer themed candle, his kisses are hungry and new every time, wears shorts in the Winter, hasn’t read a book in like three years, probably needs to take a show
Scream: Every other sentence is a joke, plays way too many horror video games, always wants to cuddle, his kisses are gentle and loving, wears too many chains, dyed hair
Insidious: Would happily kill a man over monopoly, takes every opportunity he can to use his tarot deck, collects crystals and will for sure gift other people them, he never kisses without a smile on his face, probably collects stuffed animals
Halloween: Collects trinkets of every kind, has like 12 blankets on his bed, his hands are always cold, every inch of his walls are covered with art, gives himself stick n pokes, his kisses are hesitant, but warm, probably needs to clean his room
The Boy: Plays like 5 instruments, will listen to Reagan Youth as loud as he possibly can at 4 am, loves haunted houses, kisses like he’ll never be able to again, will binge one show four times in a row, writes punk songs about love
Sinister: in love with dark academia, owns like 200 books he’s never read, steals kisses in between library shelves, will write poems instead of confessing to who he likes, wants someone to sit in his lap while he reads to them
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lemonbubbles · 4 years
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i was supposed to be learning about cellular reproduction BUT THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER
g u y s i feel pOWERFUL..
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lemonbubbles · 4 years
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YES??? ABSOLUTELY??
leggy... you know how when pidge is talking about how beautiful the castleship is and lance goes ‘it’s not a sunset, pidge,’ implying that a sunset is the most beautiful thing he can think of in that moment, and then there’s the sunset scene with him and keith is season 8... also the sunset scene on olkarion before the s2 finale where lance lowkey flirts w/ teases keith... Yeah
i’m following you i’m hearing you i’m listening i’m agreeing i’m picking up what you’re putting down yes correct 100% agreed
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lemonbubbles · 4 years
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good thing i’m not a coward then.
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I’m just going to leave this here…
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lemonbubbles · 4 years
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I SOUND LIKE REI’S KETTLE 💀😭
endeavor: villain, i have done thy mother!
dabi: yeah no shit
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lemonbubbles · 4 years
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i- what
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lemonbubbles · 4 years
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:) 💕
Reblog this if your blog is a safe space for polyamorous people! 🌈
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lemonbubbles · 4 years
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https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-trans-girl-escape-abusive-home
please. help her. she doesn’t deserve this.
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lemonbubbles · 4 years
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anyone else want a non-binary/transmasculine/genderqueer/fluid cottagecore best friend that they can talk to for hours about lofi/chill music, rain, the stars, nature, or is that just me?
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lemonbubbles · 4 years
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i can just see,,, like,,, maybe,,, a museum date with between two boys and omg im crying,,, 🤧
hng,,bo y s,,hgjdf
when boys start talking about something they’re passionate about and just,, their whole face lights up, they’re talking a mile minute, and they get all blushy 🥺 like yes baby boy i barely understand what you’re saying but please continue
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lemonbubbles · 4 years
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these are so cute oh my gods-
LGBTQ+ WEEBS, HERE YOU GO!
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i made…more [ like/rb if using!]
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lemonbubbles · 4 years
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im moving bye
Barnes and Nobles is gonna start serving food and alcohol.
Everybody’s cracking jokes about how it’s a desperate attempt to stay relevant in the age of Amazon.
But you know what? Props to them. This is exactly what Blockbuster didn’t do. At no point was Blockbuster like “Hey, movie rentals aren’t the lucrative enterprise they once were. Perhaps it’s time we become known for our cheesy garlic bread.”
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lemonbubbles · 4 years
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you guys are making lists of this shit by now right-
💐💕💐💕💐💕💐💕💐💕💐💕💐💕💐💕💐💕💐💕💐💕💐💕 things i wanna do to you:
attack your cheeks with kisses until we can’t breath from laughter
cup your cheek and feel you lean into my hand
mumble soft things to you as you fall asleep
trace shapes on your back
cook for you
show you all the portraits i painted of you
play with your hair
sing for you, not caring that i’m off tune or how silly i look
listen to you talk about your interests
send you dumb lovey dovey texts just because
tell you i love you over and over and over-
💐💕💐💕💐💕💐💕💐💕💐💕💐💕💐💕💐💕💐💕💐💕💐💕
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lemonbubbles · 4 years
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ahahahaha MOOD
I am a simple boy. I see other boy in crop top and go feral.
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lemonbubbles · 4 years
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boys boys boys boys boys boys
Oh look at the time it’s male positivity hour. Reasons I love boys:
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They absentmindedly mess with their hair a lot and it’s cute
They have nice smiles
Warm
They look good in jeans
Clean shaven boys handsome
Boys with facial hair handsome
Warm
You give them one compliment and they get all bashful
Very good hugs, especially if they’re wearing a jacket or hoodie
Cute laughs
Sometimes awkward and it’s always cute
Warrmb
Can be really silly when they want to be
Super strong like omg
Never met a boy who was not insanely extra about how much they love their pet
Lowkey love their friends to death and they aren’t actually that lowkey at all
Holding their hands feels really nice
Could wear anything and would look good
Boys with hat hair after taking off a cap/helmet/beanie/hood? *chef’s kiss*
Boys’ voices sound wonderful no matter how low or high they are
Waaaarrrrmmmm fr pls hug me
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lemonbubbles · 4 years
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mlm is such a funny word because my head reads it like mlem and I just picture something like
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